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Incorrect Once Upon a Time Quotes
āLook what youāre doing again. Youāre doing that thing where you fancy me, and youāre pretending not to in front of everyone.ā
Mr. Hyde to Regina, probably.
Hyde: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I donāt really care about them.
Regina: Thatās a genius move.
Hyde: Thank you.
Regina: Youāre welcome... Edmund.
Hyde: [smiles proudly]
Send me Hyde Queen scenarios and Iāll write drabbles (or longer fics, if Iām super inspired) about them!!
āAll women are at least 30% attracted to me. Jekyll cried the day he created me because he knew he could never be better than me. I feel like Iām the Paris of people. Iām exquisite.ā
Mr. Hyde, probably.
I would never say that my wife is a bitch and I donāt like her. Regina is a bitch and I like her so. Much.
Hyde
āIām in love. Her name is Regina. Sheās beautiful. She threw a fireball at me.ā
Mr. Hyde, probably.
Hyde: Itās a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Regina.
Regina: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!
Hyde: ā¦Good lordā¦
Ship Memes, Part 2: Outlaw Hyde Queen (Split!EQ/Wish!Robin/Hyde)
(Asked by @baldeviejayloshumagilonnie, but Iām posting them all separately since the ask would be really long).
Send me a ship and I will rate it:
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies
and answer:
Who is the most affectionate?: All three of them tend to be disgustingly affectionate with each other.
Big spoon/Little spoon?: Instead of spooning, these three tend to lie next to each other while still cuddling, or Regina will sleep on top of either Hyde or Robin.
Most common argument?: Theyāre all a bit questionable, but their relationship tends to be pretty solid.
Favorite non-sexual activity?: Talking shit about people, watching shitty reality TV.
Who is most likely to carry the other?: Both Hyde and Robin can and willĀ carry Regina.
Nicknames?: Robin calls Hyde āEddieā which annoys him to no end (at least at first). Regina gets called āGinaā or āYour Majestyā by both Hyde and Robin.
Who worries the most?: Regina and Hyde worry about Robin when he goes out hunting alone.
Who tops?: Regina.
Who initiates kisses?: Theyāre all pretty bold, so it could be any of them.
Who wakes up first?: Robin, then Regina, then Hyde.
Who says I love you first?: Hyde and Robin both say it to Regina first. Robin says it to Hyde first.
Hyde Queen for the two most recent ship memes please?
Send me a ship and I will rate it:
notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / (one of) my otp(s) babbies
and answer:
Who is the most affectionate?: In public, Hyde. In private, itās pretty much equal.
Big spoon/Little spoon?: Hyde is the big spoon, Regina is the little spoon.
Most common argument?: Usually itāll have something to do with one of them feeling insecure about their (past) villainy.
FavouriteĀ non-sexual activity?: Watching bad reality shows and soap operas, judging everyone.
Who is most likely to carry the other?: Hyde can (and will) carry Regina whenever possible.
Nicknames?: Hyde calls Regina āYour Majestyā, āGinaā, and āmy love/dearā. Regina doesnāt really do pet names, but sheās the only person to call Hyde by his first name.
Who worries the most?: They both worry about each other, however Hyde shows it more.
Who tops?: Regina (most of the time)
Who initiates kisses?: Either of them.
Who wakes up first?: Regina.
Who says I love you first?: Regina.
Who believes in love at first sight?: Hyde. He may be a (former) villain, but heās a hopeless romantic.
Who started liking the other first?: Hyde started liking Regina first. Regina was certainly attracted to Hyde from the beginning, but she didnāt like him.
Who is more likely to suggest a romantic, candle-lit dinner?: Either of them.
Whoās behind the wheel more often during road trips?: Regina.
Who sets up the tent and who gathers firewood during a camping trip?: They donāt go camping, they think theyāre too fancy.
Who hooks bait during a fishing trip? who catches more fish?: See the above question.
Who insists on learning how to ballroom dance?: Hyde already knows how.
Who goes all out on the otherās birthday?: Both.
Who sings louder while cooking? while showering?: Hyde, for both.
Who teases the other for said singing?: Regina. Though she actually really likes hearing Hyde sing.
Who insists on checking their zodiac sign compatibility every so often?: Neither.
Who drags the other to fortune tellers at fairs?: Neither.
Who would carry who over the doorstep of a new home?: Hyde, of course.
Drabble Challenge! #1 - 150
Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. Try to keep up! Expect a TON of requests!
Take the long way around
Can you shut up for five minutes, please???
Heās been gone for quite a while
I canāt see anything.
I heard a noise.
Scary movies are for chumps.
Youāve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.
The floor is lava.
Whereās my food?
I bet you feel like an artist
Did you ever clean the attic?
Can I be of assistance?
Get out of the way before I murder you.
I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship
Youāre breaking my heart, babe.
Cry me a river.
Build a bridge.
Get over it.
Another credit card?!
Itās just rain, you arenāt gonna melt!
Whenās the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?
I donāt know why I married you.
Have you ever lied to me?
If I trip over one more of your shoes, Iām throwing them all away.
Arenāt you supposed to be the adult?
Iām stuck! Help me!
I swear, Iām not scared.
What do you think a cupholder is for?
You know when your phone buzzes, it means Iām trying to talk to you, right?
Turn that sh*t off!!!!
Whenās that last time we went on a date?
I thought you didnāt like cats?
The doorās locked.
Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)
Iāll just tell your mom on you.
I thought you were nice.
I had a dream about you.
I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit
What color do you like better?
Am I your husband or your taxi service?
Take notes, sweetheart.
This is where you impress me, right?
