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Black mirror seas 3 ep 4

This is one of my absolute favorite episodes, it’s starts out with this pretty lady, she’s standing in a club clearly waiting for someone but she meets this other girl. They talk and hit it off. We find out later that the lady she meets can’t to commitment and be in a relationship because other ones she’s been it have been really bad and sad. They fight and she doesn’t see her for weeks. Soon they meet again and she tells her that she wants her to stay where they are forever and get married. It the shows the lady in the beginning but as an old lady making the decision to stay in san junipero and stay in love with her girlfriend. This episode made me so heckin happy and I hope it also makes you happy!

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 6

This episode is about this girl who had to charge her car so she goes to this museum to waste some time. She then meets this guy who who starts telling story’s about all the exhibits there. One that stood out to me was one about how you can transfer someone’s mind into your own when they die. That’s what this couple did when the wife died the husband got her in her head. Soon getting sick of her and moving her to a monkey for their kid. At the end of the episode we find out the pain attraction was this mad who murdered these people but when he dies his memory’s and his self was extracted and put into a computer as the attraction. People could electrocute him and torture him for a certain amount of seconds. When the got to it we found out the lady was his daughter and killed the museum man and took his memory’s and put it in the computer guys brain and electrocuted him past the time limit breaking the computer but leaving the guy in eternal pain. She leaves the museum, sets it on fire in the most least obvious way so she wouldn’t get caught and we find out that the mom who killed herself was in the daughters brain. This whole episode was a whirlwind of feelings that I cannot describe with words. Watch this episode, there are so many references to older older episodes in the show.

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 5

This episode didn’t really have a lot in it? It started out with these three people driving together and they get to a wearhouse. One guy is trying to hyjack a truck to drive while the other two are getting something for someone. He guy inside gets hit by a bullet and dies while she gets hit by a tracker. She runs out and tells the other guy they need to go. They dive for 5 minutes before he’s killed and she’s left on her own. The next 20 minutes is her running from the dog thing that’s trying to kill her. She then finds this house with a car and breaks in to find the keys. The dog is able to find her because she cut the tracker out of her leg and left a trail of blood. In the house she finds a gun and shoots he robot. The robot dies but before it fully dies it shoots out trackers all into her. She does into the bathroom to take them all out but one hit her throat so she can’t. She messages the group she’s leaving begins and then kills herself. We find out at the end of the episode that the replacement she was trying to find was a teddy bear for a guy who was going to die. This episode was short. And not very interesting.

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 4

I liked this one because it reminded me of my relationship a lot. It starts out this this guy waiting for this blind date with someone a machine set up for him. She gets there and immediately hit it off and like each other. After dinner they get to the place where they’re staying and instead of having sex they just lay there and hold hands because of this new device that helps find your “soul mate” they only had 19 hours. I’m the morning the part ways and get into another longer relationship with people they both hate. Once the break up they meet again but the guy messes it all up by checking the time before she does and 5 years turns into 20 hours which is really sad. Then after the break up and are in a lot of one night stand relationships they find their soul mate but get to say goodbye first. They run away and compete the simulation where it goes to real life to see real them standing there on a dating app where they’re about to meet. This episode is really really good so watch it.

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 3

I also didn’t really like this episode, it was very stressful. It starts out with this lady meeting this man, they hit it off and her drunk and high. On a drive to somewhere, while intoxicated they hit and kill a biker. They then throw the body and the bike into the ocean to be forgotten about for 9 years. The dude then finds her in a hotel after a conference and tells her that he wants to write the wife what happened. She fights him on it and then when he tries to leave she kills him. After a while she takes him to a construction place and throws him down a hole where his body is now incinerated. She goes home distraught and her husband tells her to be at her sons play at 7:30. We meet a new lady who has a 1 year old son and a husband, she’s an insurance investigator trying to find out details for an accident that happened with a pizza machine and a guy who broke his arm. She then goes to the lady we already knew with a machine that can see your memory’s, she find out that she killed 2 people and then tries to leave but the lady kills her too. Then goes to her house and kills her husband and blind child. At the very end of the episode they hook up the machine to the guinea pig and find out everything he saw. She gets arrested and the episode ends. This episode stressed me so much that It made me not like the episode.

