god in a dyke’s body

28. femme. god. feral. no men, no minors. read it again,, no men, no minors.

[urfavedumbcunt]

Putting her shirt on and having my brain go fuzzy bc it smells like her >>>>>>>>

[urfavedumbcunt]

please let this post die she put me into psychosis and then tried to diagnose me with BPD and then she committed fraud and overall had no positive impact on my life

[swagophile]

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

[urfavedumbcunt]

Whatup fellow non grass touchers it’s good to be back (lol jk) but anyways y’all feel like the right crowd for this, bear with me though it’s kinda a long one— i just got a little too high and tried to watch Repo: The Genetic Opera. i had to turn it off 20 minutes in because i got severely overstimulated and had a panic attack, and now that i’ve relaxed it’s actually kind of funny that i had a panic attack because the movie was loud and had too many different noises because i work at a kennel and “loud and too many different noises” is literally the entire name of the game (anyways as always bonus content in the tags)

[aconstantwip]

reblog to kill ben shapiro next

[redstonedust]

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

[sweetpeachcobbler818]

everyone wants to be morally correct theses days just shut up and cum to this unethical porn

[itsgiving]

[gaynfl-moved]

being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[urfavedumbcunt]

oopsies i got tipsy off the cardi b whipped cream

[mascwoman]

Thank you, dyke zines. I love you, dyke zines.

[urfavedumbcunt]

i think the ickiest dyke sex ever would fix me

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[pinkprincess]

my preferred pronouns are babygirl & princess

[vampirefutanari]

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

[lordeboy]

They really should start college at like 24 or something. Idk. I just feel like I wasn’t able to think right ab the future or make decisions when I was younger. I guess that’s that prefrontal cortex they told me about

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame