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if the word colonel is spelled “colonel” but pronounced “kernel” i propose we begin spelling slurpee “slolopee” to match

bill of rights: congress shall make no law- congressmen: you can just stop right there thanks

#text #congress #get your shit together

find your true mental age by taking your physical age and subtracting the number of empty beverage containers in your bedroom

#i haven't been born yet #lifehack #mental age #drinks

if you get your norton trust level to 100% norton will give you a blue feather and you'll have to buy the big bed from eileen

#harvest moon #norton #norton internet #harvestmoon

when you get just half a point off an exam

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if hands were easy to draw, our hands would be too simple to draw them

holypistachiosoup

What

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it’s hard!

#art #drawing #hands

if hands were easy to draw, our hands would be too simple to draw them

stripedgreenrabbit

mupps

was watching cm on netflix and it had to buffer

perfect alignment

#cm #criminal minds #hotch #aaron hotchner #chin #loader #netflix

buntaindreemurr

somebody stop this man

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great job

#me #snapchat #fucking around

funny-picturez

tastefullyoffensive

Why Spider-Man is a city person.

chewpacabras

WHO MADE THIS??

wengifford

so apparently wikihow really wants help from Mabel Pines

Bruuuuuuuuuuuh

if you’re referring to the tmbg picture i reblogged like eight times, sorry for that bit of spam. i’m testing a ui feature to figure out where the frickin’ code is that makes the toaster blue so i can make it purple instead. but i found another method. otherwise, if this is just general, hello to you too.