Humosh

19 yo

[humeysaga]

This is my # list so I can find all the reblogs I have made and story's I try to find more easily

MİX

#lol #oh my shayla #my shaylaaaa #suggestive #Group x reader #hall pass #fluff #fluff smut #smut #crack fic #obsessed #wtf #masterlist #love island au #edit #x reader #drunk reader #slow burn #funny #Not so angsty #angsty #Sex ban #biceps #woah #slight angst #smash or pass

#dom reader #sub men #sub male character #streamer reader #girly reader #gamer girl #x neglected reader #x wife reader

BATFAM

#batfam #dc x reader #batfam fluff #batfam x reader #batfam x you #batfam x batsis #batfam x neglected reader #batfam crack # batfam x batmom #batmom #dc comics #justice league x reader #batkids

#dick grayson #nightwing x reader #dick grayson x reader #richard grayson x reader #richard grayson

#bruce wayne fluff #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x reader #batman

#jason todd loves his gf #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #jason todd fluff #red hood #Jason todd

#damian al ghul x reader #damian wayne x reader #damian wayne x you #damian wayne fluff #damian wayne #robin

#tim drake

#wally west #wally west x reader

#roy harper #roy harper x reader

LOVE AND DEEPSPACE

#love and deep space x reader #love and deepspace fic #lads x reader #lads smut

#caleb smut #Caleb fluff #Caleb x reader

MARAUDERS

#marauders x reader platonic

#james potter x reader fluff #james potter x shy!reader #james potter #james potter x reader

JJK

#jjk men #jjk #jjk fluff #jjk x reader #jjk crack #jjk x you #jjk smau #Jjk crack smau #jjk crack

#sukuna x reader #sukuna x reader fluff #sukuna x reader smut #soft sukuna #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x you #husband sukuna #uncle sukuna

#toji fushiguro #toji x reader #jjk toji #dilf toji #dad toji

#Plug!choso #choso x reader #Choso kamo #choso smut #Streamer!choso

#nanami kento #nanami x reader #nanami fluff #husband nanami #nanami x reader

#gojo satoru #gojo x reader #Satoru gojo x reader #satoru angst

BNHA

#bnha x reader

#bakugou x reader fluff #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #Husband bakugou

PJO

#pjo x reader #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson fluff #pjo fluff

KPDH

#kpop demon hunters #kpdh x reader #kpdh smut

HAİKYUU

#haikyu x reader

#oikawa x reader #Sub oikawa

MARVEL

#marvel x reader #avengers x reader #the avengers

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader fluff #bucky Barnes

#peter parker x teen!reader #peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker x reader #peter parker fluff #peter parker

#tony Stok x daughter reader

YANDERE

#yandere #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere x willing reader #soft yandere x reader #obsessed

[killboyy0]

i hate reading fics where reader has no self respect sometimes cs they js be embarrassing me,,,

like no im not begging a grown ass man for dih and begging to be nutted in,, who IS THIS??

[sleepytopia-deactivated20260528]

The Sea Rejects You

Poly Straw hats (nami, robin, usopp, zoro, sanji, luffy) x Supernatural!Reader Summary: The world doesn’t know what you are. It only knows what you do to it. Sea Kings flee at your presence. Ships groan like they’re alive when you’re distressed. Islands hold you too tightly—or refuse to let you go at all. And the Straw Hats, who were never good at leaving things alone, slowly realize the truth: The sea isn’t protecting you. It’s reacting to you.

It started small.

Nothing dramatic enough to name.

Just… wrongness.

The kind of wrongness that didn’t announce itself with explosions or curses or screams. It slipped in quietly, like saltwater seeping into wood.

Like something ancient remembering you before you remembered it back.

The first time the crew noticed, it was at sea.

The Thousand Sunny had been cutting through calm waters for hours when everything… stopped.

No wind.

No movement.

Even the ocean beneath them went still, like a held breath.

Monkey D. Luffy leaned over the railing, squinting. “Huh… that’s weird.”

Then it happened.

A shadow passed under the water.

Massive.

Ancient.

A Sea King.

But instead of rising—

It fled.

Fast.

Violently.

Like it had seen something it wasn’t supposed to.

Silence followed.

Then Usopp whispered:

“…Did that thing just run away from us?”

No one answered immediately.

Because they were all looking at you.

You were standing near the mast.

Still.

Blinking once.

Like you hadn’t noticed anything at all.

The second sign was the ship itself.

The Thousand Sunny was no ordinary vessel. It was built with spirit, with personality, with something almost alive.

But when you were upset—

Even slightly—

It reacted.

Wood creaked when you frowned.

Holds tightened when you were quiet.

The figurehead seemed to… lean closer.

Franky noticed it first.

“…That’s not normal.”

Nami noticed it second.

“That’s definitely not normal.”

And then the ship groaned—long and low—when someone raised their voice at you.

Everyone went silent after that.

Even Zoro.

That was when things started to shift.

Subtly.

Quietly.

Like gravity rebalancing itself around a new center.

Islands became… inconsistent.

One day, they docked normally.

The next—

The current refused to let them leave.

Not storms.

Not obstacles.

Just… resistance.

Like the ocean itself had decided:

Not yet.

Not her.

Not now.

Roronoa Zoro was the first to change without noticing.

He started standing closer to you.

Not dramatically.

Not protectively at first.

Just… instinctively.

If someone spoke too loudly near you, he was suddenly there.

If the air shifted wrong, he moved before thinking.

“You’re getting in my way,” you told him once.

He didn’t look at you.

“I’m not moving.”

That was it.

No explanation.

No debate.

Just certainty.

Sanji noticed the way his cooking changed when you were nearby.

Not ingredients.

Not technique.

Something off in timing.

Like the kitchen itself wanted you comfortable.

“You didn’t ask for this,” he muttered once, watching a meal come together too perfectly.

You tilted your head. “Ask for what?”

He didn’t answer.

Because he didn’t know.

Nico Robin started reading more than books.

She started reading you.

And she didn’t like what she found.

“You are not simply observed by nature,” she said softly one evening.

You glanced at her. “That sounds ominous.”

Robin smiled faintly.

“It is.”

The third sign was the Sea Kings.

That’s when it stopped being subtle.

You were underwater.

Not on purpose.

It had just… happened.

A storm.

A broken rail.

A fall.

And then—

The sea swallowing you whole like it had been waiting.

The crew reacted instantly.

But they didn’t need to dive.

Because something was already happening beneath the surface.

The Sea Kings came.

Massive.

Silent.

But instead of attacking—

They circled.

Around you.

Protective.

Reverent.

Like something sacred had fallen into their waters.

Or something that belonged there had returned.

When you resurfaced, coughing, gasping—

They were gone.

But the ocean felt different.

Like it had changed its mind about something.

No one spoke for a long time after that.

Then Luffy said quietly:

“…They didn’t hurt her.”

It wasn’t a question.

That night, the crew didn’t sleep properly.

Except you.

You slept like nothing had happened.

Like the sea hadn’t just rewritten itself around your existence.

And Zoro watched you the entire time.

That was when his behavior changed most.

Not suddenly.

Not dramatically.

Just… decisively.

If someone stepped too close to you, he stepped closer.

If someone hesitated near you, he didn’t.

If the ship creaked when you were upset—

He was already at your side before it could finish.

“You don’t have to do that,” you told him once.

He looked at you then.

Really looked.

“…Yes,” he said.

You blinked. “Yes what?”

“Yes I do.”

No further explanation.

No softness.

Just truth.

Like a blade being set down carefully so it wouldn’t fall.

Luffy didn’t understand it fully.

But he didn’t need to.

He just knew one thing:

The sea reacted to you.

And so did they.

Because the world didn’t feel like it was protecting you.

It felt like it was responding to you.

Like you were a variable it hadn’t accounted for.

A mistake.

Or a miracle.

Or something in between.

One night, you stood at the edge of the ship alone.

The ocean was too still again.

Too quiet.

Too aware.

Behind you, footsteps approached.

