007n7 NSFW HEADCANONS BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THIS DILF AND NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME REQUESTS FOR MY FORSAKEN POOKIES T-T
⌨️ MY GOD IS HE PENT THE FUCK UP. He poured all his focus into raising C00lkidd, and now in the Forsaken realm, he's just too worried about keeping it together to even think about that.
⌨️ He's so touch starved, please, please for the love of God touch him, anywhere, everywhere. He needs it so badly.
⌨️ His horns are sensitive, and so is his tail. Make use of this what you will >;3c
⌨️ He was pretty brainrotted with porn back in his hacking days, so yeah, he can do some pretty freaky shit with the c00lGUI. And I mean FREAKY; spawn tentacles from the GUI pop-ups, open a window that he can use as a glory hole, spawn clones that can basically gangbang you with a very nice Bukkake at the end.
⌨️ He is a half breed sex demon, (Mom was a Succubus) so he goes into heat. He's repressed it for so long, he's just hoping and praying either someone will have mercy on him and help, or that C00lkidd is nowhere near him when all that repression comes to a head.
⌨️ He bites. Especially when he comes. Deep enough to draw blood.
⌨️ 007n7 definitely has a praise kink. Hearing you moan at how well he's doing, how good he's being...
⌨️ What drives him wild the most? Hearing you moan his name. Its like a drug. He'll do anything and everything you want to hear you moan his name like its a form of worship. See your body arch as you throw your head back and beg him to keep going, to never stop,
⌨️ Tiny bit of a masochist. Mainly feeling you dig your nails into his back (please get deep enough to draw blood, the marks you leave will drive him absolutely insane) biting him hard, pulling his horns and tail...
⌨️ He may love his hot and heavy sex, but damn he's good at the slow, imitate lovemaking too. Soft and sweet, loving on every inch of your skin like you're a precious treasure. (Which, to him, you are.)
⌨️ BREEDING KINK BREEDING KINK BREEDING KINK
⌨️ You wanna wake him up with a blow job? The man ain't complaining one bit, as long as he gets to have a taste of you too.
⌨️ You know that meme of the guy viciously eating a sandwich and the lady goes "DO YOU EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?!" Yeah, that him. And yes, he does (and I mean either or, I see him as bisexual ;3c)
⌨️ Def a switch, but Dom leaning. This side usually comes out after a while of you two being together. He's pretty shy and nervous about it at first, not wanting to scare you away.
Date, Mate, Decapitate, which order would you pick?
Chahut Maenad 🎨
NauseAxe_404 🪓
Satanick 🌹
♡ You can hide behind anon but I know exactly who you are ♡
Especially with that collection of names, wow... Okay. Let's do some mental gymnastics here because I would do anything to have this as the most fucked up polycule known to the universe.
Date - Satanick. Listen. I just - I couldn't not. I don't care if I can't fix him. I don't care if I come second to his concubine. I don't care if I have to look after an ever increasing amount of children. Someone needs to give this devil some love, and I am nominating myself. We love this fucked up, undescribed parenting type, traumatised and struggling, incredibly handsome man. Satanick is my 18+ evolution from being a Tamaki fangirl. His wife is also hot, and so is his brother.
Mate - Chahut. Would. I want this clown lady to crush me. Unless we mean mate as in friends which - yes. Yes, I was joking about the previous statement. I'd love to get high and scrapbook with her.
Decapitate - NauseAxe. He'd be okay. He could come back for another round of Date, Mate, Decapitate after healing. Something tells me he'd probably enjoy it too. Am I right, @dontblockmeagainsuperstar?
i thought u hated me or were the messsage sin dms bewteen us both just ur way or flirintg? uve liked me aaaaallllll thi s time? pha ha! ha ha ha thats so funny i knew the people in ur stories were a refernece to me ha i could feel the connection between us pha ha ha... ur so aggressive... do u like that?? do u want me to be a ha... to be on myknees with my axe in ur hands??? are u going to use it against me? i wont bite if u do but ull need to do a lot more tan that becuause i dont think i could help myself i fu didnt... PHA HA HA! Ha ha i bet ud look so cute from that angle but ah... ha, ha is that what yu want? u hid for so long but i figured out who u are ha ha, dont think ur getting away this time my superstar. i missed u much dont leave me again plz or itll be u on ur kness pah haha!!