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 2

I am not going to talk a lot about this one because it actually made me cry, I hated it. This episode is about this mother who installs this device in her 3 year old daughter to monitor her every movement and see everything she sees. She blocks her vision from things that stress her which resulted in her being a really sheltered child. Soon she grows up to be 15 and her mom sees her having sex with someone and doing drugs and behind her back she tells the dude to break up with her or she’ll leak the video of them having sex. At the end of the episodes we find out the mom kills her baby before it was even developed and the girl gets mad and hits her with the device she used watch her for years and knocks her out. She then runs away and the mom is left crying and trying to get her back. I absolutely hated this episode because maybe it resembled part of my life but I’m not sure. I just don’t recommend the watch. Watch it at your own risk.

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Black mirror seas 4 ep 1

This episode is about this guy who starts out working at this company named after this ship from an old show called space fleet. After he’s done his job he goes home to play a game exactly like that and but with coworkers from his work and take out his anger on them. The next day he comes in and there’s a new employee and they chat for a bit and she asks nice to him but by the end of the day a lady tells her not to be too nice to him or he’ll get “starey.” When she leaves he stays in gets out of his office and takes her coffee cup home to her her DNA to add it to he game. She then is added and tries to figure out a way to get out. Soon there is this update wormhole that they try to get out from. In game her contacts realife her to get everything piece of DNA he has and destroy it. Real life her does the job and then game her gets them to the worm hole and the man playing the game is now stuck forever in his game and the fake players are safe. I didn’t really like this episode but that just my opinion. Still watch it tho

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Black mirror seas 3 ep 6

This episode is so good, it starts out with this lady speaking at a trial, we don’t know what she’s done wrong we just know she’s there. It then goes back to her days later in her house. She’s just sat down and started watching tv about this lady everyone now hate because she said some bad stuff about certain people. She gets a call to go to a crime scene, we now know she’s a detective. They find her body on the ground, slashed throat and gouged put head. They think the husband may have killed her, but it didn’t make sense because his stomach was slashed. We then learn that she killed herself because she sounded like she was in agonizing pain. The go to the autopsy and find a bee in her brain, a bee from the beginning of the episode that helps the economy. The episode then shows this rapper guy who was also killed because he called a little kid bad a dancing on tv. He went to get a scan of his brain when what was in his brain magnetically shot out and killed him. It was the same bee. The finally track where the bees are made and go to the place to only find out that what ever is hacking them is killing because of a hashtag and whoever is at the top of that hashtag they get killed, and the next person to die was a lady pretending to pee on a memorial. They take her to a safe house and try to protect her. But she dies in the detectives arms after every single bee gets hacked and goes for her to kill. It then goes back to the trial when they start talking about her partner and what happened to her. She killed herself after the insedent because she blamed it on herself. This episode is so good!!! Watch it all in one sitting or it won’t make sense at all.

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Black mirror seas 3 ep 5

This one is about this army group who go and kill these things weird things called roaches. They go and try to save this little village from them. The go to a building and find a lot of them. The main guy gets this might shawn in his face, it’s messes him up for a while till he sees roaches and realized that they aren’t the ugly creature everyone sees them as, they just humans like the rest of them but everyone hypnotized and can’t see it. He then gets found after hitting his teammate and she takes him back and contains him. He then finds out the truth of everyone and is stuck in an eternal world of sadness but he doesn’t realize it. This episode wasn’t very interesting to me till the very end. Watch it tho.

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Black mirror seas 3 ep 3

This episode starts off with this guy working at a restaurant, he chases a kid to give them their drawing they left. After work you see him go home, mad at his sister for taking his laptop without his permission. He then goes into his room to fix the virus it has and to masterbate. What he doesn’t know is that there is someone watching. Once he’s done they message him and tell him if he doesn’t do what he tells them he’ll leak the video of him jackin’ it off. He then goes to work in the morning, tells the manager he’s feeling super sick and leaves. He then bikes 5 miles to the top of a parkade in 45 minutes to get a delivery. He takes it to this old man in a hotel room. They team up or the mysterious man will leak both their secrets. They then drive to a bank, they rob the bank. The old man now has to break his car and the kid has to go to a location. He gets there and has to fight to the death so the vid doesn’t get leaked. Later what he doesn’t realized is that the secret person leaked everyone’s video and you find out he didn’t want it leaked because he was masterbating to children. This episode was really gross because pedophiles are gross. Watch it tho.

