dyke of the realm

stats: 29, nb (they/he/it), chaotic ace lesbian partner: chibified-wolf current mood: In the Flood - Oleska Lozowchuk feat. Ariana Gillis

[jetix]

2026-05-05

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[pearlycomplaints]

[catasters]

[to-orrr]

summer sketches 🌾

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[hkdmz]

[queenofnots]

This is the Spirit of the Crab Rave. Reblog to manifest It Happening.

[sassyminnesotan]

Any pre-smartphone futuristic media that predicted people having little personal pocket computer devices got thing wrong: not one of them predicted how easy it to loose track of that fucking thing. It’s like the unholy combination of loosing your keys and loosing your writing utensil: you JUST had it a second ago, you carry it all the time, you can’t remember where you set it down, apparently you didn’t put it in your pocket this time, where the FUCK could it have possibly gone

[sassyminnesotan]

AND! It has a built in audible alert signal!! In fact that was its initial purpose!! It would be like if your missing keys had a “make noise on demand” function!! AND YET. AND YET WE, IN OUR HUBRIS, HAVE CONTRIVED TO REMOVE ITS “MAKE NOISE“ FUNCTION. Ringer on silent? Fucked! Out of battery? Fucked! Don’t have a landline? Also fucked!!

[sassyminnesotan]

It was under a blanket on the couch.

[sassyminnesotan]

How dare you accurately call me out on my own post

[babushkaat]

[neurodivergentaf]

it's so wild when your parent changes when you become an adult. my dad is very cordial and non confrontational - he regularly helps me with adult stuff like changing the oil or providing insurance tips. he's always smiling when i call him on video and providing jokes when i complain about college

when i was a kid, i would have to tiptoe around his anger issues often, sometimes running quietly past his work table until he got his own place completely separate from our family, locked away for days. every so often he would start screaming in the car and trying to hit me or my brother for talking too loud while my mom attempted to calm him down as he swerved on the road. and now he, smiling, helps me with car insurance.

like oh, this is just who you are when you have power over someone, and this is who you are when you dont have power over someone. no wonder you can have a normal life, friends, work while scaring the shit out of your kids and wife. i see it now. i see why no one would have believed me. that, i think, is one of the core fears of trauma - seeing the outside of it from the perspective of other adults that brushed you aside, and understanding. of course, that understanding gives the opposite of solace; it just gives you more grief with nowhere for it to go

[ooppo]

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[olympusaflame]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[aropride]

[sfemonster]

Venerations on Unobservable Places - zine, 2026

i took some photos of a new zine i made based on my ongoing year-long project to draw impossible vistas. It (both zine and project) is called Venerations on Unobservable Places, and it's an exploration in scenery and scale.

The zine reads vertically, unfolding in two directions, with velum tip-ins.

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

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