Dank Meemurr

Personal/shitposting blog for IMLXH

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Stargate/1248/

archived on 2009-04-28 08:56:55

[dooksieboo]

I love being alive because there are so many images of pine martens with an egg to see

they love they egg

[al-tv]

[floridensis]

in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

[glubshit]

[gentlysweirdarts]

FINALLY I found it.

Florian's pissing robot which he drew for his friend 🙈 😂

@nilnileshikii look at this 🫴🏼

Wolfgang: can a robot love?..

Florian: dunno but they can piss lol 🤖💦

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[goseungseng]

important addition

[theybejeff]

getting into homestar runner is so funny because you'll see a character that's like strong bad but the only visual difference is that his head is thinner and everyone treats him as an entirely separate entity and is like Oh my god i fucking love Blorgus and then you finally find the origins of him and its a strong bad email from 2004 where someone asks Hey Strong Bad What If Your Head Was Thinner

[thiccnessee]

man my feed is fucked

[janmisali]

I wouldn't normally be this direct about asking people to go watch a video I made but since it's on a channel with under 1k subscribers (namely, Charlotte Driftwood's channel, the new home of the original Real-Time Fandub series) word of mouth really is the only way to get people to actually watch it. so hey, jan Misali fans and/or Real-Time Fandub fans and/or our drawings princess movie full animation film artist fans, watch the our drawings fandub. it's really funny I promise.

[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

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[ougougougoug]

just once i'd like to go on a date without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

without joe biden

[ougougougoug]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bravelycowering]

[janmisali]

watch the full edited improvised fandub here

[buntaindreemurr]

bye bye dan hentschel

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[fadedrrainbow]

i need to make a 2 hour long video essay on the freedom of creativity and the breaking free of societal norms of “cringe” that Ryan Dorin’s “Ratboy Genius” series represents. i have to tell people about how a youtube webseries about a amateurly modeled yellow cgi humanoid rat singing in minecraft embodies values of acceptance, self-love, and the power to create what you want without the fear of how others will perceive your work. i gotta get people to hear me

[buntaindreemurr]

not that Ryan is perfect but. yeah

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[turing-tested]

what the fuck is this ad I just got

[turing-tested]

she meets on my gump till it helps

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart