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a-book-of-creatures

SISYPHUS WRAPPED:

You rolled that boulder up that hill 3829 times!

You reached the topmost quarter of the hill 427 times! That’s 0.53% better than last year!

You said “ouch” as the boulder rolled over your toes 611 times! Best get those toes looked at when you take a break!

You are 0% closer to escaping Hades!

baece

today i found out that if you have library access through ur school, you almost definitely have a copy of the vatican’s latin translation of diary of a wimpy kid and i am currently reading Commentarii de Inepto Puero thank you

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coughloop

Wachowski sisters reveal "red pill vs blue pill" was always an allegory for coke vs pepsi

pointnclick

it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?

sandyminn

No one really knows what I’m up to & I love it

parkchanwoohoo

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

parkchanwoohoo

Mixed reviews...

sickest-saddest-worldliest

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdSSFc55/

the-arachnocommunist

@drukhari

archangel444

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

7thedisasterdyke

Killed by capitalism, no doubt

thatonenewdungeonmaster

phantomrose96

Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.