You didn’t turn.

“You all doing the protective hovering thing again?” you asked mildly.

Silence.

Then Usopp:

“…It’s not hovering!”

Sanji:

“It’s concern!”

Zoro:

“It’s necessary.”

Nami:

“It’s statistical survival.”

Robin:

“It is observation.”

Luffy:

“It’s you.”

You finally looked back.

All of them were there.

Not surrounding you tightly.

Not trapping you.

Just… present.

Anchored.

Like they had already decided what you were to them.

And what they were to you.

Zoro stepped forward slightly.

Not threatening.

Just certain.

“You’re not alone in this,” he said.

You exhaled slowly.

“That’s not what I am.”

Luffy tilted his head.

“What are you then?”

You looked at the sea.

It rippled faintly.

Like it was listening.

“…I don’t know,” you admitted.

A pause.

Then softer:

“But it doesn’t seem to want me to be anywhere else.”

The ocean moved.

Just slightly.

Like agreement.

Or warning.

Or love.

It was hard to tell the difference anymore.

And behind you—

The Straw Hats didn’t move.

Because whatever you were…

They had already decided.

You were theirs to understand.

Even if the world itself didn’t know what to do with you yet.

© sleepytopia do not copy, translate, or plagiarize any of my works

[nightsallure]

冬のあとの花々：the flowers after the snow

ao3

INDEX

you find a man covered in blood amongst the winter snow, you save his life only to become ensnared in it. he’s yours, and so is everything that belongs to him.

or in less flowery terms, you save tengen’s life and end up married to him and his wives!

CHAPTER I: bloodied snow

CHAPTER II: tba!

[neurodivergentminor]

This is so real 💔🥀

[yokumirumerafan]

Demon Slayer Characters React to Drunk Y/N Complaining About Not Having a Boyfriend (While Being Married to Them)

I thought this would be sorta funny...

🌸 Hashira

🔹 Giyuu Tomioka → Blinks. “But… I’m your husband.” Watches as you dramatically flop onto the counter, groaning about how unfair life is. Giyuu, completely lost, gently pats your head and mumbles, “Did you forget?” You grab his haori and whine, “But everyone ELSE has one!” He sighs, picks you up, and places you on his lap. “I’m literally right here.” When you wake up sober, he’s staring at you expectantly, waiting for an apology.

🔹 Sanemi Shinazugawa → Nearly chokes on his drink. “Huh?! The hell did you just say?!” Stands there, completely baffled, as you cry into your ramen about how you’re “so lonely.” He yanks your face up and growls, “You’re married to ME, idiot!” If you keep whining, he’ll grab your face and kiss you aggressively just to shut you up. “Say that again, I dare you.” The next morning, you wake up to him giving you the silent treatment.

🔹 Kyojuro Rengoku → BURSTS OUT LAUGHING. “AH! MY LOVE, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ME?!” Immediately picks you up and spins you around in his arms while declaring, “Fear not, for I shall be your boyfriend and husband both!” He’ll then spend the next hour showering you with compliments until you’re giggling again. The next morning, he teases you endlessly about it.

🔹 Tengen Uzui → “Oh? You don’t have a boyfriend? What a tragedy!” Smirks and plays along, even pulling out a fake tear. His wives giggle in the background as he dramatically sighs, “If only there were a dazzling, flashy man who would devote himself to you~” Eventually, he cups your face and whispers, “Oh wait. That’s ME.” The next morning, his wives keep reminding you of your ‘crisis’ just to fluster you.

🔹 Muichiro Tokito → Completely deadpan. “You’re married to me.” Watches as you dramatically sob into your drink. “You literally have a ring on your finger.” He tilts his head. “Do I not count?” You mumble, “You don’t count ‘cause you’re too perfect.” He pauses, blushes a little, then sighs. “You’re so dumb when you’re drunk.” Carries you to bed but secretly enjoys the attention.

🔹 Mitsuri Kanroji → GASPS. “OH NOOO, MY LOVE!!” Immediately cuddles you and reassures you that you’re the most loved person in the world. “I’LL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND IF YOU WANT!!” She even makes a whole list of reasons why you’re adored. The next day, she excitedly asks if you remember her ‘love speech.’

