Potatoes and Fandoms

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[dairyqueenofficial]

*parents still arent home 5 minutes after they said theyd be home* i must adjust to my orphan life

[amestrisans]

one time my parents left me home alone when I was sleeping and when I woke up the power was out so the phones or anything wasn’t working and I immediately assumed that somehow everyone on earth except for me had vanished so I panicked and baked 42 cookies

[dairyqueenofficial]

its true

[cosmic-aria]

Remember when Dipper went to The Club to split up Gideon and Mabel’s unhealthy relationship?

[meme-loving-stuck]

Youve got to be fucking kidding me

[ererifanfics]

My Levi figma came today.

[cosmog]

hey guys watch this

[cosmog]

dr who is ok

[cosmog]

magic

[deactivatedthe-final-horcrux]

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

[lucifersblog]

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

[rodimuss]

oh my god

[sexyandthethief]

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

[toxic-ponies]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

[lesliebliss]

This is literally me cooking dinner for myself, every night. Sad music, cheap dip and all.

[itslifesaidshe]

This guy has always been my favorite.

[theperksofbeinggod]

You guys don’t understand how sad this video makes me.

[whitritt-deactivated20150223]

[weloveshortvideos]

i’ve watched this like 17 times

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

who beatboxes at a goat

[wehaveallgotknives]

a wise person

[benjiscloset]

Made by Sam Dylan Finch

[iwishihadafather]

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

[isolatedsystem]

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

[god-namjoon]

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

[muppetmolly]

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits? Me: No Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene! Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

[muppetmolly]

The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

[julian2006]

@ anyone considering cutting their hair short: do it

[saut-dans-le-vide-my-lover]

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

[sadnist]

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

[wysp]

IM LAUHGING SO FKN HARD AT THSI

[princesszelda-rekt]

What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?

[thatshipcalleddignity]

This may have just changed my life

[hunting-for-socks]

so this just happened...

guy customer: hey when's your next day off

me: this weekend, why?

guy customer: may I ask you to coffee?

me: hate to do this to you but I'm a lesbian

guy customer: well that sucks

girl customer: oh hell yeah, want to get coffee?

me: oh my god

[wedontgivethatup]

when your enemy revives itself

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

[wedontgivethatup]

when your enemy has another form