It’s Messy

Transmasc | Bi | Cats Catch me carving the word ‘dumbass’ into the walls

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[praziluk]

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[saaraahka]

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

[bippus]

Thinking of succumbing to something later

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[literaryvein]

L. V., excerpts from a past life

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

[ticklefighthockey]

kinda love this dynamic where ilya's like i get to have sex with anyone i want anytime i want and i also get to tell you about it while you visibly try to repress your feelings. but the second i think you might be having sex with someone else i am going to absolutely fucking spiral. epic crash out. because when I have sex it is empty and meaningless and utterly devoid of real emotional intimacy but you are a rule-following little dweeb who would still be a virgin if i hadn't deflowered you when we were like 18 so i fucking KNOW it means something to you!!!!!! the hypocrisy is delicious

[qqchurch]