Brick in a human world

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[hynkybryk]

Nah man this is some fraud. The real White Pharaoh drives a 2008 Honda Civic that I spray painted gold with truck nuts on the back.

[speedlimit15]

[hynkybryk]

I am upset that these "Blue Screens of Death" have not yet killed me so I may possess a richer person who can buy or steal more Magic cards, why must they be named so deceptively Curse of Ra to Microsoft.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[arroscnleche]

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

[tracing-rivers]

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

[clockworkspider]

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！ 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

[orcboxer]

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

[hynkybryk]

The White Pharaoh is wondering about this Pop Eyes phenomenon... Why would you want to go blind for chicken? Please help I am so fcuking scared.

[hynkybryk]

The White Pharaoh is as they say eepy sleepy. Does anyone know of a remedy to this?

[hynkybryk]

The Pharaoh is wondering if Brazil might think I'm chill maybe?

[hynkybryk]

The White Pharaoh wishes to express his gratitude. Also, Brazil what do we think about a pyramid collab?

[hynkybryk]

The Pharaoh is wondering if Brazil might think I'm chill maybe?

[hynkybryk]

Hey guys, I am the White Pharaoh where am I?

[hynkybryk]

so are you just the white pharaoh forever now or do we get hynky back at some point

The real Hynky hasn't been seen for 20.5 years. I will reign eternal.

[buggenders]

What if we kissed in the Walmart super center parking lot (formerly the pharaoh’s field of reeds, regrettably paved over)

[hynkybryk]

What if we made commander decks with stolen packs on the Walmart Super Center parking lot (formally my field of reeds, regrettably paved over)

[glubby]

[buggenders]

the white pharaoh is having trouble reading the room

[hynkybryk]

Friends are trying to explain history, can someone explain how technology has regressed so far from these "Star Wars" documentaries they showed me.

[hynkybryk]

(To the tune of Ben Folds' Rockin The Suburbs)

Y'all don't know what it's like

Being a mtg fan, a pharaoh and white

[buggenders]

went to pharaoh island and theres some white guy there playing magic the gathering

[hynkybryk]

#lone pharaoh #magic the gathering

[hynkybryk]

Never really got a grasp on toaster ovens during my time in this era... Air fryers work like a dream but, toaster ovens confound me. How do you work these things?