H U M O U R I U S

My name is Natalie and I think yellow is a great color!

[livelypacific]

do you ever want your money back from someone but you don’t wanna be that dude like “yo can u pay me back from when I bought u chicken nugs 2yrs ago”

[theirs-deactivated20140714]

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

[dutchster]

[humourius-blog]

my cool down for my workouts is a big bowl of ice cream

[gnarly]

“add me on snapchat” more like we probably wont send each other snaps but we’ll look at each others stories 

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr

If you drive for 45 minutes in my country you’re probably still 1km away from home cause our traffic freaking sucks balls

[witchomo-blog]

school grades coLLEGE WORK MONEY BILLS ADULTHOOD RESPONSIBILITY 

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[rdjsass]

me whenever

[greelin]

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

[alycyn]

trying to be interested in something u clearly hate

[shortvideosandstuff]

[humourius-blog]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

ME

[ameriqan]

*hits on you* *actually hits you*