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You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

How the fuck do yall do that

*nibbles post*

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

*hisses and stares menacingly*

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

Fuck.

*goes back to nibbling the post*

*leaves this here*

*nibbles cube of cheese*

GOTCHA!

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

tsk tsk

*breaks out of cage*

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

diseases-for-center-control

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

yesornopolls

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices

(Im not afraid of tapeworms, tapeworms are afraid of me)

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices?

Yes

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

Wow. Tumblr user ractalbleeding has done it, we finally have a new disease-inducing behavior to promote. This one had never even occurred to us. Gotta hand it to ractalbleeding here

*nibbles raw meat to check for enough spices*

What if I magically made you unable to nibble?

I wouldn't, but purely theoretically

*bursts into tears*

the-mighty-toast-wizard

Calm thy self mongoose I truly mean theoretically

I bestow unto thee

A 2X nibble multiplier

*happy mongoose noises*

*nibbles 2x more post that usual*

*sniffs*

*nibbles*

*nibbles blog*

*nibbles anon*

What if I magically made you unable to nibble?

I wouldn't, but purely theoretically

*bursts into tears*

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

How the fuck do yall do that

*nibbles post*

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

*hisses and stares menacingly*

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

Fuck.

*goes back to nibbling the post*

*leaves this here*

*nibbles cube of cheese*

GOTCHA!

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

tsk tsk

*breaks out of cage*

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

How the fuck do yall do that

*nibbles post*

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

*hisses and stares menacingly*

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

Fuck.

*goes back to nibbling the post*

*leaves this here*

*nibbles cube of cheese*

GOTCHA!

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

wildflowerdraught

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.