Plain Jane Fat Ass @buh-lock-ay - Tumblr Blog

ceo of united healthcare i hope you die I hope you die I hope you die screaming and soaked in piss I hope you step on a lego I truly wish you the most pain it is possible to survive at irregular intervals to prevent numbness or getting used to it

i need to replace my iud and I'm going to commit a felony murder or arson

brinnanza

I just wanna state for the record that it wasn't me. but I'm certainly not mourning.

smolfangirl

I don't want to be "private jet" rich, I want to be "buy everything I want in a museum shop" rich

smolfangirl

This is about this teapot and cup btw

kosmogrl

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

privatelydiscoveredmoments

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

what-grace-has-forgiveness

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like "i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly" cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you've ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

intactics-deactivated20250505

I think its good when people are good, and bad when people are bad. also, I think its mostly good when people live and bad when people die. hope that clears up any confusion about my political beliefs

shiftythrifting

gallusrostromegalus

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

jaynavajasso

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

orwellsunderpants

THIRD BASE

lordkevington-deactivated-deact

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

j-sprrr

bloodbending

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

curliestofcrowns

where's that speed skating gif

scarygodmother

#hence why I’m back here now since TikTok is unavailable

willgrahamscock

having a tumblr blog is cool because you can scroll back for years to realize you’ve never been normal about any of your interests so why start now

willgrahamscock

leabe me alonne

i-am-a-fish

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

elainapoststhings

Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out

i-am-a-fish

fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done

cryptotheism

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

tgirl-thucydides

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

sayitaliano

Valerio Minato's photo that won the Astronomy Picture of the Day Contest by NASA on December 25th, 2023.

In the picture: the moon, the Monviso Mount and the Basilica of Superga (on the Superga hill) outside Turin are all aligned. it took him 6 years to take this shot (and I take it as an example to never give up on your dreams).