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Sherd

25 years old

He/they

Irish/American (not Irish-American)

Autistic

Full time archaeologist

BSc Archaeology & Classics

Classics, archaeology, sci-fi, fantasy, comics, video games, urban planning

Trans rights are human rights

Idk what else to put here. My favourite colour? I mean idk maybe green

I Write stuff sometimes! Find them here!

#this is where I'd put tags I use if I was organised enough to use tags #intro post #sherd writes

coyotette

dittography-direwolf

The Pride Month notifs are getting a little more direct this year.

Living in the UK is the worst the king has gotten himself into another convoluted death trap and now we all have to organise gems to get him out

andhumanslovedstories

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

#he has both and trumpets a charge before doing it

decompose1

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

decompose1

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

cilantrhoes

darkspaceboytoy

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

magnapinna-real

Javert is my favorite character because if I was a young yet-unaware gay Frenchman and like my first job ever was at the Sweaty Half-Naked Man Factory Where They’re All Twice Your Size And Have To Do Everything You Say, and on my first day there I saw the strongest guy alive like, hefting ship masts or whatever, kept him under my thumb every day for years, and then had screaming match with him shortly before he disappeared out of my grasp forever, I would also be doing all that shit

sandandglass

The Muppets s01e01

le-sad-demiurge

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

cheshireinthemiddle

Happy Pride Month

comicgeekscomicgeek

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

fulda-gap-express

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

#the virgin astros garbage lid vs the chad blue jays wizard

brigitoshaughnessy

#This is how I found out they killed stargate again? :(

tricky-pockets

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT