*knock knock*
"Howdy ho, neighbor! Now I don't mean to be a bother, but I live in the pharaoh¹ across the street over yonder. Might I be able to borrow a nip of honey off ya? I was trying to stew a few figs for the ol' crook n flail, and you can't make stewed figs without honey, but I'm plumb out! Oh, you don't have enough to spare? Not even a single cup? Hm. That's odd. Are you sure? Do you know who my father² is? He's a very powerful guy round here. Oh, you say you don't care? Hm. Well then. Curse of Horus³ on your home."
[1]: The meaning of the word "Pharaoh" now means the ruler himself, but that meaning is derived from the original meaning of the word, "Great House". The Pharaoh lived within the Pharaoh.
[2]: Pharaohs in ancient Egypt were portrayed as sons of Ra (acting as intermediary between the human and the divine), but also as manifestations of Horus.
[3]: There is not a great deal of historical evidence of curses being invoked in this way, but cmon girls why do all jokes have to be 100% historically accurate that is just a wild expectation to put on my shoulders i already did so much research for this bit im so tired and im literally just a little dog in a clown costume what more do you want from me
