Viva La Vida

HUNTER JOHN CLARINGTON I'm co-CEO of Olloclip and then some: family man, Columbia and Dalton Academy Alum, benefactor to the arts. Married to the talented and brilliant Jay Baker.

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Thanks for refollowing, this blog will remain as an archive.

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There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You’ve ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can’t say any of that.

Gayle Forman (via quotemadness)

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TINDER

One of the students who works in the cafe put me on Tinder this morning.

I am not sure what Tinder stands for or why i am getting people aged 18 to 80  popping up? Half of them are 50 miles away, but what on earth am i meant to do with this. I mean, my current picture is a cake..

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Oh my god, delete your account!  They were effing with you, Marls.  That’s a hookup/phone sex app

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Call:HuntJay [Monday 5/2 on the Commute Home, 8PM]

Jay: [smile] Love you too. Straight vodka? or do you want a mix?

Hunter: Straight. Double. Thank you. See you soon.

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Huntjay texts 6/6

Hunter: it's over Seb is gonna quit. We had a huge fight and I feel it in my bones

Hunter: Pray for him, Jay. And our stock price. I'm really worried about him but he's too damn proud and he hates me rn

Jay: What? What happened?

Jay: He doesn't hate you...should I call him?

Hunter: This analyst screwed something up and Seb overreacted and I called him on it and he blew up at me and I lost my temper. What it comes down to it is he hates this work, this post-IPO work that has to get done and he's taking it out on little things and taking it out on people. He left because he couldn't take it anymore and he couldn't admit it to Rob. But I don't know if he hates it just because it's the first time he's done it or because I'm there or if he just just hates the work and never will.

Hunter: I now he doesn't hate me really, he's just hating me right now. It's okay, it's happened before, just not this dramatically. He hates it when I'm right. And no, don't call him, he's gonna need to blow off some steam and think things through. I'm sure he'll get back to me eventually. I'll reach out in a bit and see if he responds. It just sucks that he is so miserable.

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Huntjay texts 5/31

Hunter: Italy is booked :D

Jay: Really? For what?

Jay: I am kidding. I am so excited. I am counting down the days til I get to say you are mine.

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Hi, Guys.

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PRIVATE:CLARINGROSE 6/6

Oh, what’s wrong? I haven’t, for some reason I am the last to know what people are doing and the first to know when they are hungry.  Sebastian is great, but  i can understand he is a bit of a cotton mouth with everything and not just food. 

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I still don’t understand half the stuff that comes out of your mouth.  I thought cotton mouth was dry mouth after smoking pot? Seb would actually have done well to light up today, though.

We had a fight...a big fight.  He took off.  He’s never done that before. I might have to quit.  We’ve been job sharing and it’s not working out. I lost my temper after he lost his temper, it wasn’t fun.  We haven’t fought like that in a long time. 

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URGH

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6/10

I….don’t even know what to say right now. I knew she didn’t want to move here but I really thought she would have adjusted better.

Well it hasn’t even been a full year yet...it might just take her longer.  Do you want me to see if Zelda will talk to her?

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Nothing left, nothin left for me to doooo

Originally posted by celesexually

If you’re filled with affection, you’re too shy to convey, meditate my direction. Feel your way.

WE NEED A GREASE THEMED PARTY!

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You’re the one I want, Ooo, oo, o

I better shape up, ‘cause you need a man

I need a man,  who can keep me satisfied!

I better shape up if I’m gonna prove

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You better prove that my faith is justified.

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Visit Original Link

“The I Love You Song” - The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

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PRIVATE:HUNTJAY

She hears it too.  Ugh.`

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Text:Zeldter 6/6

Zelda: I never said you did.

Zelda: Set up an appointment.

Zelda: Go for it.

Hunter: Okay, glass eating fest, here we come.

Hunter: You want me to go with you, for the first visit or anything?

Hunter: You want a woman or man? 30 something or 50 something or what age, racial preference? Seb's got a hot black therapist about our age (maybe a little older) you might like. Doesn't push too hard, isn't too fluffy, asks the hard questions but isn't an ass about it.

Hunter: I'm coming down the hall, I'm not kidding. My arms are hug-ready. I'm flexing. I could crush you.

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Text:Zeldter 6/6

Zelda: I'd rather eat glass.

Zelda: If I go to the damn therapist will you leave me alone about seeing her?

Hunter: I never promised you that all of life would be fun

Hunter: Yeah, for the time being.

Hunter: Or I can just come over and give you a HUG

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Private:Huntjay

I….don’t even know what to say right now. I knew she didn’t want to move here but I really thought she would have adjusted better.

She’ll be okay, most of us went through a bitter teen phase.  Seb was a nightmare after he had to move to Ohio from Paris, this isn’t that different and you’re miles better than his mom or dad was.  Girls are so much more dramatic than boys, too, from what folks say. I would talk to her, though.  Let her know you are empathetic, maybe slip in a good word for me but tell her she doesn’t have to love me or whatever. 

Zelda’s been negative like that since she Ainsely left, was Scarlett always like this? Maybe she misses Pauline.

I’m guessing this is not making you want to have a baby with me?

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URGH

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Considering I know your father and step father to be good luck with that. 

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Oh sweet, little debating camp girl. You don’t give up on something cause your dad’s new boyfriend is a hard ass . I am going to get out of here, if that’s just by getting drunk at the end of year party or if it is running across borders. 

So fucking sick of this stupid life. 

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PRIVATE:HUNTJAY

So...I was so busy trying to get Cole to accept me that I overlooked Scarlett.  Oops?

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Text:Zeldter 6/6

Zelda: No. Can't risk it. No. No. Nope.

Hunter: What would you be risking? Can she possibly disappoint you more than she already has? You also shouldn't risk letting it build forever and having it explode on you like a ticking time bomb. Believe me, I've done that and it ain't pretty.

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Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are things people are scared of. Some of them are things that look like things people used to be scared of a long time ago. Sometimes monsters are things people should be scared of, but they aren’t.

Neil Gaiman (via quotemadness)

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Text:Zeldter 6/6

Hunter: your mom is wondering when she can see you again.

Zelda: Never?

Hunter: Okay then. You realize this is gonna back up on you if you don't deal with it, at some point, right? See her just so you can scream at her. She deserves it and she knows it.