Dax Jackson's Blog

Writer of many books, none published

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so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood?

is there a forest of penises? a penis forest?

[virgjn-deactivated20140527]

glad this is what i’ll be remembered for

[snorlaxatives]

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

[radicalgrandpaa]

swiggity swever that’s the

WRONG LEVER

[hybridsoul2013]

What the hell is this masterpiece

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[pardonmewhileipanic]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

[casey-jane-lewis]

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

[absolutebisaster]

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets

[hybridsoul2013]

Planets? Whatever blows your bubble, man.

[f4iry-bread]

 I’m not even that obsessed… 

[hybridsoul2013]

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[disneyisinmyblood]

Don’t deny this is the most badass thing

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I will always reblog this when it appears on my dash it is the law

[magical-moonlight-margaritas]

AND ITS KINDA HOT TOO CUZ LIKE WHEN HAS HE EVER SHOWN THOSE GUYS ANY ANGER LIKE HE DIDNT GIVE A SHIT WHAT THEY DID TO HIM OR TO ANYONE BUT THE SECOND THEY PUT RAPUNZELS LIFE IN DANGER HE BECOMES A FUCKING SAMURAI AND ESCAPES THE GUARDS HOLD AND SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE AROUND HIM

[hybridsoul2013]

A samurai? Whatever blows your bubble, man.

[fake]

CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION

[nohetero]

no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging

[hybridsoul2013]

Ouch

[unsolve]

the real winner

[hybridsoul2013]

High altitude

[dutchster]

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

[hybridsoul2013]

That last one oh my god

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why is he holding a bass

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Mikey would like us to know that though he is a hrd core bassist, he also has a sensitive side that enjoys the beauty of nature

[pencey]

mikey’s a little bitch

[hybridsoul2013]

Everyone hates Mikey...poor Mikey

[completionist-beil]

When my favorite show finishes downloading, … you bet im fucking watching it no matter what.

[hybridsoul2013]

NEVER STOP

[poryqon]

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

[hybridsoul2013]

Natural selection: I GOT YO NUMBAH NIGGA

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i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

[hybridsoul2013]

HEADBANGING FOLK

[hungryghoast]

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when u make a mistake

[hybridsoul2013]

Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!

Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.

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[snorelaks]

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.