Prime Minister of Swallend

[hydrocloricacid]

[OUTDATED] HAIII! (Intro Post)

Current Hyperfixation: Spitfire (Aircraft)

hiya! Welcome to our self absorbed train wreck! (yap-o-metre: high)

[MINOR] we're a bundle o' American idiots (not a reference) all trapped together in a fleshy meat bag called a "body". We are very bad at most social interactions that actually mean anything to us, ie. if we care about you interactions might get pretty awkward, but if we don't we're pretty good at faking "normal" (only slightly eccentic). we're also queer but in a flavor we're not sure about (all of our crushes have been guys but it's moar complicated than that). Oh yeayh we're neurodivergent too

We like aviation, rocketry, in general anything that isn't touching the ground exert for steam trains, tanks, and race cars! We prefer movies over music but our limited attention span means we usually listen to moar music than watching tv. Readings also a thing we Really enjoy sometimes and hate other times (don't ask when or why, we don't know either ._.). Video games too! parentheses too, apparently (can you tell we're making this up as we go along?)

Bands/People we listen to:

David Bowie

MCR

Queen

The Beatles

lots of 80's 90's music and video game ost's!

Fav Movie as of 2-9-26: Inception

Fav Show as of 2-9-26: House MD (it's vicodin o'clock!)

Fav Video Game as of 2-9-26: War Thunder (the grind never stops)

oh yeayh, anyone/body/thing who actually decides to interact with us for some reason can call us uhm, hmm,,,, Loann (we have to be careful not to use a name we might want irl)

our pronouns are he/they (for most of us, but don't worry about differentiation (considering making a fem blog and a masc blog to solve this issue)) oh our gender, forgot abt at, um,, male

Creatures/peoples/entity's we know (well (we think)):

@ari-at-all irl @gremlinz-yapz irl

list of people/creatures in head (moar for us than anyone else)

Loann (he/him): wants to join the Air Force, upsets easy, has biggest plans for us

Twink (they/them): sometimes a furry. easy to offend, motto is I do not care, usually the one that gets us in trouble

Kreature (any, pref. he/him): fox. in relationship

Cassandra (he/they): eats a lot (way too much) matriarchal figure, super defensive

Glados (it/its): I am not your friend, I am here to mop up after someone else makes a mistake. You will know when you are talking to me. While talking to me I ask that you refrain from saying anything affectionate, as that may cause the others to be let out of the rubber room. I am the only one with the keys.

Aleah (she/her), shark, definitely ace, maybe aro

Walter Whites dead body: plays baby blue on repeat (not sure if sentient)

Cassandra's dead body: from the incident (not sure if sentient)

Mute (he/she) non-verbal, suicidal thanks to horrible first front experience (may be interject of mute from r6s)

boundaries:

None! Do we have any? Do we expect you(s) to have any? Do we want anybody's/things/ones to have any? No

tags we use (edited as we make moar)

#the numbers mason: our semi-cryptic number posting tag feel free to block it! (Can you block tags?)

#and zats how we lost our medical license!: vents

#thanks for the fish: reblogs

#ace of nine: original posts

[weirdo-offical]

I FUKING LOVE HEAD PATS LIKE YES GIVE ME PET YES

[onenicebugperday]

Yes, your fireworks are harming wildlife

Trigger warning for graphic descriptions of injured and dead wildlife.

When a fireworks display occurs near a wild bird roost, the birds simultaneously explode into the night skies in utter panic, which can lead to huge numbers of deaths, usually because these birds either smash their skulls or break their necks as the result of flying into trees, fences, billboards, houses and other solid objects that they cannot see in the gloom and ensuing chaos.

Many of the startled birds who take flight fly at much higher altitudes and for much longer durations than they’re used to to escape the noise, which is energetically costly and physiologically stressful.

Small birds and bats can be knocked from the air and killed by the sonic shock. In 2010, 40 dead sparrows were discovered dead under a roost in a nature reserve after a local fireworks display. The manager of the reserve witnessed a tawny owl fluttering and convulsing on the ground after a particularly loud explosion. It died shortly after.

In Arkansas in 2010, some 5,000 red-winged blackbirds, European starlings, common grackles and brown-headed cowbirds suffered blunt-force trauma after colliding with cars, trees and buildings, an ornithologist from the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission would tell National Geographic.

In 2008, federal officials showed that seabirds in the northern California town of Gualala abandoned their nests after a fireworks show, leaving their eggs vulnerable to predators.

Each year in Austin, Texas, the Congress Bridge bats can be seen fleeing the fireworks display en masse on weather radar, and emergences from their roost diminish noticeably in the days following the Fourth.

In 2018, the Galapagos banned the sale and use of pyrotechnics. According to the BBC, conservationists said that fireworks caused elevated heart rates, trembling and anxiety in many animals. 

The threat to wildlife doesn’t stop at startling lights and sounds; fireworks also have the potential of starting wildfires, directly affecting wildlife and destroying essential habitat. Litter from firecrackers, bottle rockets and other explosives can be choking hazards for wildlife and may be toxic if ingested.

So what do you do if you want to watch fireworks responsibly? Experts say municipalities are more likely to be aware of these dangers than private consumers. Their best advice is to stick to the shows put on by professionals and local governments, which tend to follow guidelines put forth by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, among others, about animal safety.

The National Audubon Society offers similar guidelines: “Commercial fireworks are concentrated in one location, rather than in several locations at once, which is what often happens in neighborhoods. This allows birds to take off and land again in a ‘safer’ location rather than continuing to flee noises coming at them from all directions.”

(Sources: x x x x x)

[onenicebugperday]

Yearly reminder :)

[hydrocloricacid]

was feeling shittie this morning so I went to a gas station to buy an arizona and jump started playing

[deerdalton]

Shoutout trans people with parents that are "technically fine wth it", but don't accept their own kids

[hydrocloricacid]

wow disphoria too? awesomeeee

[hydrocloricacid]

i an absolutely about to get grounded

[gremilnboxedin]

moots I hope you know every time you interact with my post it’s just

“OMG THE [mutual] INTERACTED WITH MY POST. THE [mutual]”

[hydrocloricacid]

i feel like when im told ill be getting something that will drasticaly improve my ability to perform basic tasks, i should be included in the decision to not get it, ya know?

[hydrocloricacid]

all i wanted were foam earplugs, because it fucking hurts to be in most of our house

[hydrocloricacid]

apparently, because im "smart" im suddenly exempt from anythong autism related besides being "a little eccentric"

[hydrocloricacid]

god FUCKING DAMNIT ;-;

[hydrocloricacid]

new and improved ascent guidance program for the Archangel III-D

[hydrocloricacid]

man, im going to go on tumblr for a bit tk avoid romantic stuff because its making me sad, and tumblr almost neeevvveeer has romantic stuff

i was then shot 57 times

[hydrocloricacid]

youtube needs to get better at trigger warnings

[hydrocloricacid]

training myself to take our shirt off in that one way that it seems girls tend to do for #noparticularreason

[hydrocloricacid]

damn, the partnerless-ness is hitting hard rn :[