🔹 Obanai Iguro → “...Are you serious?” Looks completely betrayed. You keep whining, not noticing how his grip on his cup tightens. “You’re MARRIED to me. How the hell do you not have a boyfriend?” When you drunkenly say, “You’re my husband, not my boyfriend,” he stares at you like you’ve committed a crime. Kaburamaru hisses in agreement. The next morning, he ignores you until you apologize properly.

🔹 Gyomei Himejima → Soft sigh. “I see.” Gently wipes your tears as you ramble about being ‘unloved.’ Then, with zero hesitation, he pulls you into his lap and starts listing all the ways he cherishes you. “You are loved beyond measure.” The next day, he reminds you that even in your drunkest moments, he will always reassure you.

🌓 Upper Moons & Muzan

🔹 Kokushibo → Silent for an entire minute. Stares at you as if you just grew another head. “You… do not have a boyfriend?” Watches you dramatically throw yourself onto the table. “Impossible.” Finally, he exhales deeply and pulls you against his chest. “You are MY wife. That is beyond a mere boyfriend.” The next day, he reminds you that your ‘foolish drunken words’ made him question your intelligence.

🔹 Douma → GASPS SO LOUDLY. “OH, HOW COULD THIS BE?!” Dramatically grabs you and cradles you while fake-crying. “HOW COULD YOUR BOYFRIEND ABANDON YOU LIKE THIS?!” Then he kisses your forehead. “Oh wait, that’s me~” He spends the next hour teasing you, calling himself your ‘brand-new’ boyfriend.

🔹 Akaza → “WHAT?!” Nearly falls out of his chair. “You—you don’t—Y/N, I’M RIGHT HERE!!” If you keep complaining, he grabs your face and forces you to look at him. “I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND. YOUR HUSBAND. SAY IT.” When you refuse, he gets pouty and hugs you from behind, sulking. The next morning, he’s grumpy until you remind him he’s your favorite.

🔹 Muzan Kibutsuji → Does not move. “Excuse me?” Raises an eyebrow as you drunkenly cry into your soup. Watches you go on and on about being ‘so single.’ Finally, he tilts your chin up, smirking. “Would you like me to find you a new boyfriend, then?” (Translation: Say yes, and you die.) The next day, you wake up to him watching you. “Say it again. I dare you.”

🎴 Main Three + Genya

🔹 Tanjiro Kamado → SO CONFUSED. “But Y/N… I’m right here?” When you keep whining, he gently takes your hand and kisses your wedding ring. “Does this not mean anything?” He patiently waits for you to realize before wrapping you in a warm hug.

🔹 Zenitsu Agatsuma → STARTS WAILING EVEN LOUDER THAN YOU. “YOU DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND?! BUT YOU HAVE ME!!!!” Literally grabs your hands and shakes you. “DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU??” Probably ends up crying with you. The next morning, he reminds you dramatically of your betrayal.

🔹 Inosuke Hashibira → “WHAT?!” Looks around like he’s about to fight someone. “WHO STOLE MY GIRL?!” When you say, “No one, I just don’t have a boyfriend,” he snarls, “I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND, DUMBASS!!” (Is ready to throw hands with the air.) The next day, he’s grumpy and demands an apology.

🔹 Genya Shinazugawa → COMPLETELY SHORT CIRCUITS. “H-HUH?! BUT WE’RE M-M-MARRIED???” Face turns BRIGHT red. When you keep whining, he stammers, “B-But I thought—D-Does this mean nothing to you?!” When you wake up, he’s still sulking. “So… do you still think you don’t have a boyfriend?”

[bowlvers]

giyuu and his VERY intimidating wife

you had been pacing for the past five minutes.

giyuu hadn’t said a word.

he was sitting at the table, perfectly straight, hands folded neatly in his lap like a student in detention.

“i swear,” you started, spinning around to face him, “every single time I tell you to be careful, what do you do? you nearly get yourself killed!”

he blinked, “..i didn’t.”

