She/her - ela/dela - 21+ - 🇧🇷 Brazilian Babe 🖤 Don't mind me, just reading my problems away, mainly a reblog blog, but sometimes I will post random shitposts so bear with me
grim watching videos on readers phone when bf! floyd texts and grim decides to reply.
You let Grim borrow your phone for two minutes. What was the harm in it…?
Well it turned into ten minutes.
Grim was muttering to himself. "This human has the recommendations." He was completely locked in just scrolling through your phone.
He was sitting on your couch sideways like he owned the place. His tail flicked every time a video he took interest in loaded.
You weren't really paying attention until your phone lit up.
Floyd: where are you shrimpyyy
Grim looked at the screen and squinted. "Shrimpy?"
He tapped the screen away. "Wait I'll answer for you."
You didn't even look up, not thinking much of it. Oh how wrong you were.
Grim: they're busy now
To be fair grim wasn't exactly lying, you were attempting to take a nap. But something as minor as that wouldn't stop Floyd.
There was a pause.
Then the typing bubbles showed up.
Floyd: …you’re not my shrimpy
Grim blinked. "Huh?"
Floyd: give the phone back
Grim tilted his head, confused how he could tell. "What how did he know?" He wasn’t secretly spying on him right…? He looks up and doesn’t see anything.
He typed again slower this time.
Grim: i’m just helping out
The reply came away.
Floyd: no you’re not
Floyd: you smell like trouble
Grim stiffened. "He can smell trouble through text?"
Before you or Grim could react, the door to your room swung open.
Floyd was already, in the doorway eyes closed like he was expecting chaos.
He looked at your phone at Grim and then he smiled. It was a dangerous smile. "Shrimpys phone " he said lightly.
Grim froze. "I was just... Holding it."
Floyd stepped inside still smiling. "That's cute."
Then his eyes narrowed a bit. "You’re so small, perfect to squeeze." he teases
“GAAAAAHHH! HUMAN HELP ME!” grim runs jumping behind you.
“Floyd…stop scaring him” you sigh opening your arms.
“But shrimpyyy he had your phone and was texting me..” he gets into your arms and lays on top of you.
When you eventually woke up, the first noise you registered was the sound of your boyfriend, Idia Shroud, peculiar laughter enveloping the silence of his dimly lit bedroom. And of course, odd-sounding noises and upbeat background music coming from the game he was currently playing followed next.
You were currently lying in his bed comfortably, unable to move as you wished, while also receiving soreness in your limbs that led to your expression turning sour because of circumstances escalating into a heated sexual encounter the night before.
These past few weeks, everything feels like shit. Given that it was the busiest time during the semester, many occurrences had demanded all of your time, diligence, and painstaking patience to get through, leaving you drained and emotionally exhausted; it was also the same with Idia.
Neither of you had the energy to properly interact with one another after another dreadful day of responsibilities and stress. Even in texting and video calls, everything was too much work.
So when both of your workloads had gradually lightened up, it was decided by both of your wholehearted consents that you two deserved a night of pure, unadulterated pleasure for the first time to escape from the stress and chaos of everyday life.
Just for one night.
And, oh boy, you came across several remarkable things about him that many would never have known otherwise.
You couldn't find a shy bone in his body. Nothing. Nada. He wasn't stammering with his words or hesitant in his actions. Being underneath him, you were met by his confident smirk and piercing gaze filled with unquenchable lust.
He already knew what he was doing during sex; he didn't even wait for you to give any initiatives. His clothes were smoothly scattered on the floor, along with yours, leaving the both of you in your underwear.
Dragging his mouth from your bruised, sensitive lips to your inviting neck, decorating it with a mix of rosy bite marks and purple love bites. His smirk would widen proudly on your skin whenever you softly moaned in response to his touch, while rocking his weight onto your trembling body, specifically steadily thrusting against your clothed core with his bulging erection.
Slowly, he elevated himself up from your chest, laughter rumbling softly in his chest as he admired the marks he had left on you. "Heh… you’re glitching already? We're not even in the endgame yet," he teased, roughly palming your clothed clit and following with circular motions with his fingers, feeling the heat and wetness seeping through the fabric, as he relishes the sight of you squirming beneath him, thrashing side to side in pleasure and desperation. "Aahh!! Idiaaaa…Nnghaa—!! IDIA!!"
His other hand casually reached up to muffle your adorable, recurring breathy moans with his palm, his eyes partly lidded with sadistic amusement. "Shh, shh," he whispered, his voice low and husky, sliding his hand inside your underwear and feeling the slickness of your arousal coating his fingers.
