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i'm sans, sentry and hot dog salesman. during my breaks i'm usually sleeping or spending time with my brother. let me know if you want me to tickle your funnybone. literally or metaphorically. ((semi-dependant sans roleplay blog, check out the links))

[badsciencejokes]

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? 

Photosympathize.

[truffleburger]

🍔🍟

[wonderfullybadjokes]

You want to join my tug of war team?

I have some pull.

[humerus-trashbag-blog]

"How would your muse describe my muse's eyes?" Deep, bottomless pits, full of despair and hopelessness.... But out of the pool comes a glimmer of hope, a quick glance of joy that fills others with joy in turn.

woah, tori.... who knew you were so good at compliments.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

How would your muse describe my muse's eyes?

[spacesubmissions]

Picture I took of the milky way while in New Mexico. Straight up on my D3000 with a tripod

[humerus-trashbag-blog]

Sans! I have some wonderful news! I am strongly considering getting a 'navel piercing'! What do you think?

woah tori, that really is some wonderful news.i think that would look amazing on you, but i have to ask, what made you decide you want one?

[wonderfullybadjokes]

Fred forgot to pay the rest of Mystery Inc.

He needs to give them what they’re Scooby due.

[hambagu-pantsu-blog]

dude. we should start a band.

out of all the shitty ideas that have come spewing out of your mouth i have to saythis one is actually not bad ….i call dibs on guitarist! (i can totally play wonderwall haha!) 

[humerus-trashbag-blog]

as long as i get to do lead vocals you can definitely play guitar. i can hit the high notes y’know. we can practice in my garage!

[truffleburger]

🍔🍔🍔🍔

[wonderfullybadjokes]

That atom is naughty.

You need to keep an ion it.

[hambagu-pantsu-blog]

@humerus-trashbag

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Send me a ✍ and a character and I'll draw the character horribly on MS Paint.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

I got fired as a font designer.

My ideas were too bold.

[jubyart]

That’s a lot of ＬＯＶＥ you got there, kid

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[hexcolour]

My little sister came over to show me her sketchbook so I was flipping through and found this I’m just

[humerus-trashbag-blog]

((sometimes i feel like shit and then i think.... well at least i’m not sans. i’m not good, but at least im not sans