hungry, need food

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[breadblackout]

Bread (1)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles bread*

[jack-masterofnone]

Simm bi-regenerated and both him and Missy wanted to be good after the drums were gone. Simm is currently kissing the 14th doctor on the lips in their gay little house.

It was a 50/50 chance of getting with the Doctor so the master took that literally.

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[vincentvanpoe]

Oh my god I’m s(creaming)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[hungry-mongoose]

*feeds you important looking papers*

*nibbles several tax forms*

[hungry-mongoose]

*pets*

*happy mongoose noises*

[pepirsalt]

this fanfic shit is easy

(I know this has likely already been done just like this but these posts make me laugh and I wanted to make one)

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[mastercantdecide]

why cant gay people ask each other out they always gotta do some shit like turn you into an old man and wheel you around while singing a song from a band called scissor sisters

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[vincentvanpoe]

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

[hungry-mongoose]

*attempts to scamper away*

[vincentvanpoe]

*clenches my fist at them as I watch it scamper away*

THIS ISN’T OVER YET….!

I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY….!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*momentarily turns around and smirks*

[sl-an]

never disclosing how much time passes traveling the tardis is great bc while it provides an additional excuse for various companions to consider the tardis a home, i like the more fucked up reason of the doctor never disclosing the passage of time in a desperate attempt to keep their friends close forever in a loving fucked up kinda way

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[isayhourwrong]

Planet of Giants is such an interesting story to me cause it's this serious ecological message based on one of the most important books of the 20th century

But Ian's in a matchbox

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[irrationalplanets]

I love the canon quantum superposition the doctor exists in at all times. a character that has at least five different origins, is married, is asexual, has children, a planet that exists and doesn’t, has a human mother, came out of a loom, is from another dimension, stories that have happened multiple ways in different mediums. and it’s not “time travel retconned that previous story” or “that happened in a different timeline” all these things happened together overlapping in imperfect and conflicting ways and yet it all works

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[vincentvanpoe]

OWCH!!

*I kick @hungry-mongoose with my leg*

[hungry-mongoose]

*attempts to scamper away*

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites the cage in an attempt to get free*

[vincentvanpoe]

tsk tsk

[hungry-mongoose]

*breaks out of cage*

[vincentvanpoe]

SHIT-

NO-

GAHHH????!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*bites @vincentvanpoe*

[yesornopolls]

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices

(Im not afraid of tapeworms, tapeworms are afraid of me)

When youre cooking, do you sometimes try a little bit of raw meat to check if you put enough spices?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 20 hours

[diseases-for-center-control]

Wow. Tumblr user ractalbleeding has done it, we finally have a new disease-inducing behavior to promote. This one had never even occurred to us. Gotta hand it to ractalbleeding here

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles raw meat to check for enough spices*

[hungry-mongoose]

What if I magically made you unable to nibble?

I wouldn't, but purely theoretically

*bursts into tears*

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Calm thy self mongoose I truly mean theoretically

I bestow unto thee

A 2X nibble multiplier

[hungry-mongoose]

*happy mongoose noises*

*nibbles 2x more post that usual*