The Lighthousekeeper

my brain is actively rotting actually? I don’t know how tumblr works. Info: https://vincecore.carrd.co/

[vincentvanpoe]

Hi I’m Vincent, 18, and I don’t know how to use tumblr. I am basically just fucking around and finding out!

[paranoidpaleandroid]

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[vincentvanpoe]

Oh my god I’m s(creaming)

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

[maja-paja]

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 14 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[vincentvanpoe]

SENSHI PLEASE WIN THIS PLSPSPSLSLSPLSPSPSLSLSPSPSL

[wormontwostrings]

[lunehowls]

commission for @hypocriticalhypothetical, tysm for the support :)

[depsidase]

[labraat]

Snufkin lost his aura...

[kristina100000]

them: dont get your belly scratched girllll… its only monday what are you doing

me on monday: im getting my bellayyyy scratched

[vincentvanpoe]

Ruuuubbing my bellay

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles cube of cheese*

[vincentvanpoe]

GOTCHA!

[markv5]

Вставай, скоро молоко раздавать будут!…

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

[ranma-official]

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

[fishieguyy]

doodled some delta runes today ☝️ kriselle lowkey transcending the game i gotta clean up that drawing of them n add a bg soon

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[vincentvanpoe]

How the fuck do yall do that

[hungry-mongoose]

*nibbles post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*I yank you off*

GAHHH!!! LET GO!!!!!

[hungry-mongoose]

*hisses and stares menacingly*

[vincentvanpoe]

TSK! SHOO! SHOO! SHOO!

[hungry-mongoose]

*Transforms into my ultimate mongoose form*

[vincentvanpoe]

oh

Fuck.

[hungry-mongoose]

*goes back to nibbling the post*

[vincentvanpoe]

*leaves this here*

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda