I'm bored: what are y'all doing to your blorbos tonight?
Washing them in a salad spinner
Putting them in a 2L soda-bottle and shaking it for 45 minutes
Gently teasing their hair with a flea comb
Spraying them with seltzer water
Roasting them on a spit
Whipping them with an egg beater in a bowl
Putting them in a pot and copiously watering them with fertilizer
Milking them like a cow (milking machine optional!)
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