luke is a little shit

+Marica lukes dick tastes like rainbows and sunshine. ♡

[youlooklikeapupkinbitch]

What an inspiration. 

[harmshake]

mood.

[humori-sh]

Same

[jewlsies]

goal: being so rich I can go on random gofundme’s and anonymously pay off the whole thing

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

hey SCIENTISTS if the earth is round then how come we all didnt roll off of it yet

[akattah-blog]

gravity

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i dont know her

[3rdeyechicago-deactivated201411]

[zappavolta]

[the-6-with-my-woes]

[thelilnan]

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

[guacamolic-deactivated20170813]

my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

[best-of-memes]

[verysmallgirl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

[possibilityofliving]

When a child is punished for their honesty, they begin to lie.

-unknown (via tamper)

[janoskiansupdate]

Beau and Jai with a fan’s dog in LA today

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[relahvant]

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

[australiansanta]

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

[creating-tabs]