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This is an indie rp blog for Chris Mclean, the Host of Total Drama Island, Total Drama: Action, World Tour, Revenge of the Island, All Stars, and Pahkitew Island. //This is a sideblog, so any likes or follows will come from my main 'vape-x-mirrors'//

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[Sentence Starters] The Road To El Dorado

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^

❝ If I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice. ❞

❝ I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! ❞

❝ We’re both in barrels. That’s the extent of my knowledge. ❞

❝ You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more… and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. ❞

❝ So, uh, how’s the– How’s the escape plan coming? ❞

❝ My regret, besides dying, is… our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us. ❞

❝ Your horse bit me in the butt! ❞

❝ What’re you looking at? ❞

❝ Well, it was nice working with you, partner. ❞

❝ You know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one! ❞

❝ Come. Let me show you to your temple. ❞

❝ Depart, mortal. ❞

❝ Good luck, see you at the execution. ❞

❝ Call me (Name), your new partner. ❞

❝ Big smile. Like you mean it. ❞

❝ It’s tough to be a God. ❞

❝ If they say I’m a God, that’s what I am. ❞

❝ Smile while you can. ❞

❝ You worry too much. ❞

❝ I worry exactly the right amount. ❞

❝ Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to gloat over my gold. ❞

❝ I’m… not really sure I trust you. ❞

❝ Well… this is not what I expected. ❞

❝ How do I look? ❞

❝ What’s he gonna think if he finds one of the Gods like this, with me! ❞

❝ I humbly request an audience with you, my lord. ❞

❝ These people will not respect you if they do not fear you. ❞

❝ Finally… we’re connecting. ❞

❝ We have to grab what we can carry, and get out of here now. ❞

❝ I blame you. ❞

❝ Crush them into the dust. ❞

❝ Do you know why the Gods demand blood? … Because the Gods don’t bleed. ❞

❝ I know what you are. ❞

❝ There isn’t much I haven’t shared with you along the road. ❞

❝ Friends never say good-bye. ❞

❝ It better be there… For your sake. ❞

❝ Come on. We’ve got a wave to catch! ❞

❝ Quiet! Get down! ❞

❝ You lying heathen. ❞

❝ Come on! You don’t wanna stay here forever, do you? ❞

[sustancy]

[pickxyourxpath]

(I just want these two happy. Heck, I want all of them happy.)

[moan-s]

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

❛ It was rude. We should go kill it. ❜ totallyxdramaticxdivas -mal!zoey

Chris huffs a slight laugh. 

“I mean, if we’re going by that then half of you kids should’ve kicked it season one.”

After a slight pause in thought, he shrugged. “Hell, I should’ve been gone way earlier.”

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

‘ i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal. ’ - pxnk-rockin-it

An eyebrow raised. The coming challenge was to break into an abandoned building criminal style. He figured Duncan would excel in it. 

“Buddy, you are a criminal, case closed..” 

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

❛ I’m sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil? ❜ ( fclorn )

Well then. 

He’d expected something from the goths from the way that Don reacted with them, but he thought he could at least get a reaction out of them. 

After all, he was much better than that host.

“I.. Wait, did you hear anything I just said!?”

This was the one time he might have to suck it up and agree with Don. It was his job to get a reaction out of these people.

[goodnightmemes]

Angel Season One Sentence Starters

❛ Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it has a certain Batcave air to it. ❜

❛ It’s about reaching out to people. Showing them that there’s love and hope still left in this world. ❜

❛ Hey! You’re a vampire! ❜

❛ I think I know a vampire when I am…alone with him…in his fortress like home. ❜

❛ Oh, you’re about to get your ass kicked. ❜

❛ This socializing thing is brutal. ❜

❛ How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing? ❜

❛ I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. You know, except f or the bulk of it where I was nearly tortured to death. ❜

❛ See? You can save the damsel and make decent money. Isn’t this a great country, or what? ❜

❛ Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off? ❜

❛ Get over it! I mean that in a sensitive way. ❜

❛ What is stalking nowadays, like, the third most popular sport among men? ❜

❛ You’re making me wanna fight some more. You get lucky, you might last ten minutes; really lucky, and you’re unconscious for the last five. ❜

❛Aw, man. Latin! One of those dead languages you always mean to learn. ❜

❛ The bitch is back. ❜

❛ You’ve got pensive face. ❜

❛ No, I don’t think ‘urgh’ is the magic word, if one would call it a world, and even then it’s certainly not a magic one. ❜

❛ Okay, I think someone needs a hug. ❜

❛ Am I wrong in thinking that a “please” and “thank you” is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment? ❜

❛ You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? ❜

❛ It was rude. We should go kill it. ❜

❛ How am I supposed to go on with my life knowing what he had? What we could have had? ❜

❛ You never know your strength till you’re tested. ❜

❛ Well, if it’s a fight they want…can’t someone else give it to ‘em? ❜

❛ One of us has been drinking, and I’m sad to say it isn’t me. ❜

❛ The good fight, yeah? You never know until you’ve been tested. I get that now. ❜

❛ Is that it? Am I done? ❜

❛ I’m a rogue demon hunter, now. ❜

❛ Well, first I thought I’d stop everything and tell you my plan. ❜

❛ Probably got a killer shrine on your wall, huh? News clippings, magazine articles, maybe a few candles? Oh, you are so prosaic. ❜

❛ I get to make the coffee and chain the boss to the bed. ❜

❛ I learned, um, men are evil. Oh wait, I knew that. ❜

❛ I really don’t like it when people shoot me! ❜

❛ Here’s the plan. We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face. See where it takes us. ❜

❛ Wow. Groveling isn’t just a way of life for you, it’s an art. ❜

❛ Do you know what the most frightening thing in the world is? Nothing. ❜

❛ Love. Is this the work of love? ❜

❛ No tears. We’ll meet again. ❜

❛ Ever since she ran me through with a two-by-four, things have been different.  ❜

❛ Remind me to get the name of your dealer before I kill you. ❜

❛ In all my years, I’ve never killed a famous person before. ❜

❛ Funny. You think will all the people I’ve maimed and killed I wouldn’t be able to remember every single one. ❜

❛ Now, now, don’t poop out on me, damn it! Otherwise this all is just going to be over too fast, and you’ll be dead, and I’ll be bored. ❜

❛ I’ve lost battles before, but nobody else has ever made me a victim. ❜

❛ For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I’ve got a bit mouth. ❜

❛ Peace is not an easy thing to find. ❜

❛ Everybody dies. I’m just trying to make sure than when we die, we stay dead. ❜

❛ Damn. Here it is! Evil white folks really do have a Mecca. ❜

❛ Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice? ❜

❛ I’m sorry, I nodded off. Did you get to the part where you’re evil? ❜

❛ What connects us to life is a simple truth that we’re a part of it. We live, we grow, we change. ❜

❛ Okay, as tiny mistakes go, that’s not one! ❜

❛ It’s an ancient sacred text, not a magic 8-ball. ❜

❛ Don’t be embarrassed. We’re family. ❜

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S SIN

Lust - Noun -  Very strong sexual desire.

Your life is ruled by lust! Passionate and sensual, you have a zest for life and love. You’re deeply charismatic and tend to be the center of attention, whether you mean to be or not. Your relationships tend to be intense and consuming- be careful! Although your somewhat impulsive nature might sometimes get you into trouble, your strong sense of self keeps you going.

Tagged by: @pxnk-rockin-it

Tagging: @totallyxdramaticxdivas @who-has-control 

//I’m going to be that arse and say all muses, but it’s really whoever you want, lmao//

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

‘ all very effective for– for murder.’ - Mike {who-has-control}

The host huffs; a grin cracking it’s way through. “I mean.. true? But if you navigate it like you’re suppose to, we won’t have any deaths.” 

Although, thinking about who just made the comment, he glanced back at the teen. That wasn’t a plan for anything..right?