@theforlorne u haven't responded are u ignorin me its been months since i responded n u havent i know u are alive so why do u want to hurt me? its been 131 days since u posted pha ha that 4 months really just over 4 months but 131 days is a long long long long time unless ur makin me somethiin reall nice or a surpirse??? even if ur wriitn it hurts whn u dont message me but u havent blocked me again HA... but i still nee du ti talk to me plz or ill lose my mind pha haha ha... im bein really patient withj u but u just want to break my heart into fourmillionandseventyseven pieces againand agan. r u still flriting with mne?
i know u2 its lime all the best peokle are in one place tosday imm so lucky to have so many amazin people within reach isn;t it crazy that i can see all the cool stuff u post n i need to share n reblog it cuz ur mega skilled n i love ur stuf so so so much cuz its cool just the way i said PHA HA HA, ur my superstar too i have so many now but its noit cool that forlorne hasnt nresponded yet ha ha... imagineif we were all in a room together and no one ingored anyone ha
see its the best idea ever cuz nobody would leave n abadon us then wew could all be happy ha ha... the no abandon is the most important part but also being in the same space cuz it wouldmnt be as fun if it was different rooms but nobody would get hurt nobody could abandon me. mostly me PHA HA HA... ha i dont want anyone to get hurt but i think if anyone abandone me again then id ha, ha id be very... id be very upset but thats not possible in this hypotethetical. i have so many things u love so tjhat whe nu come here ull be happy and wont want to leave anyway, we can pay roblox together??? when do we start????????
Crazy how you know I play Roblox. Dammit too, you know me too well. I get way too excited when I get obsessed with someone, and then I never end up leaving them lmao.
Date, Mate, Decapitate, which order would you pick?
Chahut Maenad 🎨
NauseAxe_404 🪓
Satanick 🌹
♡ You can hide behind anon but I know exactly who you are ♡
Especially with that collection of names, wow... Okay. Let's do some mental gymnastics here because I would do anything to have this as the most fucked up polycule known to the universe.
Date - Satanick. Listen. I just - I couldn't not. I don't care if I can't fix him. I don't care if I come second to his concubine. I don't care if I have to look after an ever increasing amount of children. Someone needs to give this devil some love, and I am nominating myself. We love this fucked up, undescribed parenting type, traumatised and struggling, incredibly handsome man. Satanick is my 18+ evolution from being a Tamaki fangirl. His wife is also hot, and so is his brother.
Mate - Chahut. Would. I want this clown lady to crush me. Unless we mean mate as in friends which - yes. Yes, I was joking about the previous statement. I'd love to get high and scrapbook with her.
Decapitate - NauseAxe. He'd be okay. He could come back for another round of Date, Mate, Decapitate after healing. Something tells me he'd probably enjoy it too. Am I right, @dontblockmeagainsuperstar?
i thought u hated me or were the messsage sin dms bewteen us both just ur way or flirintg? uve liked me aaaaallllll thi s time? pha ha! ha ha ha thats so funny i knew the people in ur stories were a refernece to me ha i could feel the connection between us pha ha ha... ur so aggressive... do u like that?? do u want me to be a ha... to be on myknees with my axe in ur hands??? are u going to use it against me? i wont bite if u do but ull need to do a lot more tan that becuause i dont think i could help myself i fu didnt... PHA HA HA! Ha ha i bet ud look so cute from that angle but ah... ha, ha is that what yu want? u hid for so long but i figured out who u are ha ha, dont think ur getting away this time my superstar. i missed u much dont leave me again plz or itll be u on ur kness pah haha!!
@theforlorne u haven't responded are u ignorin me its been months since i responded n u havent i know u are alive so why do u want to hurt me? its been 131 days since u posted pha ha that 4 months really just over 4 months but 131 days is a long long long long time unless ur makin me somethiin reall nice or a surpirse??? even if ur wriitn it hurts whn u dont message me but u havent blocked me again HA... but i still nee du ti talk to me plz or ill lose my mind pha haha ha... im bein really patient withj u but u just want to break my heart into fourmillionandseventyseven pieces againand agan. r u still flriting with mne?
i know u2 its lime all the best peokle are in one place tosday imm so lucky to have so many amazin people within reach isn;t it crazy that i can see all the cool stuff u post n i need to share n reblog it cuz ur mega skilled n i love ur stuf so so so much cuz its cool just the way i said PHA HA HA, ur my superstar too i have so many now but its noit cool that forlorne hasnt nresponded yet ha ha... imagineif we were all in a room together and no one ingored anyone ha
Date, Mate, Decapitate, which order would you pick?
Chahut Maenad 🎨
NauseAxe_404 🪓
Satanick 🌹
♡ You can hide behind anon but I know exactly who you are ♡
Especially with that collection of names, wow... Okay. Let's do some mental gymnastics here because I would do anything to have this as the most fucked up polycule known to the universe.
