So it seemed.

I'm Gabrielle, but you can call me Abby. And I sold my soul to a three-piece.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[nothing-after-midnight]

👱🏻👱🏻

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phallicdebauchery]

@dundermifflinscranton

[hvrryup-weredreaming]

BJ NOVAK

[escspace]

[gingervelvet-deactivated2018071]

[hvrryup-weredreaming]

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

[anti-scum]

three

[mediamattersforamerica]

This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

[tawaretsampleleftelbow]

45 is a 5 year old.

[stckwll]

[rrodalva]

Puerto Vallarta, 2015

[floralls]

[sexcretos]

[sh4nked-deactivated20200116]

I can’t handle this

[world--inspired]

“Speakers have ways of deflecting accountability for their own statements by attributing what they say to other sources.”

[x]

[pleasespellgabbana]

You been read

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Maybe the real Fake News was the President we elected along the way

[c-rookedneighbor-deactivated202]

THAT. CLAP. BACK. GAHDAMN. YES.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[bunlly]

[praial]

[dangered]