Crack Ships Ahoy!

Hi friends! Áine is the name, crackships and rarepairs are the game! Ablog dedicated to all the weird and wonderful rare pairs of ouat. No ship too small! I want to make this a positive environment, so let's try to keep the bashing to a minimum, shall we? Feel free to jump into my askbox and squee over your ship! I follow from newyearsswifts. NB: I am not the biggest fan of Regina, Rumple or Neal, so if you want to ask about ships involving them, go ahead, but be warned the answer may not be the one you're looking for, but I'll still happily post those ships if you ask.

[storybrookesrarepairs]

Hope: Bad news; I locked my keys in the house.

Hope: Good news; we did not have to wait for a locksmith.

Hope: Bad news; Robin is now very concerned as to why I know how to pick locks and I didn't want to tell her I picked it up because I thought it would impress cute girls.

Hope: Good news; a cute girl saw me do it!

Hope: Bad news; the cute girl was Melody and he's already seen me trip over my own feet and fall down the stairs and then walk face-first into a wall. She'll never think I'm cool.

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Hope being a helpless lesbian and posting pictures of her mermaid girlfriend, featuring the other gays

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Hope: Apparently at some point when Melody and I were flirting but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how I felt about pet names, to which I replied, “Well, you have to call them something.”

Hope: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is a testament to my girlfriend’s patience.

Robin: Your girlfriend is moronsexual.

Hope: Please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :(

Hope: Wait

[queenofglassbeliever]

Candy Rain aesthetic

[queenofglassbeliever]

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Drizella/Lily is still a god tier ship and I'd die for them

[queenofglassbeliever]

Gay OTPs

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Hope: You guys! Melody has been broken up with Jane for over a month why hasn't she asked me out yet?

Gideon: I don't know but I wish you'd keep talking about it.

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Hope:So Melody, what's your type?

Melody: A bit shorter than me, red hair, a sweetheart once you get to know them, protective, stupid as hell and good at swordfighitng.

Hope: Huh that sounds just like me....

Melody:

Hope: Too bad I'm not a boy.

Melody: I said stupid, right?

Robin: Yeah.

Melody: Just checking.

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Concept: Liam and Elsa going to Pride together and sharing the one ace pride flag.

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Lucas: I miss you.

Gideon: You saw me an hour ago.

Lucas: I know but still...

Gideon: I saw you yesterday.

Lucas: I know but still...

Gideon: You're literally sitting right next to me.

Lucas: I know but still!

[konako]

“Be safe.”

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John, bursting into the room: Ah ha! You two are kissing!

Wendy: We are? Bae, why didn't you tell me, I'd have put my book down.

[thesschesthair]

[stark-park]

“Yeah that was not my best.” Rogers sighed.

Sabine gave a little sigh too, before she looked up and smirked: “Title of your sex tape.”

[thesschesthair]

YYYYYAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!

[storybrookesrarepairs]

John: Wow it must be so nice having a boyfriend.

Wendy: Baelfire isn't my boyfriend.

John: Ha! I never mentioned a name!

Wendy: fUCK-

[someonewith-a-blog]

Wendy(about baelfire): It’s a shame. He was much cuter when he was younger.

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Emma, drunk as fuck, pointing at Killian and Belle: Woo! That's my boyfriend and girlfriend, suckers!

Belle: We're your wife and husband, Emma.

Emma: Wife and husband? Even better!