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[rylandsgrace]

DAVID TENNANT I BAFTA Film Awards 2025

[beardedmrbean]

[hurricane-red]

More people need to just have fun in life.

[catchymemes]

[warmhappycat]

IMPORTANT POST

[sighinastorm]

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

[starrypawz]

Indiana Bones

[endiness]

[thebibliosphere]

Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it’s hysterical.

“I mean, I’m supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that’s really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don’t get sued if you get broken into.”

[thebibliosphere]

“So, like, just to clarify, you don’t want the cameras, right? Only I need to make sure because sometimes people say no on the phone, and then when I’m leaving, they ask me why I haven’t installed the cameras yet, and I’m just like, that’s a you problem, I’m going home.”

[thebibliosphere]

*leaning around the corner of my office to talk to me* “Hey, do you know where [Mothman] went? Actually, never mind, you’re probably the detail-oriented one. I can tell by the *gestures at my candy-floss-colored goth office* whatever this is.

So like, the new alarm panel is smaller than the old one, and the old one pulled off some of the paint, I can try to hide it, but it won’t be perfect… You don’t care? Sweet. I’m always ready for people to yell at me.”

[thebibliosphere]

“Hey, so I need to test the smoke alarm before we put it up, but I don’t want to frighten your little dog. I’ll try to muffle it, but you might want to hold her.” *clutching the alarm to his abdomen like Steve Rogers falling on a grenade* “I’m sorry little dog, I’m so sorry.”

[o-be-swift]

my father found these deer dead with their antlers tangled together in a field and i will literally never stop thinking about them

[3000s]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaPhB2WJQAY

[hurricane-red]

I don't know what kind of fish these are, but OMG they are so cute!

[bunjywunjy]

Just thinking about the lesser auk 👉👈

I lived in a region of Québec w razborbills (locals call them les petits pingouins because I mean. They're little flying penguins come on) and I just wanted to bring your attention to these delightful birds for a moment - the only remaining member of the Alca genus and a delightful bird that deserves the world :)

fun fact, that's actually not why little auks are called penguins! in fact, it's entirely the other way around.

see, the word "penguin" is Welsh in origin, and was used to refer to a very specific bird:

the great auk!

and when western explorers finally got deep enough into the southern hemisphere to find the other version of a flightless polar fishbird, well. they just named them after the one they already knew.

yeah, I can see it.

the OG penguin may not be with us anymore, but their legacy lives on in their still-living smaller relatives :)

les petits pingouins, indeed!

[bunjywunjy]

hi! sorry to spring a question on you, but do the fish that cling to the belly of whales (like humpbacks) hurt them? are they geating parasites that have latched, or are they attached and feeding on the whale?

remoras?

no, they're fine! these little dudes are just hitching a free ride.

remora are a fairly large species of ocean-going fish that have suction cups on their heads! they use this to plaster themselves to larger animals like a licensed car window garfield in the interests of free transportation and maybe grabbing some scraps if their host is a messy eater.

they also make a habit out of eating other animals that WOULD parasitize their host, so even the most aggressive sharks will leave remoras be and take them where they want to go.

REMORA PAYS NO FARE. REMORA TRAVELS FREE!!!

[porterr-robinson]

[jade-sutures]

Defense against a guy in a chair

[ip2lb]

Person 1: I’ve noticed, in watching some of the tapes on self defense, that a lot of guys like to show…defense from awkward positions. Say sitting in a chair…uh…y'know having your back turned, whatever. So what I’d like to do is, uh, demonstrate a technique which I call “Defense Against……A Guy in a Chair”. [Turns around] Excuse me.

Person 2, sitting: Yes?

Person 1: HUH!!! [kicks person 2, when person 2 falls a bass boosted noise happens]

[tikkety-tok]

he opened the door like ya owed him rent

[unclefather]

where’s my money

[atomic-darth]

“He opened it faster than me!”

[notyoujamie]

I know you, don't I? I've seen you somewhere before.

[dwgif]

— 14 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited!

4.01 | Partners in Crime

[srsfunny]

Antique shops

[notyoujamie]

Russell always uses 57, always 57. So it’s Floor 507 in tribute to Russell. (x)

[violetsandshrikes]

entomologists are the most fucking wild people ive ever met

i pointed out a cool wasp to one and she just picked it up with her bare hands and started showing me different features she was using to identify the species

on a walk with another one he just paused, turned, violently shoved his hand into some rotting wood and offered me a tunnel web spider like oh okay i guess-

[skoomabong]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !