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[breadblackout]

Inspired by @eggblackoutpoetry

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

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[imsobadatnicknames2]

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes I watch videos talking about how bad Harry Potter is because I find it to be cathartic and today I saw one where the streamer was like what if they just had guns that seems a lot faster than spell casting

And you know what? He’s right. Guns are a lot faster than spell casting.

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[power-chords]

I previously had a shitty duvet from Target which is probably part of the reason it spontaneously exploded. I have now finished laundering linens and vacuuming feathers and getting the brand new, much higher quality duvet in the duvet cover. I cannot believe I have been missing out on this simple luxury for so many years. I mean the mess I had to clean up was a huge pain in the ass but if this is the event that forced my hand, it was worth it in the end.

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[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

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[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[ominous-signs]

Calling all gimmick blogs

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[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

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[wosp-reactivated]

What's wrong? You didn't reblog my last 38 posts I made in a 2 minute interval. Are you mad at me?

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[byjove]

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

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[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

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[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I think bread is a super underrated invention. I am very grateful to the ancestors for bread. I bet it was a lot of work to figure it out and everything.

Everyone's always like, "The wheel! Masonry!" But what about fucking bread, you know? 15,000 years old and arguably better than ever.

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[jessss-ica]

at what point do you stop feeling like a burden to everyone in your life? asking for a friend

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[hungwy]

I've been calling myself an ipad baby ever since i got my android tablet but ive also been using ipad baby as a verb like. im going to go ipad baby now. and today i said something that revealed i also conceptualize ipad baby as the tablet itself like. im using the ipad baby right now. so ipad baby is basically a very versatile term for me these days

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[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

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[txttletale]

one of my favourite funny little things about this website is when you make a post like 'killing you to death with a spear formation' and somebody reblogs it tagged #q #spear formation like i'm so happy to know you're keeping your dedicated spear formation tag well curated babe keep it up

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[audliminal]

Having short hair really is just

I get up. I walk into the bathroom. I glance in the mirror. My hair is posed in a brand new, never-before-seen array that defies the laws of physics.

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