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āSurprise bitches, I aināt dead yet.ā
Insert Doriane giving Maria a BIG hug! She missed her tiny, angry girlfriend!
Whatever angry rant she was in the middle of ceased almost as soon as she felt those arms around her and practically lift her up off the ground. Much like a cat who had just been picked up as such, she just kinda hung there, the oddest look of contentment upon her face.
this is nice.
āMan, fuck the policĆa. They canāt frame me for shit. Incompetent ass putas.ā
SendĀ āUm...ā for your muse to come upon my muse destroying something in a fit of anger.
āEvil on your mind,~Ā
Trouble at your feet,~āĀ
āLiving by the gun,~
The Devil's got you beat.~āĀ
āEvil on your mind,~āĀ
āTrouble at your feet,~āĀ
āLiving by the gun,~āĀ
āThe Devil... The Devil's got you beat~ā
When Maria would wake up from her ass-beating-induced coma, she'd find Doriane beside her. She was absolutely coated in bandages, so much so that she didn't need to wear a shirt, and her arm was in a sling. She was seated besides Maria, snoozing away. How sweet that she'd take the time needed to recover and instead opted to make sure everything was going smoothly on Maria's end.
It would be a few days at least until the hunter would stir, three, in fact. Having pushed herself so ridiculously far with such injuries with a stubbornness beyond even her normal levels of bullheadedness, it was considered a miracle that she was even still breathing. But on that third day, stir she did, eyes adjusting to the light of the room and a groan of pain leaving her lips as consciousness fully hit her. But the pain was a good sign. The pain was proof that she was still alive and that she had succeeded. She couldnāt wait to tell Dori the good news, that that monster had finally been laid low.As she blinked and her eyes adjusted, the form of another person caught her attention. Carefully shifting her gaze to her left, she couldnāt help a pained smile when she saw that it was just the woman in question. She looked so sweet just snoozing there, and the fact she was there meant her recovery must be coming along smooth. Good. It wouldnāt be worth it all in the end if Dori had beenā¦. No, she doesnāt want to think about that.She doesnāt say a word. She doesnāt want to wake up the peaceful slumber of her fellow hunter. Instead she takes a moment to try and see how bad her own injuries are. Like Dori, most of her body was covered in bandages from the various cuts and burns inflicted upon her in the midst of that fight. Her left leg was done up in a cast and suspended in the air, and a she could still feel painful bruising in her back from where she had been the unfortunate victim of the Behemothās ire and had been so brutally smashed into the ground of the Recess by the raging beast. It was going to be a good long while before she could move and hunt again, but, again it was all worth it.So she did her best to relax and turned her head as much as she could to face Doriane an watch her sleep, just waiting for the other woman to wake up.
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"Listen. These guys ain't too fond of you. They spoke of killing you before you left," he speaks only for her ears to hear. The pub's gone quiet since she entered. There's eyes on her, hidden behind cheap hats. Weapons waiting under disguises. Guts doesn't know what beef these men had with the strange woman. Perhaps she has a reputation he isn't aware of, but he's never one to pick the side with more numbers. The nod he gives says he intends to help her out. "Kill or die; what'll it be?"
No matter the place or how advanced or behind the times it was, it seems like there was still people who knew better than to trust someone asĀ āalienā as she was. Sure, if you discounted her odd ears and sharkās grin she could pass off as a normal person on the places that these humans always seemed to thrive on, but in the short time sheād been her she knew better than to think a simple disguise could mask her appearance. Horrible, hideous monsters roamed these lands and the people were no better. Someone like her could very easily be mistaken for one of the beasts in human form.Yet, here she was, drinking alone at the bar with hood drawn down, a simple leather cloak covering most of her short frame yet her pointed ears were on full display. That, plus the fact her appearance here had been less than clean, was the reason that most of the patrons here probably had a knife ready to plunge into her back.
She set down her drink after the stranger stopped speaking, wiping away the straggler drops left behind on her lips before they turned up into a slight grin.Ā āYou donāt mince words, do you ese?ā
She reached inside her cloak, hand resting on one of her pistols. Ammunition in a place like this would be hard to come by, sure, but she figured that she could always make a nice show of things and scare these backwater monkeys into submission. And if not? Well, she could always use a good bit of exercise.
āJust try not to die when the action starts.āAnd with that, she set a coin down on the bar and stood up, glancing back at the other patrons of the pub.
