i fear that i am a slippery slope

em | they/them | 24

[hurlanachronism]

it's cool af that weed is legal in NY and i can just go to the dispo after work, but something about Government Weed is sinister and the highs are terrible. i miss the fuckin smart carts filled with god knows what i'd have to buy from my friend's weird cousin behind a chinese food restaurant in high school. best highs ever smoking straight up armadillo urine and spider broth.

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[theendreprise]

why’d she take a second to serve

[dogpuppy]

[fuck-customers]

[sosaysdean]

what do we even do

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[hurlanachronism]

period a week early and got it for the second time in a month, guts in shambles, every health issue i have flaring up, bloated and fugly, face swollen, eyes burning, meds not working, suddenly reacting to specifically the white ink in my old tattoo after getting sunburned so leg just itchy and covered in welts, joints stiff af. hair brittle and tangled and not cooperating at alllll. i'm out here fat and nathty, just puffy and funky and dubiously slimy.

[hurlanachronism]

and i was asked to come into work early on a day i thought i wasn't scheduled until 4 but was actually scheduled for 2. fuck it all

[hurlanachronism]

AND all of this as i'm temporarily growing out the bangs i've had for 10+ years so i can start fresh with them because ive fucked up cutting them myself too many times and they're just uneven and ridiculous. so now there's a big fat sunburned forehead and shitty hairline in the mix. i'm gods shitty little puppet for his personal amusement

[hurlanachronism]

period a week early and got it for the second time in a month, guts in shambles, every health issue i have flaring up, bloated and fugly, face swollen, eyes burning, meds not working, suddenly reacting to specifically the white ink in my old tattoo after getting sunburned so leg just itchy and covered in welts, joints stiff af. hair brittle and tangled and not cooperating at alllll. i'm out here fat and nathty, just puffy and funky and dubiously slimy.

[hurlanachronism]

and i was asked to come into work early on a day i thought i wasn't scheduled until 4 but was actually scheduled for 2. fuck it all

[hurlanachronism]

period a week early and got it for the second time in a month, guts in shambles, every health issue i have flaring up, bloated and fugly, face swollen, eyes burning, meds not working, suddenly reacting to specifically the white ink in my old tattoo after getting sunburned so leg just itchy and covered in welts, joints stiff af. hair brittle and tangled and not cooperating at alllll. i'm out here fat and nathty, just puffy and funky and dubiously slimy.

[hurlanachronism]

even though i've been diagnosed for 12 years, i really haven't ever fully come to terms with how debilitating n1 narcolepsy often is. like wow this shit sucks

[hurlanachronism]

half of the makeup i currently use is my moms leftover shit from likely the late 90s - early aughts so when i eventually run out, its going to suck to not be able to repurchase any of it. benefit dallas blush with the brush included in packaging you will always be famous

[paper--machete]

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

[paper--machete]

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

[theaterard]

she could have been a favorite mutual of mine…

[hurlanachronism]

i need a fucking cigarette

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[hurlanachronism]

new streetlight manifesto???