"While I love hearing you beg and moan," he leaned in closer, as did his fingers, carefully sinking in deeper to your soaked heat, finding access to your most sensitive spot, "I can't guarantee that you won't be heard by others if you keep making so much noise, hmm?" he whispered.
All that could be done was to nod in compliance, thus letting Idia retract his hand from your muffled mouth just to grant you a brief moment to breathe before he leaned in again, this time pressing his lips against yours, cocking his head to the side as he inserted his tongue into your mouth, groaning blissfully as he tasted your sweet surrender, while his fingers merely casually thrust in and out of you with deliberate slowness.
There was a lingering scent of artificial candy on his breath. He pulled away from the kiss, a string of saliva connecting from both of your lips for a brief moment before breaking. Idia's tongue simply jutted out playfully, then developed a smirk as he whispered, removing his hand from your slick folds, "Look at you…"
He takes his precious time to observe your current state. Your disheveled hair falls messily around your face, your cheeks flushed with color, and you squeeze your legs together to alleviate the persistent aching between them. You look so fucking delectable.
Another round of chuckles escapes his lips as he playfully slaps your clothed pussy, causing you to gasp in surprise. "Now, what other proof do you need that I’m not the shy little shut-in you thought I was?"
If only you could deliver a hardbound copy of a list of all the ways he's proven himself wrong, you'd have it ready in an instant.
And now here he was, curling his lanky figure at his desk like a contented cat, blissfully playing on his Nintendo Switch with his pathetic, adorable grin as if he didn't have a care in the world.
As if he didn’t just eat you out like a man starved for days, pushing your hips upwards while he devours your cunt so you couldn't squirm away with his tongue buried deep inside you, sucking and licking every inch of your wetness until you were a quivering mess beneath him.
As if he didn't have your legs raised on his shoulders while he plunged his heavy cock deep inside your abused hole in a mating press just last night and refused to take his length out until both of you slept while being stuffed full of his essence??
Eventually, he started to feel a burning gaze directed at him and curiously turned his head to you without pausing his game. His giddy grin was still attached to his face, though noticeably gotten wider the moment he realized you were finally awake, as he excitedly gestured his console to you.
"Hey, hey, look!" Without ever a greeting of any kind or a considerate pause to let you fully wake up, he immediately showed you the screen of his console, almost blinding your eyes with the bright colors and flashing lights. "What do you think about the characters I created for this game? Cute, right?"
Your face scrunched up, attempting to get a better look at the screen, slightly wincing in pain when the soreness of your limbs hit you all at once.
All you could see was two blocky characters accurately resembling pixelated versions of your boyfriend and yourself, with exaggerated features and detailed costumes. The two characters are being lovey-dovey to one another, swirls of pink hearts floating around them as they danced on the screen.
… Is that Tomodachi Life?
Your expression deadpan.
"It's...interesting," you replied, trying to sound enthusiastic despite your exhaustion.
"Right?! Hehehehe~ I knew you’d get it!" He kissed your cheek as he continued to ramble animatedly with pure unfiltered glee about all the processes he had done to create your virtual relationship and quirky interactions in the game.
However, you weren't listening to his musings; you stared at your boyfriend in disbelief.
Twist first years x f reader/yuu, making them try a period cramps simulation. Let's say one day the boys accidentally Said something offensive about the reader's period thinking it was just simple words to them. And then the day after that reader goes to Sam's shop asking if he has a period cramp simulation (since the guy basically has everything) and asks the boys to try it out
【❝Projecting My Period Cramps Onto My Annoying Ass Friends❞】
【Synopsis: In which the first years get a taste of the pain you go through every month】
【Featuring: The NRC First Years (Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier, Ortho Shroud, and Sebek Zigvolt)】
【Tags: fem reader, reader is Yuu/prefect, relationships depicted are platonic, TW for discussions of menstruation/period cramps/rude comments from Ace and Epel, reader gets her rightful payback by projecting her cramps onto the boys (minus Ortho bc he does no wrong), 】
【Word count: 1.3k】
【a/n: hell hello and thank your for the request! While I’m not the biggest fans of the first years individually, I love writing for them as a group! Their dynamics with each other are just so amusing to me, which made writing this so much fun! Anyway, I really enjoyed working on this and j really hope you like it! :3】
‧₊˚ ┊ It all started with a comment from Ace at breakfast. Somehow, the topic of periods was brought up amongst yourself and the other first years, a subject you were very familiar with. You, obviously, expressed how terrible periods can be, especially the cramps. Ortho, of course, responded with a scientific explanation of the excruciating cramps can be. "According to a brief bit of research, some people report experiencing cramps so painful that they find themselves unable to walk and some even report passing out." For some reason, the statement causes Ace to respond with an amused huff. "Oh, c'mon, that's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? It seriously can't be that bad." The others looked between each other, clearly put off by the rather rude comment.