āWell,Ā niƱos? Are we gonna dance or are you all that scared of a little lady?ā
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Hey peeps, karp here! Just wanted to give a quick apology to those who I owe starters/replies for not getting to em yet, and letting you guys know that ill be getting to those shortly after procuring groceries and a hair cut. See ya soon!
Send me š for my muses reaction to seeing yours in underwear.
He Taketh It with His Eyes: Duty Completed.
A stillness had settled over the Elderās Recess after that final blast. Somehow, someway, they had all managed to stay alive. Survive. And in doing so, they had triumphed over the hulking beast that now lay still upon the ground before them.
Slowly, oh so slowly, Maria brought herself back to a standing position, the force from that final explosion having knocked her on her ass even with that massive stone cover. Everything hurt, everything ached. Already the adrenaline from the hunt was beginning to fade and allowed the pain to seep into every muscle and bone. It hurt to move. It hurt to stand. It hurt to breath.
But, it had been worth it.
With slow, stumbling steps, favoring her left leg, she approached the beast and pooled together what strength she had left to climb atop its massive body. Standing atop it, a smile began to pass over her lips. One hand rose up in victory, her gaze turning to the other hunters below.
They had done it.
They had won.
And then.... everything went black.
Sheās battered. Beaten. Bruised. Going through the camp, theres a notable limp in her left leg. She should have no right being up, walking around and attempting to fight this creature known as Behemoth.
And yet
Once more she sucks it up. Ignores the pain. Readies her gear and heads on out with others. Sheās not done yet. Not by a long shot.
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āā¦ā¦.ā Whatever this thing was, whatever it did, it was going to pay.
Maria had been among the first to arrive when Dori came stumbling through, nearly dead, from her recent trip to the Elderās Recess. And while she had said that it was off limits, there was no way in hell she was going to stand by while this thing was still alive. Not after what it did to Doriane.
Donning her best gear and gathering her favored weapons, Maria made her way out towards the center of the Trade Yard and climbed up upon the high perch the supply boy usually enjoyed. She let out a loud, shrill whistle, grabbing the attention of anyone and everyone who could hear.
āAlright! Listen up, an listen well! Something big is in the Recess and it nearly killed one of our own. I donāt know about you guys, but Iām not gonna sit around twiddling my thumbs til this thing decides to wander on this way an hurt even more of our people. SO. If any of you Hunters have got the stones to come with, Iām heading down to the Elderās Recess to put down this puta.ā
āAnd I aināt coming back without its head or on a stretcher.ā
āNow, WHOāS WITH ME?ā
He Taketh It with His Eyes (open MonHun World starter)
ā.......ā Whatever this thing was, whatever it did, it was going to pay.
Maria had been among the first to arrive when Dori came stumbling through, nearly dead, from her recent trip to the Elderās Recess. And while she had said that it was off limits, there was no way in hell she was going to stand by while this thing was still alive. Not after what it did to Doriane.
Donning her best gear and gathering her favored weapons, Maria made her way out towards the center of the Trade Yard and climbed up upon the high perch the supply boy usually enjoyed. She let out a loud, shrill whistle, grabbing the attention of anyone and everyone who could hear.
āAlright! Listen up, an listen well! Something big is in the Recess and it nearly killed one of our own. I donāt know about you guys, but Iām not gonna sit around twiddling my thumbs til this thing decides to wander on this way an hurt even more of our people. SO. If any of you Hunters have got the stones to come with, Iām heading down to the Elderās Recess to put down this puta.ā
āAnd I aināt coming back without its head or on a stretcher.ā
āNow, WHOāS WITH ME?ā
sapphirestar-hunters replied to your post: maria's got style. maria's got grace. this...
Excuse you, Mariaās got an amazing face. In fact, Dorianeās gonna prove that by peppering Mariaās face with smooches.
oh my god dori stahp that thats super gay
not like sheās complaining, the little attention ho.
maria's got style. maria's got grace. this mercenary......has a funny face
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//šššMaria's got spunk. Maria's got character. Maria's someone who doesn't take any shit from anyone, and she's tougher than nails. At the same time she can be a real sweetheart when she wants to be; basically she has the best bits and pieces of both worlds.
TOO NICE. TOO MANY NICE WORDS. THANK.
thank you for loving this trash baby tho for real i try my best ;w;