Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
Nah man this is some fraud. The real White Pharaoh drives a 2008 Honda Civic that I spray painted gold with truck nuts on the back.
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@hynkybryk
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
Nah man this is some fraud. The real White Pharaoh drives a 2008 Honda Civic that I spray painted gold with truck nuts on the back.
I am upset that these "Blue Screens of Death" have not yet killed me so I may possess a richer person who can buy or steal more Magic cards, why must they be named so deceptively Curse of Ra to Microsoft.
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,
hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使!okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼!🫢 那可不行哦🙅♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因,然后发现:诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒!😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃,一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒!但不给亲!🤨 怎么会这样昵? 🤷♀️ 原来,亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴! 所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人,
y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
The White Pharaoh is wondering about this Pop Eyes phenomenon... Why would you want to go blind for chicken? Please help I am so fcuking scared.
The White Pharaoh is as they say eepy sleepy. Does anyone know of a remedy to this?
The Pharaoh is wondering if Brazil might think I'm chill maybe?
The White Pharaoh wishes to express his gratitude. Also, Brazil what do we think about a pyramid collab?
The Pharaoh is wondering if Brazil might think I'm chill maybe?
Hey guys, I am the White Pharaoh where am I?
so are you just the white pharaoh forever now or do we get hynky back at some point
The real Hynky hasn't been seen for 20.5 years. I will reign eternal.
What if we kissed in the Walmart super center parking lot (formerly the pharaoh’s field of reeds, regrettably paved over)
What if we made commander decks with stolen packs on the Walmart Super Center parking lot (formally my field of reeds, regrettably paved over)
the white pharaoh is having trouble reading the room
Friends are trying to explain history, can someone explain how technology has regressed so far from these "Star Wars" documentaries they showed me.
(To the tune of Ben Folds' Rockin The Suburbs)
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being a mtg fan, a pharaoh and white
went to pharaoh island and theres some white guy there playing magic the gathering
#lone pharaoh #magic the gathering
Never really got a grasp on toaster ovens during my time in this era... Air fryers work like a dream but, toaster ovens confound me. How do you work these things?