The one and only

Aspiring entertainer, gamer, musician, lover of movies and funny things. 18 years old. Leo.

[fearofpop]

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

[thebabbagepatch]

you’ve got to be kidding me

[blorbobarbie]

I am in physical pain

[witchaj]

@thebestpersonherelovesbucky

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

i am so happy about this

[gayplanets]

[veketa-deactivated20190129]

[veketa-deactivated20190129]

venn diagram

[coolcheese-archive]

Wyatt is me

[zeathhoney]

[tovarthyme]

Need me a squad like this

[growlandpounce]

Grey shirt had me feelin things

[icecream-eaterrr]

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

[pr1nceshawn]

It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

[robert-the-foul]

Good post. Good people.

[bloomflowersbloom]

[reblogable-memes]

all that’s needed

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[ezurad]

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

[hiringdreamers-deactivated20200]

Milk is $15

[captaindeadpoet]

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

[bluesey-182]

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

[sapphire-crimson-claw-archive-d]

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

[asymbina]

I think his face is just tentacles.

[kakaphoe]

The blind man has gills.

[of-another-broken-heart]

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

[kakaphoe]

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

[beyondthein-finite-deactivated2]

defenders is going to be a VeRY SERioUS show I’m sorry but 

why do they look like they just realized they left danny back at the subway station and they’re gonna have to go back for him

luke was supposed to supervise him 

luke did not supervise him and he most likely wandered off chasing a butterfly or something

[softlenaluthor]

[hellenickiller]

[gothorgy]

[long-ago-1234567890]

“tumblr user is kin with hitler and crytypes about ableism when ppl say that’s not ok”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[in-sufficientdata]

capitalists: let’s innovate and make this better!

consumers: awesome! I will spend my money on it!

capitalists: now let’s make it crappier but not charge any less.

consumers: wtf? I feel cheated.

capitalists: that’s not my fault. it’s what the market will bear.

consumers: I’m desperate for the old version. make the old version again.

capitalists: check out this upgraded version. we charge more for it because it’s special.

consumers: this is literally what the old version was like wtf. you expect me to pay more now?

capitalists: no, this is new. NEW AND IMPROVED

consumers: this is what they used to be like

capitalists: lalalala

[in-sufficientdata]

I lost 4 followers when I posted this wow

[horreurscopes]

[aquus]

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping