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In Case Anyone Was Wondering

Hi! It’s been a long time since I reblogged anything, let alone posted any original thoughts.

I’ve been drifting away from tumblr. The feeling of being so casually guilted by posts has made it hard for me to justify my continued presence here. People probably don’t even realize that it’s there, but it is.

Anyhow, for those legitimately interested in staying in touch, I am sporadically active on mastodon, on the cybre.space instance. My account is @JainaEgo (surprise surprise). I’ve posted some very interesting and personal stuff there today so if you’re curious about the general state of my mental health, that’s where you can find out about it (spoiler: dissociation is a mess)

So if you’re one of my friends from the ace or trans chats that I used to be a part of or my one friend on tumblr who I met in meatspace in Minnesota (you know who you are, you smurf), feel free to come and interact with my on mastodon.

https://cybre.space/web/accounts/38316

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Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.

Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.

Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.

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Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.

Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.

The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.

They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.

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“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”

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“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server. Prepare to dine.”

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Instead of “large,” you get an item of unusual size.

People on their anniversary get to listen to a recitation of the mawidge speech.

The kitchen door says “Brute Squad.”

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When servers bring drinks to your table, they casually mention one of them might have iocane powder in it.

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human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

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I had to do a theater check and silently lost my mind over this poster.

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Bulletproof Monk

Witnessed in my friend’s campaign.

Friend of mine asked the GM if his friend could join our campaign. Graduated with a bachelors in fine arts and my friend thought he would bring interesting role-play to our games. So all of us start thinking to ourselves “this guys gonna be at Bard” but we were all surprised to find he actually was a Monk.

And not just a monk. The Bob Ross of monks. The nicest yet simultaneously the most terrifying character we’d ever witnessed. This is the story of how he beat the first serious boss of our campaign.

We were pinned behind cover vs a Gunslinger.

Gunslinger: “Come out. Come out. Wherever you are SO I CAN SHOOT YOU!”

Party talks about what to do and Monk is silent.

Then, as we are talking, he yells, “Ok. I’ll come out, but you better make that shot count!”

Monk OOC: “So there’s about 40 ft between me and him right?”

GM: “Yeah, and your speed would let you get there.”

Monk OOC: “Ok, but I deliberately want to walk slow enough so he gets a chance to shoot me.”

GM: “Uh, ok. Sure.”

Monk going towards him slowly: “Show me what you’ve got.”

Gunslinger: “You’re some kind of stupid, boy!” *Shoots*

GM: “That’s a hit. You take.”

Monk OOC: “I use Snatch Arrows.”

GM: “Wait…does that work on bullets?”

-One Rulebook Check later-

GM: “Ok so the rifle goes off and *Monk* reaches up faster than any of you can see and catches the bullet with two fingers. *Gunslinger* turns white as a sheet.”

Monk then proceeds to walk up and take a seat next to the guy, putting an arm around his shoulders while holding the bullet in his other hand.

Monk: “Hey, friend. Looks like you almost lost this. Good thing I grabbed it for you, huh? Why don’t you put the gun down before you lose any more?”

Monk OOC: “In case it’s not clear that’s an intimidate.”

GM: “Ok, roll for me.”

Nat 20

GM: “Of course it is. *Gunslinger* immediately puts his gun down in front of him and actually starts crying.”

Monk patting Gunslinger’s back: “Aw, there, there buddy. You almost got me. Why don’t you come with us now? Hands behind your back please. I’d hate to have to chase you.”

Our Wizard OOC to my friend: “So why did you never tell us your friend was Ace Ventura?”

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*sweats*

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I think about this comic every day

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I hate you all.

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I think it’s plane to see that @copperbadge needs to be aware of this.

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As a child I remember thinking it was HUGELY funny that airplanes were made by a company named BOING. :D

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owls are bullshit and here’s why

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@dubydoods

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this is what an owl looks like without feathers

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

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thanks! i hate it

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the most accurate thing i have seen in a while

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New clip from ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

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Oh my gosh what the fhck

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IM CRYING WHAT IS THIS

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I gotta talk about these Galra women for a sec

So finally watched voltron s4, and don’t worry, this will remain spoiler free, I just want to show some kinda crappy pics of some galra commanders (not Lotor’s generals).

So I’m mainly doing this because in s1-3 The galra the paladins and co went up against were all men, some with body modifications, but nearly every galra we even saw was male.

But wow that changed. Look at these ladies.

This Commander was in charge of one of the blaster cannons.

This General was on Haggar’s ship and sassed the old witch hardcore.

I couldn’t find the exact frame when I tried to go back and take pics of this one, but she was on the ground when Voltron came to Nauxcella (Lol spelling sucks)

And this woman was with Zarkon himself providing military knowledge and skills.

One major thing I loved about all of them, they didn’t have “feminine” bodies. Sure they had tiny waists, but all galra had that. They were broad shouldered, strong jawed and freaking awsome design wise.

Ok I am done now. I’m probably going to make another post just about galra designs as a whole, I just wanted to show some girl love.