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it’s time to play chav or slav:
are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC
slav
round two: CHAV or SLAV
chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.
very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?
trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next
god this was absolutely my best post
I adore this
this video cured my anxiety, my acne, my life
Black guys have a different type of sawce
And his laces came untied lol
I just love it 😍
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
As a random thought...
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
Successful 92.6% of the time.
#the real reason they never have an extraction plan (x)
Okay this has popped up on my dash again and I resisted the urge the first few times but now I can’t.
In college I was friends with a bunch of exchange students and went to a party off campus with them. After a couple hours the owners of the apartment called it a night but my friends wanted to continue to hang out. One of the other exchange students volunteered his place. Only problem was there were 10 of us and our only ride was a honda civic.
So we had a 6 foot tall Swedish dude with two Japanese girls on his lap in the front passenger seat, three Saudi students and me sitting in the back seat with two Thai students sitting on our laps and a Mexican-American woman driving.
I being paranoid asked, “What do we do if we get pulled over?”
The driver tries to look at me, “Do you speak another language or can you fake Swedish?”
“No, but I know ASL.”
She nodded, “Okay so the plan is if we get in trouble, no one speaks English and you’re Deaf.”
That was our plan guys.
This is the best comment I’ve ever had on this post.
The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite
A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”
“You need to leave him, Karen”.
I am so here for this
I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing
Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.
“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”
“Its…what?”
“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”
The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:
Remember you need to study for that biology exam.
“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”
He’s no good for you Brenda.
“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”
He’s a cad, Brenda.
Las Vegas, 1961.
When you’re out with your girl and catch a guy checking her out.. you know you just gotta..
Gee I miss my girlfriend
This > getting mad at ur significant other
*me taking my meds*: Carrie Fisher would want me to
listen, if you’re ever having a hard time and you just want to give up, think about space mom and how proud she would be of you just for fighting
Carrie Fisher definitely wants you to stay alive to tell the world to fuck off one more time. If spite keeps you alive, embrace it.
This post just reminded me I had a pill I need to take, so thanks, Carrie.