HumorMe “PUBLIC STATIC VOID MAIN” Horny

25 || academic || mathematician || Pure maths I don’t Filter my posts so +18 Minors do not interact I block “all men are evil” types on sight. Really not here for it TERFs FUCK OFF

[humormehorny]

How many days until the US economy crashes

Today(oct 22)

Tomorrow (oct 23)

Friday (oct 24)

Saturday (oct 25)

Sunday(oct 26)

Before nov 1

Before nov 8

Before thanksgiving

Before December 1

Before Christmas

Before Jan 1

Before February 2

Voting ended onOct 23, 2025

[humormehorny]

Me learning about business days as a small child without electronics: that seems reasonable. Everyone should have days off.

Me needing a transfer to complete instantly on a Saturday afternoon that I was able to do with my phone and with no help human intervention:

[humormehorny]

It’s my money and I want it now

[humormehorny]

Me learning about business days as a small child without electronics: that seems reasonable. Everyone should have days off.

Me needing a transfer to complete instantly on a Saturday afternoon that I was able to do with my phone and with no help human intervention:

[pistachi0n-deactivated20170826]

Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.

Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking hilarious

Cons: They might think I’m creepy. Despite the fact that it’s public and on the Internet, it is not socially acceptable to let anyone know the extent that you creeped their archives.

[taymonbeal]

I hereby extend blanket permission for anyone to creep on my archive, and to like and reblog posts from it if they want to. It’s really quite flattering.

[brennacedria]

“it is not socially acceptable”

Wrong. It is not only acceptable but expected here. Adhere to whatever “etiquette” you will on other sites. Share and be shared here.

[alarajrogers]

Yeah, this isn’t a Tumblr thing. Everyone here loves it when they wake up to 97 notifications and they’re all likes and reblogs from the same person of shit you posted five years ago.

[awesomebutunpractical]

I love it when someone is obviously going through a specific tag of mine.

[nights-at-crystarium]

User that exhibits the actively curious, reblog-spamming, tag-digging behavior is an endangered species that must be preserved at all costs. No seriously I view this kinda stuff as a big, massive, yuuuuuge compliment. Please don’t let this culture die.

[viewparadise]

Yes, please, come on in here and dig in the depths!

[madenthusiasms]

Also, I really enjoy when someone reblogs a banger I’d forgotten long ago.

[humormehorny]

Look, sometimes you make a banger it gets 10 notes you forgot about it and then some asshole - your moot - will come along 10 years later, reblog that shit with “this post has 10k notes to me” and that’s how you find out about tumblr pvp.

[griffonatrix]

bad image don't reblog

bill watterson i am so sorry i just had to get this stupid thing out of my head

[humormehorny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bocceclub]

wow i wonder if that 300 year gap could be explained by any outside factors…….whoa! for some reason it lines up with the timeline of britain’s invasion and subsequent colonization of ireland! wild, huh? i wonder if the two are connected in some way? i guess the world will never know….

[trickstertime]

“why do the Irish hate the English so much? It couldn’t have been *that* bad!!”

This was in place till 1973.

[commie-cosmo]

Seeing non irish people reblogging this makes me happy

[shofarsogood]

The stereotype of “the Irish are drunks” is English propaganda used to justify paternalism and controlling the Irish. It’s bullshit.

[dilemmaverse]

The fact that this was in place when my parents were born is fucking insane. You shouldn’t have to be Irish to find this disgusting.

[killhitleragain]

[humormehorny]

[killhitleragain]

[humormehorny]

I think it’s really cool that Engle’s ff

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

uuuuh okay update on the crush discourse going on in my notes: if a friend has a crush on you and they do tell you they're unfairly pressuring you to reciprocate but if they don't tell you they're being dishonest with you so either way they've ruined the friendship. every day the most anxious minds on earth make amazing philosophical strides on this website.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

at risk of being mean (lmao) (lol) the way a lot of people have started talking about crushes in my notifications sounds like this

like literally going "well I guess that telling someone you have a crush on them is okay as long as you listen if they aren't interested and don't start committing rampant sexual harassment" yeah homie I think that was implied

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[umbraldame]

Lesbian gun range

Yvette Preux and Burnadette O’Malley at some kind of outdoor gun range.

Disclaimer: Everyone depicted is wearing proper safety equipment including earplugs.

[pinkinink]

Grace

Cw nudity

Inspired by the art of Ivan Pokidyshev

[femalegothic]

men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter

How Women’s Sports Uniforms Became So Controversial, Long Before The Paris Olympics

Nike’s viral track kit is just one part of the story.

Faced with restrictive and uncomfortable uniforms, these women athletes fought to change their gear

(cnn) — When Olympian Tess Howard put on her new uniform for Great Britain’s women’s field hockey team in 2021, she

Women’s beach handball team fined for choosing shorts over bikini bottoms | CNN

The Norwegian women’s beach handball team has been fined after players opted to wear shorts instead of bikini bottoms during a European cham

Top female athletes speak out amid Olympics, defy convention through their uniforms

Female athletes are breaking with their sports' apparel conventions -- if not regulations -- to prioritize their comfort during competitions

Women’s Uniforms: judgement of women clutters sports front

Sports Commentary Historically, women in sports have not garnered the same respect as men, though they perform the same tasks and play the s

An Olympic medalist who refused to compete in bikini bottoms says skimpy outfits are putting women off athletics

Pole vaulter Holly Bradshaw refused to wear the customary bikini bottoms and crop tops favored by the majority of female athletes.

Underlying Injustices: Female Athlete Uniforms

According to Women in Sport, 78 percent of girls avoid participating in sports while on their period. 78 percent.  CEO of Women in Sport, St

[marzipanandminutiae]

also this is part of a disturbing but sadly not uncommon attitude that progress = women (specifically women most of the time) showing more skin. because not showing skin is "following irrational religious modesty mandates" like the man on twitter says

somehow being progressive and secular automatically means putting women's bodies on display (although of course these people would shame women showing that much skin because they chose to). gee, I wonder why...

(to be clear, religious concealing clothing should also be respected as long as it's voluntary!)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

[expressions-of-nature]

Bear Fishing by Olga Burmistrova

"This is a real photo, not artificial intelligence. Archie is a retired former circus performer. He was born and raised with people. This bear is very inquisitive and loves the attention of the public. "