if i had a face

a blog about two friends who always find themselves in horribly awkward situations

[pukicho]

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

[stencill]

here’s this dumb bitch again

[pukicho]

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

[bitchvirgo]

im a slut for water. an h2hoe, if you will

[distinguishedbaloney]

[hydration--nation]

Menstruation crustacean station nation

[dasagoo]

iconic

[jasper-rolls]

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

[hydration--nation]

When your mom bakes cake but you're tryna eat healthy

Temptation nation

[hydration--nation]

When your fight-or-flight response kicks in

Dilation nation

[wheretheheckismyroof]

Christmas trees

Me: I use fake Christmas trees

L: HOW DARE YOU!!! DO YOU EVEN CHRISTMAS??!!?!

[hydration--nation]

When you give back

Donation nation

[hydration--nation]

When you garden

Carnation nation

[asklalalexxi]

I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH

Good, I’ve got your attention. I’ve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and I’m going to fight it again. Guys, it’s BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. You’ll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. They’re trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, you’re busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!

Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If you’re not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

[cloudyheadedhooter-deactivated2]

I know this doesn’t sound important but….

The reason they started this again is because… the timing.

Coincidence? I think NOT.

Everyone is so obsessed with something else, The FCC are manipulating us.

[xxkittenxxyt-deactivated2018020]

I seriously don’t want to give up Tumblr and YouTube all together because of this crap..

:’(

[therealhunterx]

They’re deleting it every 20 hours too, don’t stop rebloging this!

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!

We’ll find you Dan Howell

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Dan Howell cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[lovebitehowell-deactivated20170]

i bet you everything i own that he’s seen this but we will never know bc he is the only person on earth who can’t reblog it. (unless he likes it bc he’s a sneaky cunt can anyone confirm?)

[fabergephil]

9,451,062 people and counting who are not Dan Howell

[danandphilaremovin-deactivated2]

I hope Dan Howell sees this so he can’t reblog it

[delicatelyhappyunknown]

dan howell better not reblog this

[isims4unicorn]

If Dan reblogs this I call shame

[nerdyfangal-blog]

We will find you Dan Howell

[wet-paiint]

Nine million people are not Dan Howell what the actual fuck

DAN WHERE ARE YOU

[philreschremade-deactivated2018]

i can clarify that i am not dan howell

[hydration--nation]

Happy happy birthday to the greatest gal ever @thebaronhotschaftvonhugenstein hope you have the best day ever!

[hydration--nation]

when you get on an airplane

aviation nation

[hydration--nation]

when you get a text

vibration nation

[thebaronhotschaftvonhugenstein]

@tumbledores–army MADE IT TO SECTIONS FOR SWIMMING AND IM SO PROUD OF HER SHES SUCH A GREAT SWIMMER AND SHE WORKED SO HARD AND IM SUPER HAPPY AND PROUD OF HER SHE DESERVES THIS SO MUCH AHHHHHH

[hydration--nation]

when you fall in love

adoration nation

[hydration--nation]

when you finally grow up and get your own apartment and a job

taxation nation