Izzy

hi im izzy and its my birthday 9/24 woop i like eating,arctic monkeys , the strokes, 5sos, and 1D I track #extreme triggered message me if anything and enjoy my blog :) Snapchat:isarpty

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[dadecountyfilth]

[perftag]

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

[rawhoneybliss]

I'mma say this one time…

You can be full of love and light and still have bad days.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

[threesideddream]

me asking for attention and affection

[note-a-bear]

I just lost my entire shit

[elidyce]

Otter: Do paw like this.

Human: ????

Otter: Please do paw like this. 

Human: ?????

Otter: Please do paw like this on here. 

Human: !!!! *pets* 

Otter: Theeeerrre we go. :) :) :) 

[memes-r-memes]

[shock]

why does tumblr keep trying to convince me that ellen degeneres is dead

[jehovahhthickness]

Shout out to everyone that’s actually really intelligent but have difficulty articulating what they know especially when they’re being questioned.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[idiotparade]

loki: *tries to kill thanos with a KNIFE*

thor: *doesn’t go for the head*

frigga, in valhalla:

[unclefather]

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[omgerd]

You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[thebatfaminsta]

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

[candiikismet]

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

[thepookah]

Damn

[calum-hood]

Calum’s adorable reaction to Michael complementing him.

[harrysawards]

learn to laugh at yourself