Katatonic

is a ket. raised by humans.

[humanraisedket]

for reasons i’m too lazy to get into

this is one of the various outfits present-day Sam can be found in. and one of the “sexier” ones he’s in.

yes he got fatter. there’s legitimate story reasons as to that as well which i’ll actually explain when i get this blog actually running again.

no he’s usually not dressed like this. most of the time Sam is in way more comfortable, less revealing, and bulky clothing.

[humanraisedket]

Been forever since I posted here eh? Have some Sam doodles. I've never been too happy with Sam's original hairstyle Time to experiment a bit

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Have a dabbing Sam

[humanraisedket]

i know it’s been a while since i’ve been on this blog but have a random sam

[humanraisedket]

((Guessin’ by the notes of the last post I’m not the only one who’d like to see Sam back.

I will say, their personality will be getting a slight overhaul, but with it will come something large I have in mind to kinda explain, ICly, the reason why Sam hasn’t been around much.))

[humanraisedket]

((i

kinda want to try and revive this blog soon???

cause Sam’s someone i liked playing as but time and college kinda fucked me over

i’ll try to freshen up shit on this blog before new things start up, including deleting any unnecessary OOC posts and taking a look through the about and rules and other pages))

[integrous-restoration]

((Ok so I’m back home finally, and I’m prolly just gonna stick to shorter replies tonight to help chill from today. This was effectively my longest organic chem lab and I’m beat from it.))

[humanraisedket]

((Applies here as well. Sorry I haven’t been too active here... college has been eating hard at me and I’ve stuck to just one blog, my human SOUL OC, for a bit.))

[tyree403]

[TXT]: ...hey Tyree? You mind coming over to Snowdin, just past the bridge outside town? Got a... bit of an issue and you're the only human I know... (from @humanraisedket!)

It would be a while, but Tyree finally responds.

[TXT]: “Eh? Okay? I don’t really understand why you would need me, considering you monster could easily resolve most issues with magic, but whatever. Give me around thirty or forty minutes, and I’ll be there.”

[humanraisedket]

tyree403:

For some reason, Tyree is not very surprised, considering the fact that magic can break any universal laws, rules in place to establish a functional environment where living things could go about their lives.

“Well, isn’t that something… No worries, Sam. Aislin gave me this doggy whistle just in case a canine unit attacks me. I’ll see to it that you stay safe for the time being. I may even allow you to hold onto it a while until you turn back to normal. I don’t visit Snowdin that often anyways.”

He motions his hand towards the town with a smile. 

“Lead the way, though be careful. No matter how good your disguise, the dogs will be able to sniff you out. I’ve learned that not so long ago. Heheh.” 

*Sam nods to Tyree, a little surprised by him being cared for by another monster, but at the same time not so much given that... well it really isn’t possible for a human to have a home to their own down here.

With a sigh, “I’ll have to turn ya down on that. I’ve learned some tricks to help keep myself safe. Like, fabricating a look-alike of me in case a Guard comes by to check on me. And I do get the occasional Guard... mainly because I live away from the town and all. I appreciate the concern they give.” Walking off away from town, “My house isn’t too far from here, just before where Lesser Dog made all his snowdogs.”

*And so, with Sam leading the way, the two are traveling to Sam’s home. Along the way though, Sam is noticeably shivering despite the amount of clothes on them.

“...I am so not used to not having my fur... But at least wearing clothes is more comfy now.” He turns to Tyree, “How the hell do you humans deal with cold temperatures and the snow and everything?”

[tyree403]

[TXT]: ...hey Tyree? You mind coming over to Snowdin, just past the bridge outside town? Got a... bit of an issue and you're the only human I know... (from @humanraisedket!)

It would be a while, but Tyree finally responds.

[TXT]: “Eh? Okay? I don’t really understand why you would need me, considering you monster could easily resolve most issues with magic, but whatever. Give me around thirty or forty minutes, and I’ll be there.”

[humanraisedket]

tyree403:

Seeing Sam calling for him in the distance, Tyree jogs right over, traversing through the cold winter, wearing his dark-blue cloak as usual that drapes down his calf. It may not seem much, but the fabric is done exceptionally well to counter Snowdin’s freezing temperature. He tries to give off an Elvis impression, though he sounds more like Sylvester Stallone than anyone else. He even flexes his lips in a certain way.

“Aaaaaaaaa, Sammy Sam! What’s up? Why did you call me wayyyyyyy out here? Did I ever mention that I live all the way in New Home? It’s quite a walk getting here, you know.” 

*Upon Tyree’s arrival, he’d probably notice Sam doesn’t have a tail... maybe it’s stuck in the outfit he’s got on? No... that’d be incredibly uncomfortable. Weird...

With a wave, and standing up, “Tyree! Not much, just... you’re the only human I know so I figured you’d be best to help me out with this...”

*And so, Sam moves off their scarf which was covering most of his face. As he does so, it’s revealed that Sam is... actually human. Or at least looks it.

“Some weird magic turned me human and I’m actually really damn scared to be out here by myself with the canine unit around. I dunno for how long the magic will last either! ...and ya never told me you lived that far away. My house isn’t far. Can get ya warmed up and, actually, now that I think of it, I could probably get some measurements to get ya some new clothes if you’re up for it. Free of charge of course.”

[humanraisedket]

headcanon meme: ice cream flavors edition.

Almond Chocolate Coconut: a touch headcanon.

Bacon Ice Cream: a "what were you even thinking" headcanon.

