Howard Weinerman: 9th Grade Ninja

Writing & Ask/RP blog for an AU where Howard was chosen to be the ninja.

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((ive decided that since i take screencaps of the questions when i anwser them instead of posting the ask itself, i’ll start making sure to respond to ppl privately after i post their ask so they know it was answered

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...important.. ninja duties...

(haha duties)

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thats on me, guys. my bad

the ninja (me) will see to your questions asap

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plus cunningham has a nasty habit of getting himself right in the way of whatever monster or bot happens to be rampaging. somebody has to save that shoob

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definitely not

i mean hes got bravery down if running blindly into danger can count as bravery but the guy has got twigs for bones. he wouldnt be able to take a hit even with a magic suit helping him out

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turns out that whatever weird brainplace the nomicon pulls me into doesnt really do gas

so i have to improvise

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a teeny lil thing i drew for my new favourite ask account, hw9gn

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((omggg this is so bruce thank you!!!))

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RC: but what if it’s important??

HW: if its that important it can hold its cheese until i beat your score

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definitely these ones 

theyre hilarious in both name AND function

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ehh he gets mad sometimes but usually its more about the fact that he missed out on the action

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the nomicon? that would be this thing

and all it is is a professional killjoy.. that might be a little magic

apparently its full of wisdom but all i ever get out of it is a bunch of boring lessons in morals or whatever

being the ninja would be sooo much more fun without it constantly hounding me but it does save my cheese sometimes i guess

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of course he does

whats the fun of being the most bruce-tastic guy in norrisville if im the only one who knows it?

cant say the NERDicon was too happy with me though

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finally going to get this blog rolling! the first drabble should be up before long \, but feel free to send the ninja questions before then!

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okay so before the adventure starts im gonna state a few things so we're all clear about them:

-this was initially going to just be a collection of drabbles but now ive decided to make it an ask/rp blog with a few drabbles here and there

-im assuming that howard didnt have full access to the ninja suits benefits/abilities when he wore it in ninja identity/supremacy since i dont think they were quite right in saying anybody can wear it

-randy is a trans dude with two moms who were cool enough to let him take puberty blockers

-im starting this before the season 2 finale so theres a good chance new info will come out in that that could contradict something written here so dont fuss at me if that happens