‧₊˚ ┊ "Um, from what I've heard, period cramps are pretty painful." Deuce hesitantly spoke up, awkwardly shooting you a glance as he tried to broach the subject as carefully as possible. "Yeah, they're no joke, Ace. You're kinda making yourself look like a jerk." Jack's stern assertion pulls a gruff chortle from Epel. "I mean, they can't be that bad, can't they? Girls act like they're getting their organs pulled out or somethin'. It's just a little blood, ain't it?" This time, Sebek speaks up with a rather… unexpected response. "Just a just bit of blood? JUST A BIT OF BLOOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THE PAIN ENDURED ON A MONTHLY BASIS IS COMPARABLE TO THE PAIN A SOLDIER EXPERIENCES ON THE BATTLEFIELD! YOU VASTLY UNDERESTIMATE HOW EXCRUCIATING CRAMPS CAN BE! TELL THESE FOOLS WHO WRONG THEY ARE, PREFECT!"
‧₊˚ ┊ The table falls silent as they look to you — the only girl in their little group — for your say on the matter. Of course, you know that Ace and Epel's takes are a bunch of bullshit, but instead of calling them out on it now, you immediately start planning how to best to get your point across. "Sebek and the others are right. Cramps can be really bad at times, especially for people with conditions that make the pain worse. It's not fair for you to undermine pain you haven't experienced just because you think it's 'not that bad'. It's kinda a dick move, to be honest." Ace and Epel, of course, launch into arguments about how they 'weren't trying to be rude' but their clamoring falls on deaf ears.
‧₊˚ ┊ Not to defend them, but Ace and Epel have literally no idea how bad periods can be. Sebek and Jack have sisters, so they know full well the wrath periods wreck on one's body. Deuce, on the other hand, grew up watching his mom work her ass off day in and day out, period be damned, but even she had her days when the cramps got the best of her. Ortho only understands periods from a scientific perspective, but is completely aware of how terrible that can be for those that have them. All this to say, none of the boys have experienced cramps for themselves, but that's about to change. (Queue the evil, maniacal, laugher.)
‧₊˚ ┊ Sam boasts that his shop has literally everything for sale. You want a magic crystal? He's got it. You want school supplies? Say less. You want a period crank simulator? Odd request, but he's got it. For the low, low price of twenty thaumarks — after a discount thanks to all the points you've saved up from shopping there so often — you are now the owner of your very own period crank simulator machine! Now, you can put it to good use by showing the boys just how painful cramps can truly be.
‧₊˚ ┊ The next day, the first years gather at Ramshackle at your behest, confused and totally unprepared for what awaits them. "I have called you all here today for a very important meeting. The other day, the subject of period cramps was brought up, and I thought, since you all have never experienced them, that now would be a good time for you to see what I have to go through every month." Everyone except Ortho goes deadly silent, their expressions dropping and faces going pale. Immediately, Ace and Epel start trying to make up for their comments from the other day, while Sebek, Deuce, and Jack silently hope that they'll be exempt from this punishment. "Alright, who's going first? Of course, I won't subject Ortho to this, so play rock-paper-scissors, or I'll pick one of you myself." (Ortho decides that since he can't participate, he'll stand back and collect data on the experience instead lol.)
‧₊˚ ┊ Hesitantly, Deuce raises his hand. "I already know that isn't going to be good, but I'd like to get it out of the way as soon as possible." Sebek stands up to join him. "HOW HONORABLE OF YOU, SPADE! WORRY NOT, FOR I SHALL NOT LET YOU FACE THIS TERROR ALONE!" Despite his bravado, he looks a bit… queasy as you hook them up to the machine. Starting off on the lowest setting, they both seem to handle the pain pretty well. Level two sees them squirming a little, and by level three they're both tapping out. The others watch in horror as they both double other in pain, clutching their stomachs and begging you to switch off the machine.
‧₊˚ ┊ "Guess it's my turn now." Jack sighs, his ears pinned back against his head as he hesitantly approaches the machine. "I-I'll go too!" Much to everyone's surprise, Epel speaks up too. He wears a look of confidence that's undeniably marred by an undercurrent of what can only be described as fear. Level one and two go by without much of a hitch, maybe a sharp inhale or some uncomfortable squirming, but nothing crazy. Level three seems them both gritting their teeth and squeezing their eyes shut, but they don't tap out. So, you turn it up to level four. Jack and Epel last did all of ten seconds before they're frantically begging you to turn the machine off.
‧₊˚ ┊ "Well, you're up, Ace. Let's see if all the big talk amounts to anything." The cruel smirk that finds your lips sends a shiver down Ace's spine. He talked a big game about cramps not being that bad, but his precious confidence has all but eroded away after watching the others being subjected to this cruel form of torture. Still, Ace can't just back out after talking all that shit. "F-fine. Let's see how bad they really are." From the moment you turn the machine up to level one, Ace looks like he's about to throw up. While he plays like the pain is nothing, the way he grips the fabric of his pants tight enough to turn his knuckles white says otherwise. Wordlessly, you turn the machine up to level two. For a solid five seconds, everything is fine, but then the pain catches up with Ace's brain and he taps out. All that talk, and he calls it quits on level two. Hilarious. (Despite it all, the other first years find this ironically funny too.)
‧₊˚ ┊ "Awww what happened, Ace? I thought period cramps were an 'overreaction', right? Were you overreacting right now, or was it really that bad?" You can't help but taunt Ace after all his shit talking. In your humble opinion, he deserves it, so you don't feel any whatsoever. "I-I was wrong, okay?! I'm sorry for being an ass. Period cramps are no joke." The pathetic apology comes out as a whimper, sincere, but incredibly pained. "Yeah, you were right, prefect. Sorry for underestimating how much you have to go through every month." Epel chimes in sheepishly. "Hmph, I told you all periods were a strenuous ordeal on the body." Sebek boasts proudly. "Yeah, we tried to tell you two, but you didn't listen." Jack adds. "Well, guess you both learned your lesson." Deuce hums, trying to find something at least slightly positive out of the whole situation. "Yes, and I have acquired some very interesting data! According to my calculations, Ace has the lowest pain tolerance out of all of you!" Ortho's astute observation sends everyone — minus Ace, of course — into a fit of laughter. Well, none of them will ever question how painful periods are ever again and if they do, then you'll just have to hook them up to the cramp simulator and remind them again.
How about a scenario where they begin to develop more intimacy between them, taking into account how different human and fairy cultures are?
For example, the reader presents Lilia with a specific item that in fae courtship means "COME TO BED WITH ME!!!" without knowing the meaning behind the object
Omg! I love fics where reader has no idea what the courtships are in twst!!
IYKYK: yandere lilia x reader
Warnings! Yandere Lilia, mention of fae courting, swearing, reader will be known as yuu, reader has they/them pronouns, age gap mentioned
Lilia is so…silly. At least to you, all his little funny habits. You don’t know much about fae, but Lilia says what he does is nothing to worry about. Plus he gives you so many gifts too!
“Hornton! Check out this new gem Lilia gave me the other day! Isn’t it pretty?” Yuu asked him with a bright smile on their face. “It’s quite beautiful child of man. But enlighten me…has he told you the reason for these gifts?” Malleus asked his dear friend.
They gave him a bright smile and shook their head. “Nope!” Yuu answers making malleus sigh. “Child of man…stay aware. You should know fae tend to…think differently than humans.” Malleus tells yuu who was still distracted.
“Guess what they say it true. Humans get easily distracted by shiny objects.” Malleus shakes his head with a smile.
…….
Yuu had to do something for Lilia, he’s always getting gifts for them they have to do something too! So they go to someone that would know what the perfect gift would be!
At the horse stables silver was sleeping standing up against a pole beam. “SILVER!” Yuu yells to wake him up, he flinched awake and yawns seeing yuu beside him. “Oh forgive me yuu, you were calling me long?” Silver asks rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Yuu shakes their head. “Nah just got here, but I wanted to ask your opinion. Lilia’s been giving me stuff like gems and stuff, And I wanna get him something too.” Yuu explains to silver as he nods along.
“And since yeah you were raised by lilia, you can help me? I have a new ideas. From my world fae are very connected to nature and I noticed it’s the same here, I don’t know a lot about fae, but I made this.” Yuu takes out a bracelet of the gems Lilia gave them.