Date - Satanick. Listen. I just - I couldn't not. I don't care if I can't fix him. I don't care if I come second to his concubine. I don't care if I have to look after an ever increasing amount of children. Someone needs to give this devil some love, and I am nominating myself. We love this fucked up, undescribed parenting type, traumatised and struggling, incredibly handsome man. Satanick is my 18+ evolution from being a Tamaki fangirl. His wife is also hot, and so is his brother.
Mate - Chahut. Would. I want this clown lady to crush me. Unless we mean mate as in friends which - yes. Yes, I was joking about the previous statement. I'd love to get high and scrapbook with her.
Decapitate - NauseAxe. He'd be okay. He could come back for another round of Date, Mate, Decapitate after healing. Something tells me he'd probably enjoy it too. Am I right, @dontblockmeagainsuperstar?
i thought u hated me or were the messsage sin dms bewteen us both just ur way or flirintg? uve liked me aaaaallllll thi s time? pha ha! ha ha ha thats so funny i knew the people in ur stories were a refernece to me ha i could feel the connection between us pha ha ha... ur so aggressive... do u like that?? do u want me to be a ha... to be on myknees with my axe in ur hands??? are u going to use it against me? i wont bite if u do but ull need to do a lot more tan that becuause i dont think i could help myself i fu didnt... PHA HA HA! Ha ha i bet ud look so cute from that angle but ah... ha, ha is that what yu want? u hid for so long but i figured out who u are ha ha, dont think ur getting away this time my superstar. i missed u much dont leave me again plz or itll be u on ur kness pah haha!!
@theforlorne u haven't responded are u ignorin me its been months since i responded n u havent i know u are alive so why do u want to hurt me? its been 131 days since u posted pha ha that 4 months really just over 4 months but 131 days is a long long long long time unless ur makin me somethiin reall nice or a surpirse??? even if ur wriitn it hurts whn u dont message me but u havent blocked me again HA... but i still nee du ti talk to me plz or ill lose my mind pha haha ha... im bein really patient withj u but u just want to break my heart into fourmillionandseventyseven pieces againand agan. r u still flriting with mne?
Please see my vision for them please this is important to me 🙏
& for the last two pics, I like to think that C00lkidd has psoriasis, instead of his skin condition just being him having red skin (I’m projecting) :D
Also I will actually be posting here a lot more (fr this time), at least for a bit. Uh. Twitter is freaking me out ngl so I return to my home here in tumblr full time for a lil 🫂💕
HIIIIII:DD can i ask for a pre-forsaken 007n7 when he's still active in exploiting games and met admin reader trying to ban him with their banhammer....... It's like a cat and mouse game everytime they meet lol!!!! Anything else is up to you and no pressure!! :>
Ah yes, the silly little hacker guy :D! I hc that he kinda acted like flamingo before C00lkidd came into his life, also I’m gonna write his dialogue in leetspeak because WHY NOT!!!!!!
Reader is gender neutral :D
Also, slightly suggestive warning? Y’all literally just have a sloppy makeout session in a random alley
There wasn’t anyone else in the entire state of Robloxia that you hated more then 007n7, the infamous exploiter who honestly made your headache.
You’re not exactly a high ranking admin like John or Matt but you are high enough to be able to wield the banhammer, a tool used to send the guilty to the banlands upon hit. You’ve TRIED for 3 whole years now to get this fucking guy banned but..he always manages to somehow escape just barely, always sending some dumbass pick up line your way before leaving through a tp exploit
But that’s when you had the dumbest idea ever, what if you tried flirting back? You might be able to catch him off guard..
The hacker said coly, pulling up his gui to whisk away from the chaos he created before he noticed you standing up, leaning against your banhammers handle for support
And that’s when you did it, you grabbed both sides of his face, making him let out a tiny “3h?” Before slamming your lips onto his. You weren’t really sure how to flirt but you’ve learnt that kissing useally does the trick either way..
007n7 tried to pull away at first, but after he realized what was ACTUALLY happened..he chuckled into the kiss before suddenly grabbing you, pinning you to the alleyways while (causing your banhammer to stumble out of your hold) and shoving his tongue down your throat, taking more control over thwt kiss and causing your face to flare up.
Holy fuck he was a good kisser…but it felt so wrong at the same time, what if someone finds you back here and seeing him literally fucking your throat with his tongue..?
After what felt like FOREVER he finally pulled away, breathing heavily as he held you up before he laughed