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Black mirror seas 3 ep 2

this episode is about this man who leaves his house early in the morning. His mom tries to call hi  but he doesnt answer and say hes at work. soon it shows him on a plain, we dont know where hes going or why he left. soon hes landed in Australia, now we know hes traveling. he keeps moving from different places but hes getting lonely. he then meets this girl from a dating app. they sleep together and his mom calls him. She tells him to call his mom back before it gets too late. I think it was quite smart to show that he actually felt something for her so it can foreshadow for later in the episode. Soon after the whole house ordeal with the two of them he goes to buy a plane ticket back to home, but his card won’t go though and it will take weeks for them to figure out how much money he didn’t send. So he goes to this place where they start this experiment on him. They take him to this house where they’ll track his fears and how the prototype is doing. Soon after a while in the house the lady he had one night stand with is there and she’s trying to get him out but he’s denying, knowing she’s a figment of his imagination. She stabs him, and then he kills her. They think that’s he’s insane because he said that he felt the pain of the knife, even though it was impossible. They try to get him out as soon as possible before he rips out the machine in his head and dies. Once he’s out he gets the money to go home, he sees his mom and she try’s calling him to make sure he’s safe, when we realize that it was all in his head and he died when he mom made the call. This episode really stressed me because there was so much going on at once that it just scrambled my brain. Reccomended that you watch it though.

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Black mirror seas 3 ep 1

This episode is about this lady who tried to build her ratings. She does everything she can to get to a five from where shes at. she’ll post picture and rate everyone 5 starts so they can rate her back. she later gets a phone call from her old friends, asking to go to her wedding. She takes the opportunity because everyone there is over 4.5 in their ratings. she goes to someone to help get her ratings up before the wedding but it takes a lot of time. when she gets to the airport they tell her shes going to miss her plane. she starts being rude and her rating goes down a lot. she then drives to the wedding in anger and breaks in. she starts reading a speech she everyone vote her  super bad and her rating goes down to a 1. she leaves and meats this lady who never gets ratings because she doesnt care because all she wants to do is live her life without care. this episode stressed me a lot, watch it. 

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Black mirror seas 2 ep 4

This episode is good, it’s a long one but I’m glad I watched it all in one sitting. It starts out with a man waking up in his bed with Christmas music playing in the bathroom. He walks out and starts having a conversation with this man, they apparently know each other but we don’t know who any of them are. The man we meet second starts talking about what he used to do before he came to the place they are now, we learn he helped men get ladies. But there was one specific guy that he was talking about that I guess stood out to him. This guy comes to a Christmas work party where he didn’t actually work at. He meets this woman that he thinks he likes. They separately go into a room to talk, she starts talking about how she used to do drugs. Soon they go back to her place and she offers him a drink and to go into the bedroom. Soon she comes back with a weird substance,, she drinks it and forces him to as well. What ever was in the drink is making him bleed internally. He dies and then she dies. It does back to the place with the two guys, they talk a little longer, soon getting into another conversation about what he did as an actual job after what happened with the guy. Soon it shows this woman laying in a hospital bed getting ready for a surgery when it sounds like shes waking up. It goes into the next scene where the same guy from before is sitting in a chair talking to what sounds like the lady in the hospital bed. He then explains to her what shes meant to do, she freaks out then he mutes her. she wakes up and gets the gist of what shes meant to do and does her job eternally. It then goes on to talk about what the other mans life was like before he came to this place. He had a wife and it shows them out drinking together with friends, they move to his apartment to have dinner. Their other friends leave and he starts to clean up. he spills the trash and finds a pregnancy test. He goes into her room, ready to talk about the future with her. She then talks about how she doesnt want the baby and tried to kill it, he gets upset and yells at her and she mutes him. he spends the next few years in agony, seeing her and seeing that she kept the baby, all he wanted was to see his baby. soon he starts stalking them. Going to her dads house but staying out of sight. After years of going one day at his house, weeks since he’s gone, he sees on the news that she has died. He goes to her dads house and sees that his kid looks just like his friend, realizing that she cheated on him, thats why she didnt want to keep it. after some confrontation with her father he kills him. then it goes back to the one man, all this time he was trying to get him to confess of the murder of her dad, which he did. i recommend watching this episode all at once, treat it like a movie because its worth it.  