Black Raspberry Cheesecake: a sexuality and/or romanticism headcanon (romantic orientation, sexual orientation, etc).

Cactus Fruit Sorbet: a "this shouldn't work but it does" headcanon.

Cherry Garcia: a role model/inspiration headcanon.

Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon.

Chunky Monkey: a names, addresses, nicknames, etc. headcanon.

Cookies and Cream: a family headcanon.

Cotton Candy Explosion: a childhood/child(ren) headcanon.

Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.

Devil's Food Chocolate: a vice headcanon.

Dulce de Leche: a happy/sweet romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Elderberry: a hurt/comfort headcanon.

Entangled Mints: a friendship headcanon.

Espresso 'n Cream: a coffee/tea/coffee-shop (AU)/caffeine headcanon.

Fudge Behaving Badly: a misbehaving/getting into trouble headcanon.

Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc).

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

Heartbreak Healer: a sad/angsty romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Jasmine Peach Tea: a self-care/self-love headcanon.

Kahlua Almond Fudge: a language/words headcanon.

Kiwi Midori: a creative arts headcanon.

Lemon Angel Food: a virtue headcanon.

Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c).

Magic Mint Cookie: a magic/supernatural headcanon (alt: a taste h/c).

Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet: a fear/horror headcanon (alt: a costume(s)/facade(s) headcanon).

Neapolitan: an intimacy/vulnerability (or lack thereof) headcanon.

Orange Pineapple Whip: a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c).

Oreo Cheesecake: a physical health/disability headcanon.

Peanut Butter Plum Cherry: a soulmate/soulmate AU headcanon (alt: an unconditional love headcanon)

Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Purple Daze: a stoner/drugs headcanon.

Rainbow Cream: a nature headcanon.

Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Rocky Road: a difficulty or struggle headcanon.

SNAFU (Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up): a mistake(s) headcanon.

Strawberry Rhubarb Crunch: a mental health/neurodivergent headcanon.

Tennessee Mud: an alcohol, drunkenness, intoxication headcanon.

Tuxedo Strawberry: a well-dressed headcanon (any headcanon about clothes).

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

White Raspberry Truffle: a weakness headcanon.

Wildberry Chocolate Chunk: a social life headcanon.

[tyree403]

[TXT]: ...hey Tyree? You mind coming over to Snowdin, just past the bridge outside town? Got a... bit of an issue and you're the only human I know... (from @humanraisedket!)

It would be a while, but Tyree finally responds.

[TXT]: “Eh? Okay? I don’t really understand why you would need me, considering you monster could easily resolve most issues with magic, but whatever. Give me around thirty or forty minutes, and I’ll be there.”

[humanraisedket]

[TXT]: ...not everything can be solved with magic y’know? And see ya when you get here. No rush, just make sure you don’t get caught by the Royal Guard and all. You’ve heard that probably a thousand times by now.

*And so Sam waits for Tyree. He’s wearing a... rather heavy outfit. Scarf, heavy coat and pants. The clothing actually hides a lot of their body from view, and given the predicament Sam’s in, this isn’t a bad thing.

Once Tyree finally gets there, “Tyree! Over here!” He says, waving at him. It’s a bit muffled, but still pretty clear.

[humanraisedket]

((ALRIGHT SO THE HUMAN M!A IS STILL GOING! I’ve been wanting to do one thing with it for a bit, and college has been kicking my ass hard so I’ve had difficulties focusing on more than 1 blog at a time.))

[humanraisedket]

Ket Masseur

[humanraisedket]

monster-massage:

Saga let out a small chuckle at the Ket’s comment. “Well..it would have been easy to go there right away, but you’re here for professional work. The shoulders are the best place to start as they’re a high priority area that leads into the rest of your body. The arms, the back, and then the rear, and then legs. I prefer to work down the body starting from the top so I don’t forget or miss any parts.”

As he said this, his fingers moves up and down, massaging different parts of his shoulder as they finished with the spot they were already working on.

*It’s definitely evident that Sam is enjoying this. Still no mewling like Saga was wanting however.

With pauses to enjoy the feel of Saga’s fingers, “Definitely a good... practice. Especially with... better-looking clients...” Sam says with a soft chuckle, “Like I said though... take your time. I’ve got aaaaaall the time in the world today for ya, hot stuff...”

*At this point, Sam is pretty relaxed. No stiffness, no resistance to Saga’s movements, and just loosely hanging his arms at the sides of the table. Saga basically has free reign to go however he’d like regarding massaging Sam.

[humanraisedket]

Me: *Has a blog under a Human M!A*

Also Me: *Completely neglects said blog*

Also also Me: *Screaming internally*

[humanraisedket]

Hey sam here's some advice. If some random jackass screams "Hey, fuck you!!" At you for no good reason, walk up to them, look them in the eye and say "No, you won't." and then walk -or moonwalk- away.

“That’s not what ya say! You say, ‘Fuck me? I already do!’ and walk off with the biggest shit-eating grin ever.”

*Seems he’s calmed down a bit... hopefully. Maybe he’ll think of getting a friend to come over and help him out until this all ends.

[humanraisedket]

My tongue's longer than yours *blehhhhhhh*

“NOW ISN’T THE TIME TO COMPARE TONGUE LENGTHS.”

*And he sticks out his tongue at you. Surprisingly enough, though it doesn’t go out as far as it would if they were a monster, it’s still pretty long.

[humanraisedket]

outofcontextdnd:

“The weapon turns into a two-handed ass.”

-DM