average normal american boy

stan/18/co, sphs graduate!

[humanstan]

are you still mad kyle????

[einsteinfanclub]

no but you did send me that weird furry art last night on accident

[humanstan]

sorry :( 

[humanstan]

@welfair do you know what furaffinity is 

[nebuliar]

stan, dude

[humanstan]

what? it's fun dude.

[humanstan]

@welfair do you know what furaffinity is 

[einsteinfanclub]

get out of here

[humanstan]

are you still mad kyle????

[humanstan]

@welfair do you know what furaffinity is 

[nebuliar]

hi do you guys play runescape

[humanstan]

i do

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

humanstan

it is. it is merely unfortunate. anyways you might want to talk to my boyfriend instead of me because he is much more socially aware. but also, he’s kind of pissed because mercury is in retrograde or whatever.

Let me tell you a truth, Human Stan…

I do not know very much about planets or space or anything of that.

[humanstan]

yeah i dont either! but he’s a witch so he kind of has to or something. what’s your sign? you can just google it if you dont know.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

#its funny you called me Human Stan

do you like just Stan?

[humanstan]

just stan is fine. but human stan is... not a lie, i guess.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

humanstan

it is. it is merely unfortunate. anyways you might want to talk to my boyfriend instead of me because he is much more socially aware. but also, he’s kind of pissed because mercury is in retrograde or whatever.

Let me tell you a truth, Human Stan…

I do not know very much about planets or space or anything of that.

[humanstan]

yeah i dont either! but he's a witch so he kind of has to or something. what's your sign? you can just google it if you dont know.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

humanstan

sorry i didn’t mean to be insensitive. no respect to chris, though, he’s an asshole.

It’s okay!!! It’s something you forget is important when it’s in your life every day.

If he is an ass, I have no words for you; it’s merely unfortunate.

[humanstan]

it is. it is merely unfortunate. anyways you might want to talk to my boyfriend instead of me because he is much more socially aware. but also, he's kind of pissed because mercury is in retrograde or whatever.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

[humanstan]

i had to google translate that but i think i get it. yes. christophe. he’s a dick!!! my boyfriend used to read to him in high school though. since he’s like, borderline illiterate.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

Hey!! 

Now I switch back. Listen; Learning English is very, very difficult especially when you have grown up knowing a different language first. Not only does English language rules change a lot, but there is slangs and phrases that make no sense when you have to translate it in your head. Okay?

Also a complaint: you have too many words for things that need one word. i cannot think of examples but I will bring them when I think of them.

Point: do not make fun of bilingual people who are bad at English because it is not easy. Do not make fun of illiterate people because they either do not have the privilege of attending school like you have, or they have a reading-learning disability that may make it difficult for them!! 

Show him lots of respect!!! He is trying hard, I bet!!!

[humanstan]

sorry i didn’t mean to be insensitive. no respect to chris, though, he’s an asshole. 

[witchkyle-blog]

humanstan 

i’m SO MAD a t you

[humanstan]

WHATD I DO

[witchkyle-blog]

yo lef t the toilet sea tup and yuou smelll ilke alcohol

[humanstan]

im sorry about the toilet seat! i wasnt drinking today. i swear

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

humanstan

i can kind of make out what youre saying and i dont believe you. do you know the french kid from my school?

mmm…c’est taupe? 

ouais et non. nous avons parle sur l’internet? Soooo… peut-etre.

[humanstan]

i had to google translate that but i think i get it. yes. christophe. he's a dick!!! my boyfriend used to read to him in high school though. since he's like, borderline illiterate.

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

please this is not a good time to follow my blog,,,

[humanstan]

nipples????

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

N………………NON,

J’AI OUBLIE, JE NE PARLE PAS ENGLSIH

[humanstan]

i can kind of make out what youre saying and i dont believe you. do you know the french kid from my school?

[hehadonepassion-deactivated2015]

@trois etrangers

please this is not a good time to follow my blog,,,

[humanstan]

nipples????

[witchkyle-blog]

humanstan 

i’m SO MAD a t you

[humanstan]

WHATD I DO

[witchkyle-blog]

i get it… u just want to watch the broncos.

[humanstan]

they won!!!!

[witchkyle-blog]

tfw your bf is snappy at you because he made poor choices and has a hangover!!!!!! :)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[humanstan]

i just saw this!!! im sorry!!

[humanstan]

hi im stan marsh and i love to be uncomfortably upfront about my alcoholism