“We’re gonna be watching this obstacle run pretty freakin’ hard this time. Network coming down on me from last time..” He angrily mutters the last part, hoping dearly that if that was the other personality, he’d gotten the message.

[thecalminside]

Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.

Niccolò Machiavelli (via thecalminside)

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

‘ oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way. ’ (lindsay)

He couldn’t help crack a smile at the blond’s realization. “Heh, that’s right. Got the best reaction outta you guys too.”

Chris glanced over to Lindsay before adding; “Well, almost everyone. I was trying to scare you guys for the camera.”

[littlelovelymemes]

✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  strap in ‘cause this one is rough.  ’ ‘  it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m aware of some details of this and it’s– it’s yucky.  ’ ‘  i’m not a gambling man, but i don’t really like those odds.  ’ ‘  we could conceivably run into this guy taking a dump in the woods or something.  ’ ‘  are you fucking out of your mind?  ’ ‘  i’m starting to think you want to die.  ’ ‘  you turned a corner on that one pretty quick.  ’ ‘  oh my god, it’s fucking horrifying.  ’ ‘  there’s an elk, though. there’s a deer over there.  ’ ‘  here’s the remains and rubble of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of all time and you’re looking at the fucking deer in the forrest.  ’ ‘  maybe they were in there telling ghost stories.  ’ ‘  that’s not what pillow talk is, i don’t think.  ’ ‘  pillow talk could either mean something you do after sex or it could mean what’s like sleepover talk.  ’ ‘  do you tell ghost stories after sex?  ’ ‘  all very effective for– for murder.  ’ ‘  they stabbed him so hard that the knife bent.  ’ ‘  you would think that there’d be at least one witness.  ’ ‘  you see someone running through the forrest covered in blood, you’re probably not gonna bat an eye.  ’ ‘  that’s not how the forrest works.  ’ ‘  excuse me, sir. why are you covered in blood?  ’ ‘  i’m glad to know that you would be the worst crime scene witness of all time.  ’ ‘  oh, you were phrasing it in a dramatic way.  ’ ‘  what is it about killers– that they want to be caught so badly… or like they want to get as close to being caught without being caught?  ’ ‘  i can’t put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  i can put my mind into the mind of a criminal.  ’ ‘  some of them must be friends, others would like to plunge knives into each other.  ’ ‘  i can imagine one friend of yours murdering you.  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure there was a coverup by the police department.  ’ ‘  70′s and 80′s police were always just like, ‘oh, you murdered someone? you got forty bucks?’  ’ ‘  great! what else do you want?! i murdered people for you! and now… what?  ’ ‘  oh, so i’m the psycho cause i murdered for you!?  ’ ‘  what, the police were just writing fan fiction?  ’ ‘  this is just baffling to me.  ’ ‘  i guess that’s their job, but can you imagine how much goddamn paperwork is involved in that? so much!  ’ ‘  i’m pretty sure we’re being watched, so i kind of wanna leave, to be honest.  ’ ‘  i’ve had enough of this place and i haven’t even been here that long. i hate this place.  ’ ‘  this boogeyman is very thorough.  ’ ‘  i guess we’re lucky he got lazy.  ’ ‘  the greatest safety precautions of our time are written in blood.  ’ ‘  i think they’re tired of this ongoing saga that never ends.  ’ ‘  you know, i actually disagree with that last sentiment.  ’ ‘  this is like straight-up end of days shit going on.  ’ ‘  this could’ve been the beginning of the zombie apocalypse, in my mind.  ’ ‘  i’ve daydreamed about having an amazing bunker that has satellite tv.   ’ ‘  ‘bad advil’ sounds like a shitty indie band.  ’ ‘  the wild west was the 80′s.  ’ ‘  in the 80′s you could walk in a store, pocket a soda, punch a guy in the face, and then be like ‘see ya later. fuck you!’ cops wouldn’t get to your door for weeks.  ’ ‘  he had books that were just titled ‘how to crime’? if he had a book called ‘how to crime’ then there’s your guy.  ’ ‘  oh, yeah… nah, i’m good. eh, bit of a reach.  ’ ‘  some old lady in florida bought the unabomber’s typewriter?  ’ ‘  maybe this guy was really in the dog house and was just desperate for any kind of turn of affection from her so he thought, ‘i know that i’ll do! i’ll write the fbi!’  ’ ‘  no, i didn’t– what, is there anything to suggest that i would chase my mom with an axe?  ’ ‘  i think you wear a mask sometimes.  ’ ‘  maybe you should keep digging and see what happens.  ’ ‘  these are two messed up weirdos who have found each other and it’s almost a shockingly beautiful love story.  ’ ‘  i don’t get it. i just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff i’ve done.  ’ ‘  ugh, this guy’s gross.  ’ ‘  it must’ve been fun to be a criminal in the 80′s.  ’ ‘  everything before the 80′s – just lawless.  ’ ‘  get your sunglasses ready because this one is packed full of bright stars.  ’ ‘  i’m good to go. i’m always ready, baby!  ’ ‘  it came true so she was actually warranted in all these fears.  ’ ‘  this would be like if you were eaten by a shark.  ’ ‘  i thought for a second we were talking about things that are actually scary.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna let this slide because i know you’re just trying to get a rise out of me.  ’ ‘  does that man have a magical penis or something?  ’ ‘  you think the only reason someone would go back to someone is because they have a magical penis?  ’ ‘  i feel like divorce is probably a lot of work.  ’ ‘  do you not know how love works?  ’ ‘  maybe i don’t know how love works.  ’ ‘  i have a hard time imagining someone going gaga over christopher walken.  ’ ‘  i bet when you get in a room with christopher walken, he commands the space.  ’ ‘  i brought some cocktail weenies.  ’ ‘  one of my greatest fears is that someone will trick me into doing heroin.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest fear i’ve ever heard in my life.  ’ ‘  how many situations can you be in that would put you up to that potential danger?  ’ ‘  how many parties are you going to where heroin’s involved? it seems like a lot.  ’ ‘  it’s the fear that someone would come up to me on the street and put heroin in me and then i’m hooked forever.  ’ ‘  here’s what must’ve happened… these forty things, in succession.  ’ ‘  what are you trying to do, fuck my wife?  ’ ‘  why would he make this up?  ’ ‘  he– he was just trying to fuck someones wife.  ’ ‘  i can’t imagine murdering someone even when drunk.  ’ ‘  when you drink you can imagine murdering someone?!  ’ ‘  i ate a pumpkin once when i was drunk… i just took a bite out of a pumpkin.  ’ ‘  that’s a rational fear!  ’ ‘  that is not a rational fear!  ’ ‘  these are the musings of a paranoid man.  ’

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

@mcltiple continued from here.

Truth be told, he was freaking out himself. 

Chris had the creatures controlled. Hell- He even had Larry controlled. But these new plant creatures? These had somehow spread around, causing them to randomly pop up in the cabins Jumanji style. 

And they were angry.

He couldn’t stand teenagers, but he didn’t want them dead, so he stepped closer in between the plant creature’s open jaws and Mike; glancing back at him. 

“Any ideas, kid?”  

[hxst-with-the-mxst]

"I've got good news and bad news. The good news: some of this blood is mine. The bad news: most of it is mine. And I'm going to pass out." (Gcthiicartist)

It was a lazy day, really. Chris decided not to shoot anything because Chef was sick, so he just gave the campers the day off. 

So why the hell did he just hear that sentence?

“What the fu- Gwen!”

Chris jumped up immediately, ushering the girl to sit down in the chair he was just lounging in. “What happened?!”

[autisticstarseed]

chris in season 1 when someone wont do a challenge: lol ok but u gotta wear a chicken hat

chris in season 8 when someone wont do a challenge probably: [cocks gun] 

[altertyped]

@hxst-with-the-mxst