hungry, need food

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[mastercantdecide]

why cant gay people ask each other out they always gotta do some shit like turn you into an old man and wheel you around while singing a song from a band called scissor sisters

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[vincentvanpoe]

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

[hungry-mongoose]

*attempts to scamper away*

[vincentvanpoe]

*clenches my fist at them as I watch it scamper away*

THIS ISN’T OVER YET….!

I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY….!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*momentarily turns around and smirks*

[sl-an]

never disclosing how much time passes traveling the tardis is great bc while it provides an additional excuse for various companions to consider the tardis a home, i like the more fucked up reason of the doctor never disclosing the passage of time in a desperate attempt to keep their friends close forever in a loving fucked up kinda way

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[isayhourwrong]

Planet of Giants is such an interesting story to me cause it's this serious ecological message based on one of the most important books of the 20th century

But Ian's in a matchbox

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[irrationalplanets]

I love the canon quantum superposition the doctor exists in at all times. a character that has at least five different origins, is married, is asexual, has children, a planet that exists and doesn’t, has a human mother, came out of a loom, is from another dimension, stories that have happened multiple ways in different mediums. and it’s not “time travel retconned that previous story” or “that happened in a different timeline” all these things happened together overlapping in imperfect and conflicting ways and yet it all works

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[vincentvanpoe]

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

[hungry-mongoose]

*attempts to scamper away*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[yesornopolls]

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices

(Im not afraid of tapeworms, tapeworms are afraid of me)

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

[diseases-for-center-control]

Wow. Tumblr user ractalbleeding has done it, we finally have a new disease-inducing behavior to promote. This one had never even occurred to us. Gotta hand it to ractalbleeding here

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles raw meat to check for enough spices*

[hungry-mongoose]

What if I magically made you unable to nibble?

I wouldn't, but purely theoretically

*bursts into tears*

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Calm thy self mongoose I truly mean theoretically

I bestow unto thee

A 2X nibble multiplier

[hungry-mongoose]

*happy mongoose noises*

*nibbles 2x more post that usual*

[hungry-mongoose]

*sniffs*

*nibbles*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles blog*

*nibbles anon*

[hungry-mongoose]

What if I magically made you unable to nibble?

I wouldn't, but purely theoretically

*bursts into tears*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*