I want to be the very best

Just an indecisive girl who decided to make a blog about all kinds of stuff. Feel free to peruse as you please.

[sidnugget]

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

i honestly don't know if this is just someone who doesn't like math jokes or someone trying to subtly sneak in a trigonometry joke

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

i was bored so i copied one sentence from the back of my shakespeare text into google translate and translated it into many different languages

and when i translated it back into english it came back as "Julius Caesar Julius Caesar had in the house to enjoy school students to understand and to a certain list."

what

[morphine-and-cigarettes]

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

i have one follower

my last note was over 100 days ago

this blog is dead

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

i was going to add something stupid to a post i was going to reblog but tumblr stopped me from embarrassing myself

and yes, i am back

[4gifs]

[ilovefrog-deactivated20150414]

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

[utopiangem-blog]

she should get points for that recovery

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

Ok so I know I said this blog would be down for a bit and that's true but I wanted to put this out there... What if team flare's name isn't just a reference to their fire Pokemon and their red outfits and their snazzy flair? What if it's actually a reference to their mission, which supposedly includes getting as much money as possible? And where have we heard that before?? My hypothesis: a flare is similar to a rocket. team flare is referencing team rocket. Ok I'm done *crawls back into my hole*

[fortheartofliving]

[shadesofsky]

always reblog

[vodkacupcakes]

so cute i might die

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

squee

[hvfflepvff]

[lyannasnow-deactivated20171229]

one of these people is going to get off the island

[bigbardafree]

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

I successfully completed my first nuzlocke run!! After my ridiculous amounts of grinding on victory road, the elite four and Cynthia were super easy. My plotline in my head has come to a marvelous end. If I had art skills, I would draw it. Maybe I'll make a fanfiction loosely based on it. Idk. But holy shittt, so many deaths! I must have one of the highest death counts and the most attrition on my team out of all successful nuzlockers. I literally had to make a second dead box (in which I only had one Zangoose, who died while grinding for e4). I know not many people will read this or care, but I just wanted to leave a record of this milestone on my blog (which, by the way, will probably stop bring active).

[whes-blog-deactivated20180525]

[carrierudzinski]

This is really important. We’ve all seen hundreds of Drug PSAs… how many times have we seen this?

[pangurbanthewhite]

Well played. I did a genuine double take.

[namelesstraveler-deactivated201]

Mutha Fuckin' SOPA Is Back! (Aug. 23, 2013)

The Obama administration announced that it will be bringing back a piece of SOPA legislation that would make streaming copyrighted material a felony.

Can you believe this shit? When we finally get one off our backs, they try and bring up another bill AGAIN. We already said no to the first one, so why do they think that this is any better?

For those of you who don’t know what SOPA is, it was a bill back in 2011 that the govn’t tried to pass that said that posting any copyrighted music or even COVERS of said music would be considered a felony. A. FELONY.

Sign the petition below, and let’s keep our internet the way we like it.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-sopa-2013/LMzMVrQF

[welcometocahillland]

not only the action of posting covers would be a felony, but also making fanart and writing fanfiction. Please, guys. It only takes a moment to make an account and click a button. If you’ve ever made a cover, drawn fanart, or written fanfic, or enjoyed any of the above, PLEASE go sign this petition.

[peetasfrostedcookies-deactivate]

signal boost this shit

[allthingshyper]

So if you’re in a fandom, you’re basically screwed. I don’t know how Tumblr hasn’t imploded because of this.

[libraford]

Some times I think that the stereotype of young people being apathetic is directly related to the fact that no one listens when we say ‘knock it off.’ Times like this, I think I’m pretty damn certain.

[twistedsouzou]

Actually, I forgot to comment about this.

The reason why Tumblr hasn’t imploded about this is because, well kids, people really ARE as stupid and apathetic as you think they are.

It takes some REAL coaxing to get people to care about things other than penises and cats and other trifling, unnecessary things that can survive perfectly capable without their gawking and cooing. 

People in the masses are dumbasses.

Because not one person will take the time to sit down and think and actually READ what’s awfully important. 

Let me break it down, followers for I feel most of you are perfectly capable, free thinking folks that actually has some life in the gray mater in your calcium husk.

All that OTP, OT3, BFFships, shipping/armadas that you have accumulated over the years of really enjoying something and being a fan, it’s going to fucking disappear. All. Of. Your. Precious. Websites (some questionable, some popular, some obscure). That cater. To your kinks. About your favorite pairing. Will. FUCKING. D-I-S-A-P-P-E-A-R. Yes, fanfiction.net will go down. Adultfanfiction.net will go down (painfully). AO3 (archive of our own, for those who don’t know) will go down. ANY. AND. ALL. FANFICTION. WILL. D-I-S-A-P-P-E-A-R. And not only that, kids. The authors, probably totally innocent human beings (I use “innocent” very loosely), fans JUST LIKE YOU are now felons. That means, kids… FANFICTION AUTHORS. WILL BE GRADED. THE SAME WAY. A FELON WOULD. BECAUSE THEY SIMPLY ENJOYED SOMETHING SO MUCH THAT IT STIMULATED THEIR CREATIVE SPIRIT TO TAKE THE TIME AND BUILD UP THAT RESUME TO GAIN CARPAL TUNNEL BECAUSE THEY LOVE SOMETHING TO ACTUALLY EITHER TYPE IT OR PEN-TO-PAPER IT OR DO FUCKING BOTH.

You know those… beautiful webcomics that sometimes caters to and blends in all of your favorite things? The one that immediately pops in my mind is Grim Tales From Down Below and PPG:D (all Snafu content). KISS THOSE GOOD-BYE. It’s going in the incinerator. 

Oh, also… I know most of you have favorite artists from around the art WWW world. I fucking love Blackstorm and I REALLY fucking love EarlGreyxx. Blackstorm makes by far the sexiest gotdamn IchiGrimm art I’ve ever seen in my life. EarlyGreyxx is a surgeon with Pokemon gijinkas (gijinkas = the humanization of animals/things). THEY TOO. WILL BE. LABELED. AS FELONS. FOR SIMPLY DOING SOMETHING THEY LOVE. WHICH IS CATER TO YOU (for they’re sharing this art for the world to see) AND CATER TO THEMSELVES (‘cause let’s face it, art is very selfish and self-fulfilling). IT. WILL. BE. I-L-L-E-G-A-L. Kiss all those art sites you believe to your heart of hearts to be better than deviantart INCLUDING deviantart that last kiss goodnight ‘cause  they’re all gonna get fuckin’ buried. That includes e-shuushuu.net simply because it CARRIES the fanart.

Take the time to watch this balloon, think how far this will balloon. You may think it won’t effect you. What about those MLP:FIM figurines you love so much made by somebody other than the folks who own MLP:FIM? IT’S GONE. Those gorge art pieces featuring you with somebody of fiction that you took the time and money to pay for? IT’S GONE (by the way, you’re probably gonna be considered a felon for simply promoting this art by buying it from the artist who is also now a felon). Those awesome cross-over pieces that circulate around Tumblr? Disney meets Pokemon? Digimon meets Attack On Titan? Pokemon meets EVERYTHING UNDER THE FUCKING BLACK SUN (and the glow cloud)? You will… never… see it… again… Plain and simple.

DO NOT. EVEN. GET. ME. STARTED. ON. FUCKING. ROLEPLAYING WEBSITES.

Think of all those times when a simple fucking picture of your favorite thing brightened an otherwise shitty day. 

Think of all those times fanfiction probably saved you from going to a deep and dark place that you felt you couldn’t escape, remember that little window of light making you smile through your tears.

Think of all those times role-playing simply in the same UNIVERSE as your favorite thing made you feel like you could fly if only for a moment.

But then again, since this won’t get nearly as much attention as a picture of a kitten or a vulture or a penis or vagina or whatever, I guess you don’t give a fuck. 

And the government is gonna continuously prey on that fact: You don’t give a fuck.

Keep in mind kids, the ones who give less than a fuck than you is forever gonna be the gotdamn government.

Stay stupid, kids.

Love ya.

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

Everyone please spread word of this!! It really does not take that long to sign the petition, I did it and you should too. This one scares me even more than the others because it would mean that I would be a felon. I'm not even fucking old enough to legally drink alcohol and I would be a fucking FELON because I wrote some Hunger Games fanfiction when I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL. This is ridiculous.

[hummmmmingaltaria-blog]

I have such a good plotline for my nuzlocke but I haven't been making game notes and so many pokes have died so... The story will have to stay inside my head :( Btw, I'm grinding for the final rival battle. Team: Gastrodon, Gardevoir, Zangoose, Palkia, Muk (and possibly one more from the box)

[blairwaldorftaughtme]

okay seriously reblog if you're older than 12

[choosing-freedom]

COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE. 

[followteenpunked-deactivated201]

friendly reminder that

not all christians are homophobic

not everyone agrees with you

not all white people are racist 

rape jokes arent funny

suicide jokes arent funny

self harm jokes arent funny

eating disorder jokes arent funny

[space-surfer-astrokid-deactivat]

-not all men are trying to oppress women. -not all feminists are actually fair.

[stringquintet]

-men aren’t the only people who commit rape -abuse happens to boys too -boys can also struggle with self harm, depression and eating disorders

[seaawitch-deactivated20170109]

So the school I’m attending in the fall makes everyone do an Alcohol Education program thing online and a huge part of it is sexual harassment and assault and consent. I kind of had a problem with the fact that this wasn’t an entirely different program rather than included with the alcohol portion because so many people aren’t doing it because they already know so much about alcohol and yay college kids are cool and think they know everything. 

No.

Sexual assault and harassment and stalking and consent are huge HUGE issues in our society today and so many people belittle it and consider it petty. 

WELL DON’T.

This is a portion of the program that I think represents the essence of the issue in its entirety. 

CONSENT is so importANT OKAY. YOU NEED VERBAL CONSENT. Verbal consent could be very loud yes! I want to have sex with you! or it could be a no! Get away from me! I’m not feeling it today! or ever! and when someone’s drunk, whatever they say is NOT CONSENT ! AND IT IS COMMON COURTESY IT IS DECENT RESPECT TO HONOR THIS CONSENT. Just because you think you’re all high and mighty doesn’t give you the right to make someone’s decisions for them.

ARE WE CLEAR OK.