The Drowned City of Hyrule

Kolby. 23. Canadian. I post lots of Nintendo, Primarily Pokemon, and various other things that tickle my fancy. I love theorizing on games and shows so if you ever want to, hit me up. Ignore my doodles an rants.  

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[bigpastapete-deactivated2018060]

Funniest shit ever

[tastefullyoffensive]

[b0ggyb1tch]

I would die for Pepper

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[dretanya]

[danielboudreau]

This is the greatest day of my life

[galaxyslime]

swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

[zetsubobilly]

heck

[galaxyslime]

you’re on thin fucking ice

[galaxyslime]

oh no

[mybuckystar]

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

[financiallymint]

THIS

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

[2002-honda-crv]

[lobotomiez]

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[angelnamine]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[totalparksandrec]

[perhapsarat]

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this