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autistic, very gay and very dumb critter, 25 give or take 5

[hyblup]

*almost starts responding to ragebait*

"wait nevermind I don't give a shit"

[therealmickeycavs]

We will all have Michaelplastics in our bloods, and there's not much really to do about this, so let's just be Michaels now

[hyblup]

Michael, Michael Michael Michael

(me if I were a Pokemon)

[hyblup]

Ah yes, the good ol' tactic of turning the ball over, then getting the ball back when the other team is in their attacking zone

[hyblup]

Oh nooo my train is delayed (he says, unphased, as he has to wait for a train interchange regardless)

[fov2025joeywalker]

he just does that sometimes

[chaedder]

Cats are so

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[pearlywater]

girl is tortured relentlessly (forced to get out of comfy bed)

[hyblup]

My sleepy ass almost accidentally opened tho Calculator app when trying to google something

[thisisdarkesq]

I’ve come to really love and appreciate the Xatu line, so I drew a bunch of Natus! They are so cute and round, I want to squeeze one so badly and keep it in my pocket.

[chaedder]

lil guy

[hyblup]

When Miss Trunchbull went "Why are all these women married?!", I thought "To each other?"

[hyblup]

Just called magnolia, Mongolia 😭😭😭

[hyblup]

Get a keyboard your friends can't use :D

[hyblup]

^ the evil voice in my head

[hyblup]

Get a keyboard your friends can't use :D

[myriapoda-1306]

One time last year I went to buy something sweet after a long day and the casheer asked me, cash or card. I wanted to say card, but I was almost falling asleep so for some reason I just fumbled "bzzz" (It wasn't in english, so there were both b and z in the centence "I'll pay by card"). My brain was like "wait, that's not what I wanted to say", so I tried again and again it was just "bz... bzzz...".

The casheer was like : "(sigh)... card?". I just nodded, paid, took my sweet treat and left without saying a single human word.

I felt like a bee

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[hyblup]

It's fun to just google things with fucked grammar just knowing it will understand