“yet!” you snapped, throwing your hands up. “do you think that makes it better?!”

he went silent again, eyes lowering to the floor. his shoulders slumped slightly, the tiniest bit — that was how you knew he felt bad.

“don’t you ‘quiet guilt’ your way out of this,” you warned, pointing at him. “that sad little face isn’t going to save you this time.”

he looked up, startled. “i wasn’t—”

“you were. you do it every time. i start yelling, you look like I just kicked your dog, and then I feel bad and let you off easy.”

he blinked again, looking faintly wounded. “…you wouldn’t kick a dog.”

“that’s not the—!” you groaned and dragged your hand down your face. “that’s so not the point, giyuu.”

you took a breath, trying to calm down. he just sat there, watching you like a cat who’d accidentally knocked over a vase.

finally, you crossed your arms and said, “you are so lucky I love you.”

his eyes flicked up, soft but hesitant. “…does that mean you forgive me?”

“no!” you said immediately. “no means i love you in spite of your utter lack of self-preservation!”

he nodded, solemnly. “i see.”

“you clearly don’t,” you muttered, grabbing the medicine box from the shelf. “because if you did, you wouldn’t come home looking like you just rolled through a battlefield. oh wait— you did.”

he murmured, almost under his breath, “it wasn’t that bad.”

you whipped your head toward him. “what did you just say?”

he froze, like he’d just realized his mistake. “…nothing.”

“mhm.” you crouched in front of him, cleaning the cut on his arm a little rougher than usual. “you stress me out, you know that?”

he winced but didn’t complain. “i’m sorry.”

“you should be.”

“i am.”

“you always are.”

he paused. “…you’re still angry.”

“you think?”

he looked like he wanted to say something else, then stopped, lips pressing together. after a long beat, he murmured “i’m sorry” again.

you just stared at him. then sighed, pinching the bridge of your nose. “you know what? sit. just— sit there. quietly. don’t move.”

he nodded obediently. “okay.”

“—actually, go fold the laundry.”

“yes ma’am.”

[ceramic-raven]

Me stalking accounts and spam liking and reblogging posts from authors/artist I like, hoping they don't think I'm weird

[satoruined]

"i think… i can’t move."

giyū’s voice is so meek, it makes you want to laugh—because the way he says it, so deadpan, is at complete odds with the wreck he looks like, lying beside you on the futon.

"what'd you mean you can’t move?" you sit up and swing one leg over him, palms planted against the pale muscle of his chest. the alarmed look that flashes across his face makes you laugh out loud this time. "you were just moving. a lot."

"that was before," he answers, ocean eyes fixed on you dolefully. "before my back started… hurting." you lean down, poke at the tip of his nose. "so now you're blaming me? you're the one who wouldn’t stop. i was ready to tap out after the third round."

"you said one more," he reminds you weakly, face blushing pink. "yeah, well. don't say it like a chore…" you murmur, pushing aside the strands of raven hair sticking to his forehead. "you fucked me so good you threw your back out. that's an achievement."

"i didn't mean—ugh." he groans when you accidentally jostle his half-hard dick in the process of poking and prodding at his face. "wha– what are you doing?"

"checking for your mark," you reply, tilting his face toward the light so you can examine him more closely. "i want to see what it looks like."

he groans, covers his face with one hand. "please don't."

[lavandulawrites]

“Mmm… It taste delicious! What did you put in it?” you licked the cupcake frosting of the spatula as you hummed in great delight. The frosting was sweet, with a slight stronger, more tangy taste you couldn’t quite put your finger on.

The man beside you hummed at your gleeful smile, before he replied with a smile “I used semen.”

You laughed loudly “Jeez, stop joking. I’m serious. What did you put in it?” you gave the cream coloured frosting another lick.

He looked at you with an unreadable expression, his cheeks slightly red. “I’m also serious.”

You blinked. Wait what? “Huh…?” you lowered the spatula from your mouth as you stared at him.

