I want lemon orzo

She/Her. I write fics sometimes. My time on this app is about as consistent as my sleep schedule.

[hyliarc]

Tell me why my main cookie run team consists of four gods and a college professor

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @sneefsnorfiwastakingaborf

me in 9th grade annoyed at my homework levels

text: French (derogatory)

[mecub]

@hyliarc

[hyliarc]

ok so first of all fuck you

[hyliarc]

Running a D&D campaign that’s not-so-vaguely Greek Mythology inspired, and since 80% of the party is obsessed with Greek Mythology I decided I’d treat them a little bit! All of the main monsters are based off of ones from Greek mythology!

Of course, if I just copy-pasted monsters from Greek mythology into the campaign that would be boring, because chances are my players would know which exact niche way to kill them. So I’ve tweaked them all to the point where my players will think they’ve won a big, tiring fight. Only to be very, very sorely mistaken.

I love D&D it’s such a wholesome and comforting game guys

[blueskittlesart]

chapters 3&4 have some REALLY good sprites

[drawnsnake]

Dᴏɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴀɴ, ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟᴘ Aɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴀʙʏ, I ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ

[hyliarc]

LMAO just realized if you try to make Kris play the piano in chapter 1 in the hospital he will play badly ON PURPOSE

Like we know at this point that Kris is a good piano player but we piss him off so much that he plinks the piano out of spite.

I love you Kris Dreemurr never change

[oobbbear]

thinking about how undertale is basically an AU of deltarune made by toby fox to test out his skills, this really fits in with how au hell of a fandom ut is, its an au of an au of an au of an au of an au of an

also sans is like the least appealing character in this entire franchise now to me at least, there're so so many more interesting cast i completely forgot about this dude's existence, when he appears in the new chapter I had to take a step back like oh yeah he's still here why are you still here... i'll tolerate you, only cause you make toriel happy, and i like toriel... (funny skeleton fans dont kill me-)

[blueskittlesart]

dr dump. yes i drew all of these today

[hyliarc]

Deltarune Ch.3+4 Spoilers!!!

Playing Chapter 1 again after finishing chapter 4 just hits SO DIFFERENT.

Like-we know now that whatever the ending of the prophecy is, it’s BAD. And Ralsei’s mental breakdown at the end of 4 broke me.

But what breaks me more is seeing how hard Ralsei tries at the beginning of chapter 1. When he tries so desperately to stop Susie from fighting the enemies, he’s literally trying to save her from what seems like…herself.

And furthermore, it feels like Ralsei knows at the very beginning what we start to see as the story progresses: that Susie isn’t scary and destructive by nature, and she just needed the right people to help her see that. Which is probably another reason Ralsei was trying so hard.

But no matter how many enemies you spare, no matter what lengths you go to be the most pacifist heroes you can, in the end it doesn’t change anything. The prophecy is unchanging. And I think deep down Ralsei knew that would be the case.

So going back to the very beginning and seeing Ralsei try-just try to change his fate by convincing Susie not to beat the shit out of the playing cards, it kinda broke me a bit. Seeing how much he cared, even when nobody else did.

Ralsei really is amazing. And I love this game. And I’m scared for what happens next.

[hyliarc]

If you had a problem with Bella Ramsey in The Last Of Us because she “didn’t look anything like Ellie”, but you also have a problem with the mere notion that Hunter Schafer might play Zelda in the live action…

Buddy.

You might just like to complain.

[hyliarc]

Out of context chapter 4 spoilers under the cut

(I’m lowkey bad at this but at least I think I’m funny)

[szivarvanyturmix]

Kris blushing when Susie mentions their flirting skills...

Krisp i love you so much please stop trying to beat me to death

[bugshark]

go my tennas. eat my gifs

[fresh-spearmint]

I know everyone has done the joke already but whatever have my 5 minute thing I made on my phone because I have to process this SOMEHOW

[hyliarc]

okay so what the fuck

[hyliarc]

Bro whats King’s dad doing in deltarune???

[hyliarc]

Oh Toby Fox YOU DID NOT