“Wow, did you make a bracelet out of the gems father gave you? It’s beautiful yuu. I’m sure he’ll love it.” Silver says with a smile making yuu smile brightly. “You really think so! Thanks silver I’m going to give it him tonight then!” Yuu says with a smile then runs out of the stables past sebek. “Hi sebek! Bye sebek!” Yuu says to him as sebek looked confused.
“Why are they running?” Sebek asked silver. “They made a bracelet out of the gems father gave them. Yuu gonna give it to him tonight.” Silver says with a smile. Sebek looked at him like he was stupid. “Of course Lilia didn’t tell you about fae courtships…or certain meanings!” Sebek’s voice started to get louder then explained what Yuu was technically implying.
Silver’s smile drops. “Oh….ew…..wait! We gotta stop yuu!” Silver says getting worried, but sebek stops him. “Silver think about it! Lilia has been giving gems to yuu…that means he’s been courting them.” Sebek says making silver completely stop to look back at him. “Courting? But father is…yuu is…Yuu is not of this world…” silver says more worried about yuu not being from twisted wonderland and not that theyre human or the age gap between Yuu and Lilia.
…..
Later that night yuu met up with Lilia outside of ramshackle. “My my, what was so urgent you asked me to meet you this late?” Lilia says appearing behind yuu. Yuu smiles and jumps up to look at him. “I wanted to say thanks for all the gifts you’ve given me. And give you something back.” Yuu says with a smile, before they can take out the bracelet silver and sebek ran up to the two of them.
Sebek throws yuu over his shoulder and ran off. “Hello father, sebek and I are playing a game. It’s called…um…. ‘Who ever catches the prefect first has cooking duty!’” Silver says trying to look calm. “So…Sebek is to make dinner tomorrow?” Lilia asked suspicious. “Yes…And I really wanna cook so ima go get yuu and keep them away from him. Okay bye!” Silver says running away to follow sebek.
Lilia watched silver run away as he scoffed. “Damnit, I so close to making them mine. My damn kids..” Lilia grumbles to himself.
Silver and sebek ran away with yuu out of breath. “You guys gonna tell me whats going on?!” Yuu says to the two boys upset. “Don’t give Lilia that bracelet! It means you wish to sleep with him!” Sebek yells confusing yuu even more.
“Huh?!” Yuu says not sure what to believe. “But silver…you said…” yuu looks over to silver. “Well…father didn’t really teach me all fae courting…just proposals…” silver clears his throat. “SERIOUSLY?!” Yuu says when they felt a shiver down their spine.
“Oya Oya? A bracelet made out of the gems I gave you? My my aren’t you a naughty human.” Lilia’s voice was heard from behind yuu. Silver and sebek flinched at the sudden appearance of Lilia while yuu stayed completely frozen.
“I accept. Come, it’s about time this relationship takes its next steps.” Lilia tells them with a wicked smile behind them. Silver couldn’t even reach yuu before Lilia teleported away with them.
“….does this mean the prefect might be your new step-parent?” Sebek asked silver making him cringe. “Shut up. The last thing I wanna think about is my father and my friend….” Silver shivers as he shakes his head. “Should we tell malleus?” Sebek asks him.
“I’m sure he’s gonna find out.” Silver says with a sigh.
…..
The next day malleus walked around disomina for his morning walk when yuu walked out of Lilia’s room. “Child of man?” Malleus looked concerned about the bite marks on them. “A warning next time about fae stuff malleus…pretty sure I’m Lilia’s spouse now..” yuu says as they limp away back to ramshackle.
“Hm. Good for them.” Malleus says not realizing the amount of trouble Yuu was in now. Lilia had bit them.
Bit them with his marking, and that marking won’t go away. Not until Lilia dies, and who knows how long yuu will live on until he dies. In other words.
It’s death do them part for those two…
Author’s note: AHHHH!! I love lilia so much!! Thank you for your request hope you enjoyed it!! I love these types of fics and I’m glad I got to make a yandere version of one!!
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He cornered you in the half-light, his smile trembling, stretched too far. The sound that left him was broken, half a laugh, half a sob. As he dragged his sleeve back to bare his arm. Pale skin was littered with scars, each one jagged and uneven, a desperate history carved into flesh.
"Look what you’ve done to me," he whispered, voice shaking. His eyes gleamed wet, fever-bright, locked onto you like he couldn’t look anywhere else. "Every mark, every wound... it’s all because of you. You ruined me."
And yet, as the words slipped from his lips, his smile only widened: loving, furious, helpless all at once.
