We Are All Just Human McNuggets

[hazel-3017]

In which the Penguins are salty as fuck, CBJ said they’d edit their wikipedia article and actually did it, and the Dallas Stars would just really like to be included.

[lesglorieux-blog]

[galchenchuckie-deactivated20171]

lesglorieux:

I’m convinced they gave him some kind of pain meds and he’s just been high as fuck these past few days

[sandandglass]

Stephen Colbert issues new proclamations

[turbolainen]

@careypriceys: “okay so when carey says “i didn’t even know it was him,” re: checking kreider, directly afterwards he looks straight at the camera office-style for a SPLIT SECOND with a deadpan look in his eyes and an almost smile ghosting across his face it’s incredible like LOOK at this”

[sizvideos]

Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

Video - Via Siz iOS app

[robertoluongo]

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

[a-cool-ghoul]

Was this post made in 1996?

[gloryholeaction69-deactivated20]

fun has no expiration date

[quidam9]

everyone’s a little chirpy today! (x)

[letangerangme]

Ohmygod, THIS.

[weloveshortvideos]

[chickenstab]

shit son i feel this cat cause even i’m confused

[ladysstardust]

#FriendsForever

[reasonswhyidonthaveajob]

When I'm asked what kind of job I want

[reasonswhyidonthaveajob]

When I don't hear back after filling out lots of applications

[softlesbian]

Favorite Films: Whiplash (2014) There are no two words in the English language more harmful than “good job”.

[clarkethesharkmacarthur]

does this child only eat food thrown at him

[misfitsoul]

Dave Grohl Performs ‘Something From Nothing’ Acoustic  

[pixar]

"I am ashamed."