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Black mirror seas 2 ep 3

I’m not going to talk a lot about this episode, I hated it. I think the whole episode was stupid. It’s just about the failed commedian bear named Waldo who everyone wants to run for prime minister. At the end of the episode it shows that he does in fact win the election. I get the premis of the episode, and about how our election is like. But I never want to watch the episode again and I do not recommend it.

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Black mirror seas 2 ep 2

This episode really confused me in the beginning. It’s starts out with a bunch of flashes of just someone’s memory for a total of 10 seconds, leading to this lady waking up in pain. She has bandages on her wrists, there’s a weird symbol on the tv and pills on the floor. At this point I’m thinking she was kidnapped, but the house was empty so it didn’t make any sense. Soon it shows her look at a calendar, giving you some sense of time period. She then picks up a picture of a little girl, maybe it’s her daughter?? No ones sure, but when she sees the picture she gets a flash image of something. At this point I’m super confused on what’s going on but continues to watch. Next it shows people video taping her and not helping which makes me thing that either she’s done something wrong or their minds aren’t okay. A little later in the episode someone starts to chase and shoot at her, leading her to meet these two people. 20 minutes of them running they meet this man offering to give them a ride. At a certain point he’s baggering her about how she knows him from somewhere, making me think that he’s a bad guy. This episode is super confusing to me because so much is doing on and I’m not getting a change to think. After over half the episode is over they’re finally giving you some insite on who this random lady is. And at the end of the episode they finally tell you that she kidnapped a little kid and murdered her, and everyone in the whole town is making her relive the same moment over and over instead of putting her in jail. This episode isn’t fully essential to watch but i enjoyed it so maybe you will?

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Black mirror seas 2 ep 1

This episode made me cry, it’s explained so well what’s it’s like to lose someone you loved so much. In the beginning they’re seen at a gas station, he’s on his phone clearly very distracted (woaH foreshadowing????). Before they leave he is told to put is phone in the glove box so he’s not glued to it the whole ride home, they have a conversation and then go to sleep. The next morning he has to go to a meeting, he’ll be back by 2:00pm, he doesn’t come home. That’s where the drama ramps up!. Where is he? What one is it?? Is he coming home??? We’re left in the dark. The next scene the police are at the door, leading to her in a car coming back from a funeral. That’s where I started crying. Through when the episode started to 10 minutes in it made you connected enough to the character that it means something when he died. The whole point of the episode is that’s he’s trying to grieve with her husbands death and there’s a software that can help, it mimicks him, makes the person using it think that they’re really there when in reality they aren’t. Through the whole episode she’s chatting with someone who she wishes were her husband, until she comes with the realization that it isn’t ever going to be him. At one point in the episode you figure out she’s pregnant, and by the end of the episode you see her daughter and notice she looked just like him. She never tells her that the person she’s taking to in the end is really her dad. The whole episode is really good and it is recommend that you it.

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Black mirror seas 1 ep 3

This episode was so good. i really like how they have the aspect of being able to look back on the past as much as they want. It gives that feeling that there’s something important coming up that should be looked back on, it keeps me watching. What kinda confused me was Jonas, i get now from watching the episode that hes really important but while watching he just didn’t seem the part. One thing that caught my eye was how awkward Liam was the whole time. Like he knew something was wrong that no one else knew but him. In the whole episode there is a lot of foreshadowing from the beginning where he keeps checking back on memories to his wife and what she did back on vacation for a month with a “guy”. The part where they come home late and the baby sitter is there I feel wasn’t really an important part of the episode to me. I see how it could be because it shows how bad his temper can get, but it wasn’t really necessary scene. What really shocked me was when he went to Jonas’ apartment and threatened to kill him if he didn’t erase any memory he has of his wife, which led into the moment where he finds out his wife cheated and is still currently cheating on him. This whole episode was one of my favorites and I really recommend watching it.