He only smiled back at you. “I’m glad you liked it, I almost passed out twice when makin—”

“EWWW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” you hurried to the sink and spat out your mouthful. You felt unclean and nausea rose up your stomach. You were going to throw up.

His hand patted you gently on the back and you slapped it away with a hiss. “Go away!”

“But you said you liked it!” he whined like a little kicked puppy. If it weren’t for the circumstances, you would feel bad for him.

“You are a sick fuck, do you know that? You need serious help!” you glared at him as you gagged into his kitchen sink. You debated whether or not you should shove two fingers down your throat.

“You liked it all the other times! You always finished your fo—”

“OTHER TIMES?! You have done this before?!” you interrupted him. How much of his cum had you unknowingly consumed?

“Yeah? You have always loved my cooking so I really don’t see the problem?” he looked at you with confusion.

“I am leaving” you sound on your heel and stormed to the front door.

“What about the cupcakes?!”

“Fuck you!”

— PHAINON, CAELUS, Sampo, Boothill, Jiaoqiu (Honkai Star Rail), ORORON, ITTO, Sethos, Dahlia, Ayato, Scaramouche, Heizou, Cyno, Childe (Genshin Impact), Ranpo, Atsushi, Dazai, Nikolai (Bungou Stray Dogs), CALEB, Xavier (Love and Deepspace), Connie (Attack on Titan), GOJO, Yuta (Jujutsu Kaisen), NOBUNAGA, Phinks, Shalnark, Uvogin (Hunter x Hunter), DOUMA, Emnu, Tengen (Demon Slayer), AYATO, Kanato, LAITO, Yuma, Kou, Shin, Kino (Diabolik Lovers), ADRIAN/ YANDERE!LOSER (original character)

A/N: If this happened I would be so furious and disgusted. I would have thrown up at his stupid face.

[stantengenandhisflashywives]

Once I learn how to write fanfics everyone will be SICK of me.

[ceramic-raven]

When I go read a fanfic, but then see it was last updated over two years ago

[applebrat9]

What about me?

summary: man-hater!reader x down bad!caleb. basically just Caleb groveling for reader's attention

tags: slow burn, college au, x reader, fluff. fem reader. tags will probably be updated based on pt 2. Not proofread. Lmk if I missed anything!

wc: 1.2k

part 1 part 2

Caleb. The micro celebrity of the school. Truly, you didn't understand the hype. Sure, he might have been relatively good looking, and sort of charismatic. Still, it baffled you the level of infatuation it seemed everyone had with him. No man deserved that kind of attention in your eyes. Men are great at pretending to be normal people until you actually get to know them.

Surrounded by crowds of girls and his friends, he walked around campus like he belonged there. You assumed he was likely arrogant, and probably an asshole if you get to know him.

You walk with Tara, arms linked, your free hand holding a soda from the vending machine.

"Have you heard about what happened with Caleb?" Tara suddenly asks, grinning.

You roll your eyes, letting out a long-suffering sigh. "No, and I don't really care."

"How can you not care? He's, like, our on-campus micro celebrity."

"And for what? He's just somewhat handsome and a little charismatic. Which is what most of the women here are. Everyone's praising the bare minimum," You retort. "Besides, he's probably not even nice. He's probably just keeping up his image."

Tara laughs, patting your shoulder fondly. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say."

Eventually you split up to go to your respective classes. You had recently started a a new class with the beginning of the new semester. This was the first lecture you were attending. Overall, you felt rather optimistic, as you'd heard good things about the professor. Reaching the door, you push it open, only to bump right into someone's broad chest.

"Shit, sorry-" you startle, looking up to see who it was. An amused face with amethyst eyes looks down at you. Caleb smiles.

"No problem. See you in class later, yeah?” 

He brushes past you, walking out. You glance behind you, scrunching your nose slightly as you watch him walk away. Slowly, you make your way to a seat near the back. You see someone’s bag lying beneath the desk, and you take a seat nearby. A few minutes pass as people slowly arrive, settling in and preparing their things. At some point, Caleb comes back. You watch him greet people with a sunny smile as he walks along, making you roll your eyes and mutter to yourself irately. Turning your focus to getting ready, you take out your notebook and a pen, clicking it idly. Sensing someone’s gaze on you, you glance up and see Caleb making a beeline in your general direction. Uh oh. Don’t tell me that bag just so happens to be his.. Unfortunately, that seemed to be the case. 