Pick up lines only work when Iām drunk.
I canāt believe you didnāt remember
If that makes me a child, so be it.
I could beat you up, you know that right?
Would it kill you to help people?
I bet you canāt go 24 hours without cussing.
But, I said I love you.
Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?
Iām not weird, youāre just basic.
Just sleep with one eye open, thatās all Iām saying
Take off your shirt.
Whyās there a pregnancy test in the trash?
Way to go, kid.
I found the candles, weāll be alright.
We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.
Youāre never this quiet, whatās wrong?
ā¦or we could make outā¦.
I said āI HAVE AN IDEA!ā
Down the hall, second door on the left.
I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.
Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.
Are you even human?
Weāll talk later.
K.
Iām afraid.
I thought there was time.
Can you just leave me alone?
Iāll carry it.
Weāre not āfineā.
Are you really taking his side right now?
I like proving you wrong.
Girls canāt drive, plain and simple.
Who are you?
I think you need stitches
Must be a coincidence
Can you be romantic for once?
This is your fault by the way.
Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.
Excuse me for falling in love with you.
I have fans. More fans than you to be exact. Ā
I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.
I knew youād be mad.
If you die, Iām going to kill you.
Youāve never smoked anything in your life.
You gave me a black eye.
Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.
What if it sinks?
Birds canāt fly without wings.
Sorry Iām protective over the things I love.
That SOOO classifies as a date.
No backsies.
Youāre an idiot. I married an idiot.
I never liked it, I lied.
Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.
Are you trying to flirt? Because, youāre embarrassing yourself.
Remember when we were dating and you _____
Be brave, sweetheart.
Iām sorry, but that was adorable.
You donāt hate me, quit lying to yourself.
You hear that? Thatās the sound of my awesomeness.
Sheās my daughter, I can read her diary.
Thatās a fact, Jack.
Actually, I couldnāt care less.
I try my best.
Doesnāt make a difference to me anyways.
Iām glad youāre mine.
You look pretty good for your age.
You passed out for like an hour.
Delete it. Now.
Youāre a jerk.
Are you high?
No, youāre MY bitch.
Ew ew ew. Youāre so gross.
Spare change for the poor and lonely.
Sheās 6, how can she scare you?
Whenās the last time we ______
Heās spoiled rotten.
I canāt stay long.
Thereās nothing we can do.
Do you ever stop smiling?
Step aside and watch a pro.
Never give him stuff like that!
Youāre the one who left it laying around.
Iām a lucky girl. Iāll admit that.
Teach me how to play?
Itās called a prank.
Well, youāre a prick.
Good, I hope you feel bad.
You have cold, youāre not dying.
I have reasons. You wouldnāt get it.
I hope you have a cold shower.
You donāt mean that.
Sing to me, please.
Did you enjoy yourself last night?
Why do they behave for you?
Stop making your own rules.
Donāt open an umbrella in the house.
You know what happens when you assume things.
Thatās open for discussion.
Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.
Be serious for two minutes, please.
I cheated.
Whatās the biggest lie you ever told?
Pillows are over-rated.
Zombies arenāt real, I promise.
Are we lost or do you know where we are?
We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.
*Make up your own*
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āIāve decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.ā
Hyde to Regina, probably.
Random Hyde Queen headcanons because Iām trash
(Some of these are just headcanons Iāve posted separately and Iām just compiling them here)
Hyde has called ReginaĀ āYour Majestyā in bed many times.
Sometimes when Hyde is concentrating on something, heāll quietly sing to himself (Sam Witwerās an amazing singer), and Regina loves to listen to it. Though of course, she wonāt admit it or ask him to sing for her properly.
Hyde kisses Regina on the forehead all the time, and it makes Regina super flustered every time, which embarrasses her to no end.
When Hyde decides he wants to propose, he plans a huge, elaborate proposal with a fancy dinner and makes such a big deal⦠only for Regina to casually ask him to marry her earlier in the day. Of course he couldnāt be too disappointed, because the night still ended with them getting engaged.
Hyde almost never gets sick, but when he does heās really annoying about it. Heās just whining and being all dramatic, heās got a cold but heās like āwhen will the sweet release of death take meā. Regina just rolls her eyes and has to call Dr. Whale to tell him that heās not going to die.
Both of them are super competitive, to an almost scary degree. Any game that they might play ends up superĀ heated. Think of the scene from the Model UN episode of Parks and Rec:
Hyde: Itās a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Regina!
Regina: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!
Hyde: ā¦Good lord.
While Regina thinks Hyde looks really good in his suits, she thinks he looks even betterĀ in regular, modern day clothes.
They have a really over-the-top, fancy wedding, which was almost entirely planned by Hyde. He was a bit of a⦠whatever the male equivalent of a bridezilla is (groomzilla??).
When baby Angelica is born, itās hard to tear Hyde from his little daughter. Heās very protective of her, and also proud of every one of her accomplishments, no matter how small they seem to others.
One night when Angelica woke up crying, Hyde went to take care of her, and the next morning Regina noticed he hadnāt come back to bed. She found him asleep on a chair in the babyās room, with Angelica sound asleep resting on his chest.
Regina: *exists*
Hyde:
Random Hyde Queen headcanon: Hyde has called ReginaĀ āYour Majestyā in bed many times.
Send me Hyde Queen scenarios and Iāll write drabbles (or longer fics, if Iām super inspired) about them!!
Hyde Queen + Star Wars AU: Regina is the apprentice of the notorious Sith Lord, Rumplestiltskin. Initially, Hyde intends to kill her and take her place, but instead they team up to kill Rumplestiltskin, and Hyde becomes Reginaās apprentice.