again 🙄

khat • 37 • afg american dreams of dc rp & collapse of us empire intolerant of ai & hater of anyone right of left 💖

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[raviolireptile]

He’s literally only 70 years old. That’s nothing!

Stills below the cut lol

[nick-nonya]

it is the goal of all ui designers to instill misery in those who lack the surgeon's precision

[nick-nonya]

illl fucjing do it

[shrugsinchinese]

Wishing everyone a very Happy Earth Day with Stratt, who always put Earth first! 🌏🌱

[stealthetrees]

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

[nikoisme]

The beach is always changing. You could go to the same spot every day, you're always looking at a different beach.

[horsewheelie]

I'm never going to hell

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

you're like that guy from the mummy

[inwardhardar]

[infectiouspiss]

i will begin misusing the mature content label if i have to. this post? only for adults. because i said so.

[dailybuglebunny]

Realest post fucking ever

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[thekneezbeezz]

rocky really ate him up here. i fear

[hannrum]

Fake variant for Absolute Batman 21

[scarlct-vvitch]

i love project hail mary (and andy weir in general) so goddamn much because the overwhelming message, the one that you hear over and over again, is that it is always possible for things to get better. there is always a solution to be found. there is always someone who will help you. there are always friends, always answers, always a reason to keep going even when it seems so hopeless and terrible and lonely. and every time you hear that message you're like yeah. i know. sometimes i forget and things seem really dark. but you gotta keep going.

also there is a rock alien who's really good at science and i want him to be my friend so bad.

[voiceofaboud]

MY GOD… I WOKE UP TO THE SOUND OF A MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN GAZA.

[voiceofaboud]

[voiceofaboud]

I am in a hospital bed listening to screams while my family is still trapped in danger.

[voiceofaboud]

Guys, I have slept only one hour in the last two days. I am exhausted, terrified, and falling apart. Please donate to help evacuate us somewhere safe before it is too late.

Chuffed - PayPal - Verified

[placeholddog]

let's throw 1,000 skittles into each other's mouths and not tell anyone