He sits down, grinning at you. 

“Sat near me on purpose, huh?” he teases. 

You frown, giving him a scalding look of disapproval. 

“No, I didn’t know it was yours. Focus on yourself.” 

He laughs as if you had just told a joke, propping his chin up on his hand. His eyes sparkle with amusement. Truthfully, it made you increasingly more irritated. Was he always this strangely confident? You turn your head away, trying to carefully scoot farther away from him. A huff of beguilement reaches your ears. Before Caleb has a chance to say anything more, the professor stands and begins introducing himself. You use this opportunity to divert your attention. Throughout the lecture, you occasionally feel Caleb glance at you, willing yourself to not look back at him. The second it’s over, you start packing up your things hurriedly. The longer you stayed near him, or any man for that matter, the more disgruntled you felt. 

“Hey, uh..” 

You turn around, crossing your arms defensively. To your surprise, Caleb looks nervous, his hand rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. 

“Do you…Do you want to have lunch together?” 

The sheer clumsiness of his question nearly makes you laugh, blinking at him. A vaguely disdainful smile breaks across your face.

"I don't like surrounding myself with people like you."

The way his expression changes is akin to a puppy getting told no. You shoulder your bag and turn on your heel, walking away.

"…And then she said 'I don't like surrounding myself with people like you!' I mean, what's that even supposed to mean? What did I do that made her dislike me so much? We haven't even talked before!" Caleb exclaims, running a hand through his hair. Gideon's shoulders shake with suppressed laughter, his hand over his mouth.

"That's disappointing, man, but not surprising. I told you she's notorious for being a man hater. I mean, why would you think you'd be any different?" He says, slapping Caleb on the back and taking a swig of water.

Caleb huffs and leans back against the bleachers, throwing his arm over his eyes. The sun was high in the sky, not a single cloud obscuring it. He leans forward again, rubbing his eyes.

"Well, I'm not giving up. I already got the courage to talk to her. How hard can it be to win her over?"

Gideon chuckles to himself, smiling knowingly and getting ready to jump back into practice.

As the weeks go by, slowly but surely an array of snacks and drinks begin to appear at your seat. A soda from the vending machines, a coffee, candy. The first time it happens, you're confused, picking it up slowly and looking around. Immediately you catch Caleb's eye, eyeing his far-too-smug expression. You stuff it into your bag and promptly throw it away after class. Every day it was something new, as if he was trying to gauge what your favorites were. One day, the trajectory changed. Suddenly, all the things piling up on your desk happened to be things you like; your exact coffee order, your favorite brand of chocolate, your go-to shitty snack from the campus cafeteria. Utterly bewildered, you confide in Tara.

"I don't understand how he knows this stuff. We never talk." Tara giggles, causing you to narrow your eyes at her.

"What did you do?" She leans away, looking off to the side with a pleased grin.

"Wellll…he may or may not have reached out to me. He asked me about your favorites. And how to win you over."

Your eyes widen, your hand flying to her shoulders. "You did what?"

She laughs, standing up from the grass you were sitting on and brushing herself off.

"Have fun with your admirer!"

Before you get a chance to protest, she prances off. You frown, crossing your arms and propping up your knees. Actually, it put you off a lot more than you wanted to admit. Why would Caleb suddenly take such an interest in you? You barely knew each other. Right as you're about to stand and walk home, Caleb somehow appears in front of you, holding a bag of what looked like take out. He smiles, a light pink dusting his cheeks.

"Hey. I got you some food. Tara said you liked this restaurant," he says, holding out the bag.

You eye it warily, glancing between the bag and his face. Hesitantly you reach out and grab it. Opening it up, you find that the contents are, in fact, from a restaurant you liked. A cute little sushi place on the corner near your apartment. You set it to the side, looking up at him with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Um..Thanks, I guess. But why?"

"Because I like you."

a/n: this is my first time posting a fic on tumblr! If I formatted something wrong or you have any constructive criticism I'd like to hear it! I don't know if I'm doing this concept justice LMAO

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[lalaleeiillaa]

“yeah i read a lot!”

“oh awesome! What books do you read?”

[uniicorns-arereall]

you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free

(just NO a.i)

[vetckkie]

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

[yenayaps]

enjoy this little unckuna snippet in the upcoming oneshot ❤️

“es’cuse me?”

You feel a little tug at your shorts and look down to find an incredibly worried Yuji, who honestly should’ve gone to an adult he knew, but here he was, deciding you were the trusted adult for the time being.

“What’s wrong?” You crouch down, getting at eye level. “Are you okay?”

“No.” He shakes his head, pointing to his shoes. “I donno how to tie my shoes.”

“You don’t?” you continue to act just as concerned. “Do you want me to tie them for you?”

“Yes, please.”

Your heart melts at his little voice. “Aw, okay.”

Like any other kid, Yuji’s amazed at how fast adults can tie shoelaces, unable to keep up with the strings crossing and looping around each other to create the little bow at the end.

“Yay!” He claps his hands, jumping in excitement. “We can play again, Gumi!”

Megumi thinks to start celebrating with his friend, but closes his mouth right after opening it.

Then you’re startled by a scoff made directly behind you. “You bother a stranger to tie your shoes and you can’t even say thank you?”

The last to freeze is Yuji, who side-eyes him, rather than turning to face him. “Um.. ya I did..”

“No you didn’t?!” Sukuna starts to argue with the three year old. “I watched you lie about not knowing how to tie your shoes and then I watched you try to run off without even thanking her.”

“I donno how to tie my shoe!” Yuji stomps a foot on the ground to prove whatever point he thought he was making.

“Yes, you do— now say thank you before I take your shoes away.”

“Oh no, not my shoes!”

“Yeah. Bye-bye, shoes.” Sukuna’s clearly enjoying this. “You’re a big boy now, remember? You don’t need them.”

“Yes I do!”

“Alright, then have some manners and say thank you.”

“Thank you for tying my shoe,” Yuji frantically says to you, then turns to his uncle and starts whimpering. “Don’t eat my shoes, Unkakuna! I need them!”

Sukuna’s even more annoyed now at how specific that was. “Who said I was gonna eat them?!”

“I dunno! You eat everything!” Yuji claims, bottom lip quivering and all, making his uncle's eye twitch in disbelief. “It’s all stuck in your big belly.”

Sukuna’s face drops, as if he didn’t see a 6-pack in the mirror this morning with his own eyes.

“I don't have a goddamn belly,” he scolds him through a clenched jaw, then lowers his tone as he begins to crouch down. “Do you want me to hit your Papa Jin?”

“No!!!”

“Then quit acting like I eat everything in sight, you little shit.”

Yuji scratches the back of his head as he continues to whine, trying to force a couple tears out. Eventually he turns to you. “He’s gonna hit my papa with his big belly.”

“Uh-oh. That's not nice,” you begin to laugh, all while Sukuna grumbles something about Jin being the one with love handles.

“Papa gonna cry,” he sighs, continuing to act distraught over the news, trying to get all the sympathy he can from you. “Hmph— poor papa.”

“I know. I don’t think he’ll hit your papa, though.”

“He’s gonna EAT my papa!” Yuji stretches his arms out, emphasizing how big of a meal that would be for Sukuna. As if it couldn't get any worse, Yuji finds a random basketball and tries to stuff it under his shirt. “Then his belly will be big like THIS.”

“Stop it,” Sukuna snaps, pointing off into the distance behind the kid. “Get out of here before I barbecue you on that grill Mr. Toji’s using.”

“Hey!” Yuji gasps. “You can’t do that!”

“You can barbecue anything when you have barbecue sauce, Yuji.” he informs the kid, then notices a mortified Megumi standing off to the side. “You’re next.”

“DAAAADDDDYYYYYYYY.”

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