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❝ you rolled a crit on love ! ❞

indie. private. semi-selective blog for chance the d20 from DATE EVERYTHING. drunkenly rolled by pokecat.

read the rules below. about.

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ It's Me - Your GM! ( Self Promo. )#*pinned.

MOVED TO @everyotherdream

don't look now, chance, but there's a menace sneaking up to you repeating one word just quiet enough...

"roll, roll, roll, roll..." but the closer he gets, the louder he gets.

"roll, roll, roll!" and then, as loud as he can manage, parker yells with a sharp grip on chance's shoulders:

"RRRRRRRRRRRRROLL!!!"

he perks up at the sound inching towards him, not quite being able to make it out right away. where is it ? where's it coming from ? before he can so much as turn around and fully begin to process what's being said, he feels the grip of another's hands and winces a little in shock as he hears that simultaneously beautiful and dreadful word reach his ears. god, there is only one voice in the world that could say that word and make him furrow his brow.

❝ agh ! parker ! ❞ he does little to push him off, but he does squirm under his touch. ❝ you know how i feel about the dice ! i don't want to roll for a relationship with you ! don't you remember what i said before ? ❞ he sighs, remembering his time in the attic weighing the dice for him. he'd worked hard on those dice if he was honest, but no matter what, he still could not wrap his head around relying on dice for falling in love. he was used to falling in love with people through stories and adventures… that was the real way to do it. why didn't parker get that ?

❝ why are you so desperate to get me of all people to roll them anyway ? can't we figure this out another way ? ❞ he feels his cheeks flush a gentle pink, just subtle enough to make his face feel warm. what was with this guy ?

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Rolled A Nat 20 ( IC. )#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Character Sheets ( Asks. )#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Wishing I Would Roll His Dice ( Parker. )#datealized #(( parker pls ))

bends down and smooches him on his big ol' forehead.

it leaves a lipstick mark.

❝ i had been thinking that we could invite park-- ❞ he's stopped dead in his tracks, feeling the gentle lips press against his forehead. what was he even talking about ? something about campaigns and dice rolling and… oh, he couldn't think ! whenever ava was around, it felt like he was melting, especially when she would be so gentle and affectionate. he loved that about her. he loved that so deeply about her.

it takes him a moment to realize that there's a really strange sensation on his forehead after she's planted the kiss. why did her lipstick look a little bit lighter ? why was she smirking ? oh. oh no. without another word he pulls up his hood gently, hiding his face a little so the shadow covers his forehead. he's got a gentle and tiny pout on his face.

his voice is quiet and gentle. ❝ h-holy crit… ava… ❞ he didn't hate it, but she really got him with that one.

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Rolled A Nat 20 ( IC. )#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Character Sheets ( Asks. )#homedate #── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ She Rolled Her Way To My Heart ( Ava. )#(( yeah that's right bitch first interaction you get a tag i know what i'm about ))

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so we made a server.

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Sleeping On The Job ( OOC. )#(( the muse is real i feel him coursing through my veins ))

random hc that popped into my head

chance will sometimes put his hood and cape up during campaigns he's really into, expressing himself with sweeping gestures and animated poses that really help bring his worlds to life for his players. the more the players enjoy and really play along into his stories, the more into it he gets, and the more giant his gestures get, the harder it is to break his character. if you were to break his character by not enjoying it or playing along in the middle of him being this into his dming, he might just end the session there... and it probably wouldn't continue.

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Stats On The Sheet ( Headcanon. )

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I AM SCREAMINGGGG!!!!!1!!

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Your Favorite D20 ( Chance. )#(( i can't even fucking tag this as crack bro ))#(( this is just real ))

(( hc time ))

chance will rig rolls sometimes without realizing it. his feelings towards a player will cause them to inch closer to succeeding or failing their action without him even realizing it.

someone he's friends with but doesn't feel particularly strongly towards would tend to roll mid range, but also may not have any influence at all on their dice, allowing them to roll the widest range of numbers and have the most dynamic possible session.

someone he loves ? good luck rolling anything less than a 15. you're extremely likely to continually succeed over and over again in all of your actions. the more he loves you, the higher you continue to roll. nat 20s are very much in your future.

now... someone he hates ? it's unlikely he would even play with you present at all... but if he were to ? you're probably not rolling any higher than a 10. you'll be so unlikely to succeed in your rolls, you'll probably die half way through the campaign.

while chance is very patient and understanding, he can sometimes be a bit overly cautious in making sure everyone has a good time. low rolls can be really hard to allow to happen for people he cares about, but when he notices people not having a good time due to the lack of dynamic and interesting happenings, he'll be able to push aside his influence on the dice. it's a really hard thing for him to control sometimes, and it gets harder the more excited he gets.

#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Stats On The Sheet ( Headcanon. )#(( yea ))

STAT SHEET.

𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 : Chance 𝐀𝐆𝐄 : 27 years old

❝ Loveable, excitable, and just darn cute, Chance is the supportive game-master who is always ready for a new campaign. Sure, getting through a whole campaign might be difficult, but there's no penalty for re-rolling and trying again! ❞ Chance is a D20 dice come to life. He enjoys making adventures and campaigns for everyone, from new players to veterans, he'll have it all. There's always a chance to try something new, and he's as accommodating as he can be. You'll find the more he enjoys your company, the more you succeed in your rolls. Ruin his campaign or prevent his players from enjoying it however, and you may see many natural 1s in your future.

#*about.

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#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Rolled A Dexterity Saving Throw! ( Memories. )#── *₊˚🐉⸝⸝ Sleeping On The Job ( OOC. )#(( yea ))#(( i really need to finish this blog btw fuck ))

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