Aren't ordinary people adorable?

AceBiromantic|she/her| Slytherin, INTJ, neutral good multifandom nerd with a weakness for sarcastic assholes.

[slayerscake]

Vilya meeting Vox Machina: Oh, my family doesn’t drink :)

Vox Machina looking at Keyleth:…

Keyleth:

[bixbiboom]

[definitely-not-gremlins]

Just doing some light reading…

[kurogoesinthedas]

Would you like a meme in these trying times

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

List of Sea Creatures Which Have Tried But Failed To Convince Me To Go Into The Ocean

1. Sea Dragons

Remarkable, unlikely, ethereal. A fairytale creature, but ultimately not trustworthy. a combination of kelpie and the fae, it will ask me a riddle and steal my soul. at least one of these is photoshopped. nice try sea dragon

2. Bubble Snails

these are portals to another realm. i may be unsatisfied with my dimension, but i am not fool enough to follow a colorful stranger to a secondary location. you’ll have to try harder, briny marine abductors 

3. Shells. Just shiny carved shells i found on instagram

makes a compelling argument but i remain unconvinced. never trust anything you find on instagram 

4. Salp Chains

not gonna lie, this one almost made me reconsider. idk what a planktic tunicate is, but i respect their lifestyle choices. if i ever do join a hivemind, this is top of the list

5. Frosted Nudibranch

a combination bt a sailor moon trinket & a pokemon evolution stone; has the power to force me into a magical girl transformation. unfortunately i am responsibility-avoidant and refuse to wear anything less comfortable than sweatpants. also magical transformations give me motion sickness. hard pass, but would use as a nightlight 

6. Lettuce Sea Slug. For similar reasons

6. Royal Starfish

honestly thought this was a claymation sculpture. starfish were actually a compelling reason to go in the ocean until i remembered they can move, and i want nothing to do with that nonsense 

7. Costasiella

this is genuinely the only one i have a hard time saying no to. this is the perfect being. if i was an animated protagonist, this would be my chosen cartoon sidekick, my vaguely animalish sidecharacter who speaks in a silent but expressive language only i can translate. incandescent perfection. pure and unsullied, truly sinless. look at those goddamn eyes. 

In conclusion, 

sea slugs are the only compelling group of creatures who could possibly tempt me into the soulless void of the salty depths. however, as i possess a great deal of caution & terror, i will continue to stick with aquariums. i have been tempted, but have overcome. the ocean may invade my nightmares but it will not claim my soul. i bite my thumb at thee, Poseidon! go stub your toe on coral

[podcastsmakemecry]

I love how we’ve moved on from dragging just Jon as stupid and to realizing that pretty much all the other avatars are just Like That. They don’t know shit either! They’re cats chasing a laser pointer and knocking shit over! Jon’s right at home.

[smallmediumproblems]

Oliver Banks: “I’m going to steal the identity of a famous scientist to stow away on a ship that I intend to hijack with my bare hands once we are far enough out into the ocean.”

Mike Crew: “Maybe if I jump off this building just right then the physical embodiment of lightning will stop chasing me.”

Natalie Ennis: “Hey roommate, sorry I keep stealing all the lightbulbs in our apartment and chanting at you in your sleep. Unrelated, do you want to join a cult?”

Manuela Dominguez: “We absolutely can, should, must, and will blow up the sun.”

Jane Prentiss: walking directly up to the front door of the Magnus Institute “What’s up nerds it’s Worm Time”

[i-swear-this-is-for-homework]

Entire desolation cult: We are going to raise this baby to DESTROY THE WORLD (details not important) parenting isn’t that hard, right?

[stopitjon]

Maxwell Rayner: “Oh, you were actually scared of the sandman? Haha sweet, tbh I was just spitballin’ there.”

Jared Hopworth: “You don’t understand, she had a knife! I didn’t expect her to have a knife.”

Jude Perry: *murders a guy* “Uhhh…now what?”

Half the Hunters at any given time: *zooms around reality, crashing into one another like ping-pong balls, at no point accomplishing anything*

Gertrude Robinson: “After years of research, I have decided to throw a bunch of explosives at the apocalypse and hope for the best.”

Simon Fairchild (quoth @lostjonscave​): “WAHEY”

[artpigeons]

Peter Lukas: I’m just gonna… idk, do some apartment crimes? Sure hope no old ladies tell the newspaper lmao

[sketch-bird]

animal handling vi 🐾

[inigofication]

So I’ve been catching up on Narrative Telephone and because only these two did the song I overlapped them to see how they would sound and it’s HAUNTING???

[theradioghost]

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

[theradioghost]

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

[galuby]

dude, i think that’s a fairy

[terezis]

yeehaw

[tremendoustravelerkitten]

Taking a little break from my commission sale to sketch some good boys. Now, is it Critical Doggos? Dogs Machina? I don’t know but they’re cute. I don’t have a twitter or else I’d at the cast.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gayavatarstyle]

Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: Aang please go to sleep

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

Aang: AND MY MATH TEST

[gayavatarstyle]

Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over

Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius

[commissionash]

Ferret Paladin - Special Request

Just for you buddy, here is a Noodle Hero

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justhereforthesherlock]

[definitely-not-gremlins]

Always standing so close…

[minathevampireslayer]

Essek: ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. His familliar. And his six party members who have no concept of personal space.

[gideonthe9]