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@hwm-k-macfadyn
I'm a whale. I can't even sneeze without worry, I'm ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
@elitehqstarters
hwm-k-macfadyn:
“That would be easier! Just..sneeze, done! It is, but that’s just how things turn out.
It might speed up the process. Just keep tickling ye nose and job’s a good un.
A sneeze didn’t work but a few pushes did, she’s here and she was quite surprised about the whole affair I think.
I decided that this year would be the year I became a culinary Goddess because there’s only so many times a take out delivery driver can come to your house in a week before you start to feel judged, right? So I went to the store and bought all the ingredients to make pizza myself, thinking how hard can this be? Now be kind and remember English isn’t my first language here. I get home, put it all together, put it in the oven but when I go to check on it the cheese isn’t melting but the base is burning and I can’t work out how my stove is hot enough to burn the base but not melt a bit of cheese….until I went back and checked the bag I picked up and realised it was shredded potato. I didn’t even know shredded potato was sold!? Safe to say, I gave up and just ordered the Pizza Hut but at least I tried. Please tell me that I’m not the only person this useless in the kitchen? @elitehqstarters
How on earth, grated potato is a thing? Ok that might make for easier mash, or even a boxty for the irish, but..That’s a thing? I’m Keeley, it’s nice to meet you, Ana.
Well, she’s here and we’re home.
hwm-k-macfadyn:
That does sound… interesting. Though , and I’m not judging, if you ordered things for kids, when drunk…instead of wasting them, what about them going to a children’s unit? Nice to meet you, Lily, I’m Keeley.
I appreciate you not being judgemental. And trust me when I say I was not planning on anything going to waste and only getting one item for them would be preposterous I believe, I shall place a new order for something more suitable in your honour. Pleasure is all mine, Keeley. That is a beautiful name.
Thank you, uh, so, how are you?
I'm a whale. I can't even sneeze without worry, I'm ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
@elitehqstarters
he haven’t been horny after that? just kidding. I doubt you are a whale though, being pregnant as I assume it is you are talking about, if not kill me, anyways being pregnant is beautiful
Thank you very much...I am ignoring that first part!! No one needs to know about our sex life.
I'm a whale. I can't even sneeze without worry, I'm ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
@elitehqstarters
Just laughing at the thought of ye sneezing and yer baby just pops out. I’m sure stranger things have happened. And sounds like some bad timing - moving house is a pain in the arse even when ye not carrying a small human around 24/7.
“That would be easier! Just..sneeze, done! It is, but that’s just how things turn out.
➹ KEELEY:
Because we were living in London but got opportunities here that would benefit the kids. No, he’s not..not really. I hate this stage and honestly thought our youngest was the last..but this one definitely is!
oh, I get that, you want to be closer to opportunities. I can only imagine! Are you close to the end at least? so you can see the bright end of the tunnel. I’m sure seeing your baby will be worth it all!
Yes, not long at all to go..
hwm-k-macfadyn:
Curry night, and …other activities. It’s eviction time.
Does that always work? I mean, I know its supposed to but I am sure some have done it and still have to wait.
It might!
➹KEELEY:
I’m a whale. I can’t even sneeze without worry, I’m ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
@elitehqstarters
Sounds like your husband is in big trouble honestly. why were you guys moving houses, if you don’t mind me asking. that just seems a lot on both of you within the time, I hope you are doing okay other than all of that!
Because we were living in London but got opportunities here that would benefit the kids. No, he's not..not really. I hate this stage and honestly thought our youngest was the last..but this one definitely is!
hwm-k-macfadyn:
I can’t see my bloody feet , Matthew! Yes, I’m well aware it was down to me as well, and our hallway table was a very good height for a spontaneous shag, but I wasn’t expecting to be doing this again after Ralph. I’m very, very ready for this baby to be out of me.
Well, whales don’t actually have feet. But either way, you look beautiful. And I am not just saying that. It was…and the shower. Hey, I think both of us were just as surprised, remember. It won’t be long.
Curry night, and ...other activities. It's eviction time.
I’ve peaked and I’d like to announce that I have, as it turns out, turned into the wine aunt of my dreams.
Last week I caught myself at 4 p.m on a Wednesday, wine bottle in hand ordering a kit of gel pens from the 90′s; the type that have scents, a hundred shot glasses, a play tent for kids shaped like a spaceship and a T-rex costume and every order felt important and oh, so right. Hello, my name is Lily and this is my way of saying if someone wants to make some crafts while drinking wine on a spaceship made for kids, I’m your girl. Paper is needed, because my buzzed brain didn’t think it was important. // @hollywoodelitehq
That does sound... interesting. Though , and I'm not judging, if you ordered things for kids, when drunk...instead of wasting them, what about them going to a children's unit? Nice to meet you, Lily, I'm Keeley.
hwm-k-macfadyn:
I’m a whale. I can’t even sneeze without worry, I’m ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
How many times do I have to tell you, your not. And it wasn’t just me. I didn’t magically make it happen to you by myself. It was down to you as well.
I can't see my bloody feet , Matthew! Yes, I'm well aware it was down to me as well, and our hallway table was a very good height for a spontaneous shag, but I wasn't expecting to be doing this again after Ralph. I'm very, very ready for this baby to be out of me.
I'm a whale. I can't even sneeze without worry, I'm ready to murder my husband for being horny nine months ago , and moving house is bloody awkward!
@elitehqstarters
